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joculator t1_jdfw7hr wrote

Trust me, you made more than one woman dry up this year.

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otremontiram t1_jdfqsn9 wrote

LPT: remove umbrellas from girls while raining to get them wet.

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BecauseItAmusesMe t1_jdgkulz wrote

Girls can rain?

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hiddenyogi t1_jdgqq36 wrote

Yes, and squirt too.

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HmmNotLikely t1_jdgyphb wrote

There must have been some unknown private moments when people have dated meteorologists and had these wordplays thrown around the bedroom in the worst way…

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TheReal-Chris t1_jdig9r7 wrote

Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.

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President_Calhoun t1_jditotk wrote

>Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.

From Al Roker's sex tape.

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hiddenyogi t1_jdlnvjy wrote

A wave of humidity with a chance of severe squirting tonight. Then things should calm down tomorrow.

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cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9jzd wrote

My late gf was a squirter...she was so embarrassed the 1st time

I fn loved it and I knew she did to

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contyk t1_jdjsa38 wrote

Nope, it's only men. Hallelujah!

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Squirpel89 t1_jdi02xi wrote

Why y'all on here talking about the myths of women? Reddit is a place that has no room for fake bs only cold hard facts.

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subtlystub714 t1_jdfpxyf wrote

The author is a redditor.

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Holyholyhobo t1_jdg92hd wrote

Corrected:

I stole a woman’s umbrella yesterday. That brings the total number of women I’ve made wet in my lifetime to one.

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TheCheeseGod t1_jdgzn9p wrote

I reckon your count is still somewhere around negative 12.

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JIE3BUE t1_jdfrfbu wrote

You un-made her wet.

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TooShiftyForYou t1_jdg0po2 wrote

There's a lot of talk about size to please a woman but I've found that my 3 inches can sometimes be enough.

The only question is if it's used for credit or debit.

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burmadawg t1_jdj02kz wrote

Mines three inches also, but most women dont like it that fat.

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leonscum t1_jdfwf9e wrote

Curious. It also brings the up votes to the same number.

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Feud12 t1_jdg6z5z wrote

get that number to -100, w rizz

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Upst8r t1_jdgil7k wrote

I always spun this around the other way.

Find a woman who finds rainstorms romantic. It'll make her wet.

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Iforgot_my_other_pw t1_jdhi1z4 wrote

"I'm so wet, give it to me" she said. She should have planned better, I'm not giving her my umbrella.

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zeke235 t1_jdi01yp wrote

Ben Shapiro, is that you?

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1michaelbrown t1_jdfxuam wrote

😂😂😂 I showed this to me wife

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32lib t1_jdgizaz wrote

I didn't,I don't need her smart-ass answer.

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fyrdude58 t1_jdgkclb wrote

Math AND self deprecation.

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Heteroclite13 t1_jdgq8uo wrote

She still hasn't opened up to me.

Edit:spelling

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darktumor t1_jdgx1om wrote

Thanks, that would be me, that’s literally me yesterday

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el3mel t1_jdh4x9a wrote

Good one.

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1_Shanel t1_jdhk1ae wrote

I’m sure you didn’t make it rain though

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babesplat t1_jdhr0gt wrote

umbrellas are very tory

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chunckycat08 t1_jdirvb3 wrote

bet she was yelling at you to give it to her cause she was wet.

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J-L-Picard t1_jdjr66a wrote

500 orgasms, 501 umbrellas donated. Congratulations OP!

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TokitaOhuma t1_jdkzjg3 wrote

And the mumber of men you have made wet to +1

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lunixss t1_jdl5b8e wrote

And the total number of times I've read this joke in 3 months to 4

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Furlock_Bones t1_jdid788 wrote

This joke just crashed my iPhone. I read it, and while comments were still loading, it did a total reboot.

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TeenBoy_2007 t1_jdghfsx wrote

And guess what she didn't returned it back yet.

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GJacks75 t1_jdh6am1 wrote

Yo, check out Captain Redundant McWrong Tense here.

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