MartianGuard t1_jdhxrj7 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 2:57 PM

Queen Elizabeth reigned for more than 70 years

pot8totom8to t1_jdinc1f wrote on March 24, 2023 at 5:39 PM

Underrated comment right here ^

Chemical-Assistant64 t1_jdh680q wrote on March 24, 2023 at 11:19 AM

You’ve obviously never had a golden shower

cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9obg wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:13 PM

Don't forget about the golden mist

hiddenyogi t1_jdgqq36 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:50 AM

Yes, and squirt too.

HmmNotLikely t1_jdgyphb wrote on March 24, 2023 at 9:47 AM

There must have been some unknown private moments when people have dated meteorologists and had these wordplays thrown around the bedroom in the worst way…

TheReal-Chris t1_jdig9r7 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.

President_Calhoun t1_jditotk wrote on March 24, 2023 at 6:19 PM

>Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.

From Al Roker's sex tape.

hiddenyogi t1_jdlnvjy wrote on March 25, 2023 at 9:03 AM

A wave of humidity with a chance of severe squirting tonight. Then things should calm down tomorrow.

theinquisition t1_jdhbr19 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Can you imagine being the first person to find this out? Like whoa what the fuck is THAT

Chibbly t1_jdhgwtg wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:57 PM

Urine

cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9jzd wrote on March 24, 2023 at 4:12 PM

My late gf was a squirter...she was so embarrassed the 1st time

I fn loved it and I knew she did to

contyk t1_jdjsa38 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Nope, it's only men. Hallelujah!

Kenlaboss t1_jdkb8as wrote on March 25, 2023 at 12:31 AM

No, but I've heard that it's raining men.

I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday

BecauseItAmusesMe t1_jdgkulz wrote on March 24, 2023 at 6:28 AM