downboat
downboat t1_jeeafqd wrote
Apple buys Disney and Netflix tanks
downboat t1_jebj0m8 wrote
Reply to The European Union strikes back against cryptocurrency and imposes strict limits on transactions above €1000 by Wega58
Why so mean EU? 🥺
downboat t1_jebiy2w wrote
Reply to comment by DOGEWHALE in The European Union strikes back against cryptocurrency and imposes strict limits on transactions above €1000 by Wega58
This
downboat t1_jadvakv wrote
Can't wait for my future Tesla's horn to sound like "La Cucaracha"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRc2vx4xTVM
downboat t1_ja9rg3k wrote
Reply to Elon Musk Regains His Spot as the World’s Richest Person || The Tesla CEO has benefitted from a 100% rally in the electric carmaker’s stock by DangerStranger138
This probably means more babies
downboat t1_ja9r6ah wrote
Reply to YOLO $154BN in a month by akshayv_27
I think I'll have a similar face if I had lost that much money 😅😅😅😅 It's almost like if he's crying inside and trying to hide it 🤣🤣🤣
downboat t1_ja7s7xc wrote
Reply to I plotted the daily performance of stocks in each sector of SP500 since the beginning of the year and compared them to SPY's performance. by TradeTheZones
The kangaroo market is mesmerizing
downboat t1_ja4hh1j wrote
Reply to Invest responsibly my friends by ihatedarkies420
You can do both things! there are 0DTE on ETFs like SPY
downboat t1_j9y91ub wrote
Reply to comment by downboat in AI is the new way to lose money! by TwitchNotTv
btw, I like C# a lot, been developing on .Net for more than a decade, .Net Core move was a bliss
downboat t1_j9y8yub wrote
Reply to AI is the new way to lose money! by TwitchNotTv
Wonder if the language of choice of ChatGPT is influenced by Microsoft interests in OpenAI
​
Calls on $MSFT !
downboat OP t1_j9xsyck wrote
Reply to comment by Jurekoffonyourmom in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
downboat OP t1_j9u484g wrote
Reply to comment by Additional_Town2313 in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
ngl my dirty mind has read "PimpCo" many times
downboat OP t1_j9sxr3a wrote
Reply to comment by DataWeenie in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Ok, thanks!
downboat OP t1_j9svg0g wrote
Reply to comment by MyPeePeeReversed in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Will do next time, sorry.
downboat OP t1_j9st083 wrote
Reply to comment by aeplus in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
I'm going to strategically buy Allianz PUTs on margin (parent company of PIMCO) and if I lose the bet it's fine because it was done "strategically"
downboat OP t1_j9ssdp7 wrote
Reply to comment by Adorable_Ad8515 in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
And they just got rekt
Submitted by downboat t3_11am525 in wallstreetbets
Submitted by downboat t3_118yuo5 in wallstreetbets
downboat t1_j6nx9l4 wrote
Reply to comment by PrinterTrader in WHAT TO DO ON FOMC Feb 1 '23 by PrinterTrader
downboat t1_j6nutoi wrote
Reply to WHAT TO DO ON FOMC Feb 1 '23 by PrinterTrader
Damn, didn't knew you could buy "putas" (hookers in Spanish) in the stonk exchange.
Are we in the 18th century again?
downboat t1_j6k1kt1 wrote
Reply to Bin There Dump That by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
And now we have dumpster inflation. Thank you 😔
downboat t1_j6hc351 wrote
Reply to Guru whooroo by Exonerated_living
Let's recommend YOUR ETF but not and Index ETF, because you will always beat the market. ALWAYS
downboat t1_jef8k3z wrote
Reply to If you invested 100 dollars in S&P500 in 1980 and reinvested dividends you would have 11,000 today. Stop gambling and start investing. by [deleted]
I prefer QQQM