gellenburg
gellenburg t1_jdy2zg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Trendelthegreat in Racine auto shop gives woman free car after Kenosha dealership allegedly defaces her ID by Sandstorm400
I bet the story was written by an AI.
gellenburg t1_jdy2yfi wrote
Reply to Racine auto shop gives woman free car after Kenosha dealership allegedly defaces her ID by Sandstorm400
What kind of sick fuck snaps a person's drivers' license in half and pisses on it?
gellenburg t1_jcwgs0w wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
I mean, there's a reason why it's called a water bottle and not a Monster™ drink bottle.
gellenburg t1_j795e60 wrote
Wish there was a rule against pay walls.
gellenburg t1_j6n5ikz wrote
Reply to TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch by SappyGilmore
172 seems awfully low considering all the shit spray from the toilet that we're supposed to now be worried about. Or, maybe that was all actually bullshit and clickbait.
gellenburg t1_j6n2kxx wrote
Reply to Researchers develop coating that prevents synthetic fabrics from shedding harmful microplastics in the wash by BlitzOrion
And in 5 years we'll discover that coating causes cancer.
gellenburg t1_j6g564u wrote
Can't you not move from one car to another on NY subway cars? That seems like a huge safety issue if you can't.
gellenburg t1_j601e3w wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're asked when you want to meet, especially in a professional setting, just answer the question. Saying "whenever!" isn't being flexible; it's being evasive. by [deleted]
"My calendar is open and up-to-date, feel free to schedule some time that works for both of us."
And if they're not inside my Company?
"Here's the link to my Calendar. Feel free to find some time that's convenient."
If your Company uses Microsoft 365, Outlook Web will give you a public link to the free/busy view of your Calendar that you can share. I have it in my Email signature.
gellenburg t1_j4m19sn wrote
Reply to TIFU by changing my name by [deleted]
I know actors in the States sometimes take new names when they join SAG-AFTRA but I thought most didn't actually change the names on their birth certificate though. Can you kinda do the opposite? Or the same? When you're with your girlfriend go by your original name and only use your professional name for professional purposes?
gellenburg t1_iyd550w wrote
I think you mean "death metal singers use the same techniques as bats to vocalize".
Pretty sure the bats were here first.
gellenburg t1_iy3mtoi wrote
Reply to TIFU during an interview by AlwaysPressTheButton
It happens. Wasn't a fuck-up, but it was a screw-up. Life goes on.
gellenburg t1_ixt272k wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
self-censored because I just realized this wasn't /r/atheism
gellenburg t1_ix00o1u wrote
As someone who has worked in IT for over 30 years that was not your fuck up in the slightest.
Not even by a longshot.
100% on your boss.
He knew you were inexperienced and he told you to do something you were wholesale unqualified or prepared to do.
But the real fuckup is the CIO, CTO, CFO, and CEO for not having a disaster recovery or business continuity plan.
Good riddance.
gellenburg t1_jdy5mlj wrote
Reply to comment by SadisticChipmunk in Racine auto shop gives woman free car after Kenosha dealership allegedly defaces her ID by Sandstorm400
As a language model I'm afraid I can neither confirm or deny whether or not I am artificial. However, I can confirm for you that this response is real.