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halfanothersdozen t1_jeeup5p wrote
Reply to comment by GhettoChemist in TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Just be sure to only eat A Modest amount
halfanothersdozen t1_jdzwzhe wrote
Reply to Apple illegally fired five labor activists, union says | The workers, who were disciplined and fired for attendance-related issues, believe they were let go because of their union organizing by chrisdh79
He said she said between the employer and the union. If Apple had "cause" there's not much they can do about it. If you bite the hand that feeds you don't be surprised when they go looking for reasons to fire you.
halfanothersdozen t1_jdk1x71 wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
No that's not all it's for. Also good for dodging taxes.
See also Bitcoin
halfanothersdozen t1_jd7ogyc wrote
Reply to comment by Turingading in A New Mission Will Search for Habitable Planets at Alpha Centauri by Aeromarine_eng
Fusion wouldn't help you do that directly
halfanothersdozen t1_jd7o6oi wrote
Reply to comment by starhoppers in A New Mission Will Search for Habitable Planets at Alpha Centauri by Aeromarine_eng
It would basically be impossible to receive radio signals from a probe that far away. If you want the data it would have to come back
halfanothersdozen t1_jcwwn0y wrote
Wait I thought all movies had to be real? You're saying this whole thing was fiction? How can this be?
halfanothersdozen t1_jc93iy9 wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in If the universe goes for forever, will every event repeat itself? Or is it been happening? by EmbarrassedFriend693
Well you couldn't see it if there was a weed on it, could you? Checkmate, theists!
halfanothersdozen t1_jc92zym wrote
Reply to If the universe goes for forever, will every event repeat itself? Or is it been happening? by EmbarrassedFriend693
Given infinite time we actually expect all particles in the universe eventually to spread out and collapse into nothingness, everything with structure and energy eventually pulled apart into flat uniform empty space.
The observable universe is actually relatively finite. We can only see, at best, objects that are a few dozen billion light years away from us now, but are rapidly receding away from us such that soon the light they emit will never reach us because the expansion of the universe means those galaxies are moving away from us faster than the speed of light.
So in theory maybe somewhere out in the non-observable universe, that is the universe outside of the realm of things we could ever possibly observe it's possible there are galaxies identical to ours, but within the observable universe that is basically impossible.
That is of course referring to matter in this universe. It's entirely possible that there are infinite parallel universes which could have exactly the same configuration as this one or be slightly different, but we have no way to observe those if they exist.
halfanothersdozen t1_jc27uoo wrote
Reply to Will AI Replace Programmers? by Charlotte_D_Katakuri
No.
This here is the text I need to get past the censor bots for "no" not being a long enough answer despite the fact that the question unequivocally and obviously can be answered with a succinct and unambiguous "no". Really such clickbait titles should be banned from this sub based on the rules for discussion here but I digress as I feel that I have already made my point.
halfanothersdozen t1_jboblar wrote
Reply to Denmark will be first country to import, store other countries' captured CO2 | "Our subsoil contains a storage potential far larger than our own emissions," said Danish Climate Minister Lars Aagaard. by chrisdh79
So they're gonna capture CO2 then put it on a cargo ship and ship it across the ocean, which is one of the most carbon-intensive things we do. Okay.
halfanothersdozen t1_jbhfhv1 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Maybe not yours.
Some people will just _not_take responsibility and train their dogs.
halfanothersdozen t1_jap8rxi wrote
Reply to comment by NicolasCageLovesMe in Saving lives since 2020 by aclockworkchris
Fine, I'll go leak something else from the lab...
halfanothersdozen t1_jap7szn wrote
Reply to comment by NicolasCageLovesMe in Saving lives since 2020 by aclockworkchris
We were this close to a solution to climate change but these bastards had to go and make this stuff.
halfanothersdozen t1_jacobcu wrote
Reply to Reading positions: How do you read? by sad-butsocial
doggy style
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halfanothersdozen t1_ja6ky75 wrote
Reply to My son just turned 2 but tonight he gifted us this picture we titled "Deep Thought Toddler" by Just_Another_Frodo
"I see dead people. And then they put their face in their hands and I don't see dead people. But then they pop back out and I see dead people."
halfanothersdozen t1_j859lfk wrote
Why just release a new thing? Why do they need to change Thunderbird?
halfanothersdozen t1_j82wpx8 wrote
Reply to comment by Justkeeptalking1985 in As hunger rises in Minnesota, House passes school meals for all bill by Such-Armadillo8047
I know you're joking but I want some
halfanothersdozen t1_j7uwkt9 wrote
There's a million reasons why earth is habitable and nothing else is. In fact in all that we have been able to observe the Earth is the only place with the exact perfect conditions to support life. Change any of those things a little bit and the earth is dead. So it's not just moons.
Jupiter has a lot of moons because Jupiter is huge and that gravity captures a lot of rocks flying through space. It's also incredibly radioactive and any living thing near Jupiter would be killed pretty quickly from radiation.
halfanothersdozen t1_j7utjgr wrote
Reply to Can an old walkman damage your headphones? by Unstalch
If you drop it from a sufficient height it will probably have enough momentum to do damage, sure
halfanothersdozen t1_j798iuv wrote
Reply to Diving with a shark by chemistrynerd1994
Slow-mo all you want that's not some beautiful brush with nature. That thing swam up trying to decide if that human was food, then it decided that the human is not food. For now.
They only exist to kill.
halfanothersdozen t1_j724qhd wrote
Reply to [OC] McDonald’s High-Level Cash Flow Statement Visualized with a Waterfall Chart. by Square_Tea4916
I honestly have no idea what this graph is trying to tell me
halfanothersdozen t1_j6vpopd wrote
Reply to Student humiliated in Pakistani school for speaking Urdu, Pakistan's national language by 11ej25
Urdu? I barely know you!
halfanothersdozen t1_j6qvt19 wrote
Reply to comment by yolkadot in Planting more trees could axe summer deaths by a third. Modelling of 93 European cities finds that increasing tree cover up to 30% can help lower the temperature of urban environments by an average of 0.4°C and prevent one in three heat deaths as a result. by MistWeaver80
Your allergies disagree that planting more trees would reduce heat deaths? Okay.
halfanothersdozen t1_jeex3mt wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Instead of balloons you need to butter some toast and tape it to the back of the cat, butter side out. Then pick up and drop the cat.
Since buttered toast always lands butter side down on the ground and cats always land on their feet (physics) the paradox will create a perpetually rotating cat that never touches the ground.