Not to be confused with Sam Levinson professional motherfucker

Kelly said something about motorcycle being one of the reasons they haven’t been able to do the show, so I’d assume after

I honestly feel like this is his second dream coming true, his heart is definitely there

Abel is literally not a douche and hasn’t really ever done anything to make people think that

The Weeknd is a huge movie buff and also is making his own HBO show right now. Not saying that qualifies him, but his heart is there.

You Harry pottered her and kept her under the stairs, treated her as a second rate guest despite asking for her help.

She’s not clean either, but you were very inconsiderate and tried to completely use her and then cast her off after upgrading the other “assistant”

This is nasty, motion approved

Bad advice, never Leroy Jenkins in an important situation

That’s my other thought “how many people have avoided the main touch point and touched the same less touched point as me” 😂.

Am I the only one who strategically grabs every handle by the point I think is least touched? Yeah maybe I’m weird.. and also I imagine it’s not even effective, but I like to try.

Bro just wanted to get Zelda with Majora’s mask on her head give him a break guys, it looks good

Absolutely would nuke the relationship of parents who act this way. Not necessarily a bad thing if you’re on your own, but as a dependant you’re could end up in a worse situation. (e.g. bad foster care) it’s a risk with a totally unknown outcome unfortunately.

Tha fuck are you talking about, obviously the financial situation the parents fault and their burden to bare, that doesn’t change the fact that this child has a decision to make, report his parents to the police and deal with whatever mountain of ramifications come with that, or wait it out two years until he can move out and not implode his life and cause further hardship.

Nobody pawns things when things are 100% okay. Do you really have such a ridiculous thought process that you think they’re fine financially and just wanted to pawn their son/fathers silver collection to get some McDonald’s and cigarettes? Things are most likely not ideal.

That doesn’t mean the mortgage doesn’t exist? If the parents pick up charges that could easily complicate what sounds like an already delicate situation. Them lying about fast food and tobacco is irrelevant to the future of their mortgage.

Oh yeah and then his parents lose the mortgage and everything is fucked forever, Redditors are sooooooo detached.

Not if who doesn’t get caught?

And then what? OP is homeless because his parents actually hate him now and OP has to go to court to deal with the fucking follow up of calling the police on his parents. That is a great answer for someone sitting at their keyboard completely disconnected from the situation. First of all OP needs to become self sufficient or their entire world could disappear and they’ll end up much worse off than just missing their silver collection.

Edit: and y’all are downvoting them for saying they don’t want to call the cops on their parents. What a joke.

But like not ideally

Gotta make the mechanism do a little dance

Alternatively: step 1: close lid

Edit: I cannot make such a terrible joke without clarifying it’s a joke I’m sorry 😢

Does anyone even like Ted in 2022

You’re like that guy from 90 day fiancé

Why they gotta say it like that though 🥺

Mecha