Vernor15 t1_je5x70b wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:18 PM

Reply to comment by Masterpotato002 in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474

That card really is magical, she actually got some Mcdonald’s ice cream

hornylolifucker t1_je6rv20 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:33 PM

I think that was just eldritch divine powers at play

exipheas t1_je70w6e wrote on March 29, 2023 at 9:33 PM

If you want ice cream you just need to consult the oracle.

Masterpotato002 t1_je867rq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:41 AM

I wanted to add some lore about Eldrich horrors running most big corporations but I forgot

Tregonial t1_je8bqeo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:29 AM

so Shadowrun, but with eldritch horrors alongside the great dragons.

SamuelVimesTrained t1_je8qt3r wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:09 AM

And it comes with fresh cut onions too...

freesias_are_my_fav t1_je9m0sa wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:42 PM

Maybe they're in Australia, we never seem to have issues with ice cream except in extreme heatwaves when people order so fast it can't cool the mix fast enough

LumpyGuard6048 t1_je99g7u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:32 AM

HAAAAAAHHH!