johanvondoogiedorf

johanvondoogiedorf t1_j5dfwfu wrote

These invasive environmental catastrophes kill shit for fun and give me the bodies as gifts for the dehydrated kibbles and bits I dump in a bowl once a day (usually) and now it turns out they are parasitically inducing a loving response which likely increases the amount of kibble and bits I give them which oh God do you see where this is going. Cat overlords after the cat-induced environmental collapse. I even heard they are a breeding ground for parasites which increase alpha response in non-alpha wolves. You better infect yourself now if you wanna be warlord God-king and not cat jerky.

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