johnsolomon
johnsolomon t1_jdizzxw wrote
Reply to comment by Stealfur in I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage by MrRickSter
Nope it made me laugh
johnsolomon t1_jdgxf29 wrote
That's cruel 😔 They deserve butter
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Reply to comment by Gaitle in [IMAGE] Be grateful to how far you've become now by InsideDark_2260
You're not old
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Reply to Just mixing people. by ooMEAToo
Feels like some kind of analogy for full-time employment
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Reply to typical highschool bathroom stall by ChickenScrxtch82
This is around the age every guy discovers fapping, so they're probably not lying about their balls aching
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Reply to comment by ChewiestPanic in RIP Peppa Pig by DootMasterFlex
I know, right -- even the lighting is sinister
johnsolomon t1_j6fmxaq wrote
Reply to RIP Peppa Pig by DootMasterFlex
This gives me the same vibes as that meatcanyon version of Peppa Pig... it's everybody else who needs to run
johnsolomon t1_j6a7nia wrote
This would have made for a great meme
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Reply to My local humane society just posted this by Ahpla
I always feel like the odd one out when I tell people I'm still on good terms with my ex
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Reply to comment by houstonyoureaproblem in Me helping the family move in 1995. by JAlbert653
It's 2023, meaning nobody stopped him
johnsolomon t1_j5tgq7d wrote
Blank Space is my favourite Taylor Swift song so this pleases me
johnsolomon t1_j5mejmk wrote
I get what they're trying to do (increase the treatment and baseline level of respect for the corpses of deceased humans) but I'm not sure this is the way to do it lol
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Reply to comment by udo3 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Lol damn, I'm late -- I was gonna say hydrationally challenged
That PC phase was all kinds of wild
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Reply to comment by um_ok_try_again in EXCLUSIVE: Woman, 65, seen on video getting attacked by grocery store clerks over $50 bill she found by dayo_aji
They might be able to join the police force now that they've got enough brutality on their CVs
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Reply to Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Looks like she still hasn't sobered up
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Reply to comment by AmongCats in [Image] Do it scared by kriskoeh
Do it lazy and scared
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Reply to comment by SpasmociallySunny in That feeling of loss when you finish a great book by Not_l0st
That's a good word for it lol, I was going to say yearning (for the story world) or booksickness (after homesickness)
johnsolomon t1_j4cnati wrote
Reply to UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
So what, are these kids gonna get punished if they clap a buddy on the shoulder after winning a game or hug a friend when they're down? Sounds like they're just going to foster some really socially awkward teenagers
Additionally, I could understand it if it was a primary school, but doing it in a secondary school is a bit weird. Putting general physical contact aside, I don't even see how they can stop romantic relationships forming in a school jam-packed with hormonal teenagers xD Well, good luck, I guess
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Reply to Maxed out luck! by PhonedVenus21345678
/r/blessyouinparticular
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Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: this Parasitic Batfly by stigstig76
Non-photoshop comment: I don't swear often, but... what the everliving fuck
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Reply to comment by Trips-Over-Tail in [image] Wise. by unescarabajo
Nah, you just have to invite your impulsive buddy to eat the strange berries first
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Reply to comment by Lukaroast in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
I mean... it's better than what's prprrbbrrttted out of your ass?
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Reply to Yellowstone [6000 x 4000] (OC) by areynolds034
Earth porn indeed, damn that's beautiful
I'm always shocked by how a photo taken at a specific moment can feel like it was taken on a whole different world
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Reply to comment by butterflywithbullets in What do you want to order? by butterflywithbullets
I guess they weren't lying about loving it so mush
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Reply to comment by astronxxt in [image] Don’t burn your opportunities by racemoseMalamute470
I agree with this. I understand the urge to play devil's advocate but I do think the principle of this picture is a good one. It's implied that there's something better -- an opportunity -- at the top of that latter, so it's pointless to take the photo out of context.
At the end of the day, it's just warning people not to wreck their future to be comfortable now. It's something a lot of us need and I took something away from this reminder. I have a lot of dreams and I've honestly been sitting on my hands lately, so it was a useful kick in the butt.