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Reply to comment by CryptoTrader1024 in An Argument in Favour of Unpredictable, Hard Determinism by CryptoTrader1024
Of course there is free will. As a product of my prior history, my “prior causes” as you put it make me often want to do things that I shouldn’t do, but I don’t do them as a conscious decision on my part.
If I acted on my impulses I’d have been in prison for a very long time.
The proof of free will lies not in doing what you want to do, but in the choice not to.
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Reply to comment by snafubar_buffet in My girlfriend and I have a long running game going with my parents where we pick up filthy fridge magnets and hide them in each other's homes. This one has made it through since the 24th undetected. by Finsceal
This is his second cumming!
Err coming.
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Reply to comment by toi80QC in After Arrest of 7 Cops, LAPD Reminds Its Own Officers Not to Drink and Drive by Exastiken
Don’t forget the hookers.
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Reply to comment by H-Barbara in After Arrest of 7 Cops, LAPD Reminds Its Own Officers Not to Drink and Drive by Exastiken
The other 403 cops?
They breathyzed themselves and found no wrongdoing.
These guys are just the token sacrificial lambs.
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Reply to comment by Ignorhymus in Europe’s biggest port Rotterdam ‘drowning in cocaine’ by Zhukov-74
I suspect it’s an aquatic version of Cocaine Bear:
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Reply to comment by Warped_Avenger in Europe’s biggest port Rotterdam ‘drowning in cocaine’ by Zhukov-74
See that trail of sea life following it?
They’re all high as fuck.
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Reply to Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
“Good news! We got your watch back!”
“…. Nah. I’m good.”
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Reply to Golfer bites off man’s nose in argument over game, flees in Tesla, police say by StayAwayGougeAllDay
Has Mike Tyson taken up golf?
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Reply to comment by ATXMark7012 in I bought a criminal fish from the store by currentdream
It also doesn’t say anything about being convicted.
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Reply to comment by wallander1983 in Cop Accused of Groping Student Given New Job Investigating Sexual Assault by Picklefuzz
“Why do you think Bob’s the killer instead of the guy he brought in?”
“Most cops bring suspects in in handcuffs. Bob brought his in in 8 separate Hefty bags….”
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Reply to comment by Xanthus179 in Cop Accused of Groping Student Given New Job Investigating Sexual Assault by Picklefuzz
“Bob caught a serial killer last week, but we suspect he’s the real serial killer and he just framed a guy.”
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Reply to Best sale ever! by juicysox
Reminds me of when I bought a PlayStation 3 many years ago.
Went to a mall with Walmart and Toys R Us both, so I decided to comparison shop.
Went to Walmart. Huge “PRICE ROLLBACK” sign. $399.98.
Went to Toys R Us. $399.99.
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Reply to (OC) Wife doesn't eat her pizza crusts, but Jacob is happy to STEAL them the first chance he gets. by Starflaem
That’s the face of a man with no regrets.
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Reply to comment by TransmutedHydrogen in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
To buy some of that heroin she’s making “by accident?”
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Reply to comment by TransmutedHydrogen in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
By mistake or “by mistake?”
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Reply to comment by menlindorn in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
Or make heroin anyway.
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Reply to comment by RauthTho in San Francisco police propose using robots capable of ‘deadly force’ by lughnasadh
It’s not an autonomous robot, it’s remotely operated. The liability, such as it is, will rest on the person operating it.
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Reply to comment by stillnotking in Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant by riverjack_
“Hey everyone dinner’s on Judas tonight. The Romans gave him 30 pieces of silver.”
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Reply to Might be a stupid question, but I've been watching a lot of stuff regarding the Spartan and Persians recently and I always wondered how would these people have communicated back then? Were there specific scholars in both countries that were trained in various languages? by herewego199209
First of all, there was plenty of international trade going on, so a surprising number of people probably spoke multiple languages. Merchants in particular, as well as bureaucrats responsible for customs duties and tax collection probably spoke multiple languages.
Secondly, most rulers probably had multiple scribes who were each literate in multiple languages as well.
There were also probably common languages as well, most likely originated in the big empires. So, a lot of people probably spoke Greek, Latin, Egyptian, or Persian to some extent.
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Let’s see where this rabbit hole goes!
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Reply to comment by MaleficentPi in Failed South Dakota House candidate arrested on rape charge after election loss by MorganRose99
For a second there I thought it was the rape charge you were talking about.
😳
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Reply to comment by Zealousideal_Belt_17 in Man Gave Informant Cheez Doodles, Not Meth, In Drug Bust by ChunkySoup6
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Reply to comment by LargeHard0nCollider in Evidence unearthed by podcasters frees 2 Georgia men imprisoned for 25 years by efranklin13
It’s a little known fact that most jurisdictions make you pay when you’re in jail.