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justabill71 t1_j03j6cs wrote
Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
123xyz321Z t1_j03wp1b wrote
Well done!
K4rkino5 t1_j04i6b8 wrote
Outstanding!
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hydrobrandone t1_j066r6d wrote
Best I can do is $5. I would lose money if I went any hire. Chum, write the lady up.
SponConSerdTent t1_j07654a wrote
Hot_KarlMarx t1_j07fd7i wrote
I love this cover, and the VB in general.
SponConSerdTent t1_j07i9en wrote
Going to see them on tour in a couple months! Cannot wait. Dude's stage presence is out of control.
Hot_KarlMarx t1_j0bop3o wrote
I saw them about a month back and it was wild. Have a great time!
Khaldara t1_j03xbup wrote
Christopher Walken clearly chose the more secure option in Pulp Fiction, they didn’t get it back
RedBison t1_j04jia1 wrote
He gimmedawatch.
EsotericAbstractIdea t1_j05n3pf wrote
In his ass … for two long years … he died of dysentery.
this watch
rood_sandstorm t1_j068649 wrote
They knew where it was hidden. That’s why they didn’t want it
BrightSideOfLiff t1_j03mo04 wrote
Nature's watch pocket.
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Parabolicsarcophagus t1_j05r46r wrote
Swap the watch for a ring and you've got a pretty unique proposal.
KlutzyAlgae t1_j07abi4 wrote
This should be on Tik Tok.
sealmeal21 t1_j04zq1k wrote
More like a calendar. Marie Calenders.
Conscious_Figure_554 t1_j05b3ts wrote
She was a ticking time bomb
imnotsoho t1_j05hu6b wrote
Watch pocket?
Last-Of-My-Kind t1_j05pd4b wrote
The wink really sells this comment.
FaithieWaithie42 t1_j03igfm wrote
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03kejf wrote
Now, little man, I give the watch to you.
risenphoenixkai t1_j03o3e9 wrote
Lady, if you want a submariner inside of you, just go to a naval base.
tanntanatann t1_j05tx1l wrote
Lady, if you want se(a)men inside you, just go to u/risenphoenixkai
blueyork t1_j03u0kb wrote
Princess Diana and the Queen are driving down the lane when their car is forced off the road by masked thieves. “Out of the car and hand over your jewels.” After the thieves rob them and steal their car, Diana begins to put her earrings, necklace, and rings back on. “Wherever did you hide those,” demanded the Queen. “Where do you think?” asked Diana. “Pity Margaret wasn’t here,” said the Queen. “We could have saved the Bentley.”
-Joan Rivers
[deleted] t1_j058jew wrote
I laughed too hard at this
FeistyAgency9994 t1_j03e97b wrote
She seems nice
Smartnership t1_j04op0w wrote
> Officers later impounded the watch, placing it inside a biohazard bag, police said.
AngryBeardedRobot t1_j05462y wrote
I used to do Loss Prevention back in the day. We used to have these maybe $100 dollar digital cameras in a clamshell. Well, a lady walked in cut it open and shoved the camera into her monkey hole. It was not a pleasant experience for any one involved.
Hobbitbeanhiker t1_j05543r wrote
Monkey hole, lol
TheFreakish t1_j05v91s wrote
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
hatersaurusrex t1_j041a5t wrote
>The man told officers he met Richards and invited her to his room, police said. The pair started to cuddle, when Richards reportedly told the man he should take off his Rolex watch or it would cut her while they cuddled.
Cuddled, huh?
peensteen t1_j04i89s wrote
Freak fisting accident.
Mental_Medium3988 t1_j04nrhb wrote
something smells fishy about this
My_G_Alt t1_j06t661 wrote
He should have taken it off and shoved it up his ass
Bmaj13 t1_j03g12u wrote
How'd she get caught? Her biological clock was ticking.
hiskias t1_j03j8km wrote
Rolex snatcher
jordantask t1_j048fap wrote
“Good news! We got your watch back!”
“…. Nah. I’m good.”
daveashaw t1_j03nuf6 wrote
I hope it was the Diver's model--be a good ad for it.
Factsaretheonlytruth t1_j067n8q wrote
Wow! She fit a second hand in there.
zensins t1_j041oc9 wrote
Coincidentally, Rolex is starting up a certified pre-owned program.
vr0202 t1_j054bee wrote
certified pre-owned and deoderized…
Ricksterdinium t1_j066fnm wrote
Just like Cuban cigars, rolled between ladies thighs.
Budmanes t1_j054rhh wrote
There’s a joke in there about snatching watches, but I’m gonna leave it alone
justabill71 t1_j03k0pj wrote
Was it the Clam Perpetual? The Twat-master?
Charming_Job_2392 t1_j03mwl1 wrote
Surely, ahem, an Explorer.
BillyGerent t1_j04jd8b wrote
Muff Diver
Bifferer t1_j04tjxb wrote
Explorer II
Due_Permit8027 t1_j03obs6 wrote
She’ll get time for this.
KlutzyAlgae t1_j079vfs wrote
Huh? Wait a second!
LrdRager t1_j05sip4 wrote
Bro that’s hilarious, I went to school with her🤣🤣🤣
Throsty t1_j083z0z wrote
Ever lose your watch?
VanDenBroeck t1_j08o86t wrote
Nah, she was younger and tighter then. He just lost his class ring.
danceswithtree t1_j03kbot wrote
Reminds me of the punchline--- If Camilla were here, we could have saved the Rolls.
laythor t1_j03t3vb wrote
Watched Pulp Fiction, instructions unclear.
sevonnealossi t1_j04w1ta wrote
Watch her snatch snatch a watch.
RingGiver t1_j05pyzc wrote
>“She stated that we were going to find it anyways at jail and she did not want to go through the hassle,” officers wrote in the arrest report.
Sounds like she's been arrested before.
lastofusgr8tstever t1_j03g0or wrote
How unsanitary
dershmoo t1_j04lqro wrote
That Nautilus didn’t expect going back into the abyss that soon
junction182736 t1_j03eufq wrote
Woman: Hey you...you want a Rolex for $100?
Me: Sure! Let me take a look
Woman: *reaches in pants
Me: *backs away into a run
SuperSaiyanSkeletor t1_j05d6w6 wrote
Holy fuck my sides hurt. Also happy cake day
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Sleepdprived t1_j03vivs wrote
What happens inside vegas... should be detail cleaned with alchohol.
itssalmon t1_j04irmr wrote
Is her face off center or am I seeing things.
wesphistopheles t1_j073fb8 wrote
Ya know, I was thinkin' the same thing. There's a bit of that, but it's prolly just the lighting.
RedBison t1_j04jw8d wrote
Master snatcher.
Well, maybe not. Caught twice, and guaranteed a cavity search for any future run-in.
Firestorm238 t1_j04kmcx wrote
“Smeeeee!” (In a Captain Hook voice).
peensteen t1_j04reob wrote
Gutless came back out of the Boo Box mysteriously wearing a Rolex.
spoon_shaped_spoon t1_j05hsii wrote
This is like the old line,"Is that a Rolex in your cooch or are you just glad to see me?"
mojojojo31 t1_j05yv0i wrote
Must've been the Rolex Oyster
ThouKnave t1_j03gz72 wrote
Did the watch sue over catching something?
matts198715 t1_j03h9do wrote
Sounds like how butch Coolidges dad got his gold watch out of Vietnam
Sleepdprived t1_j03vjqe wrote
What happens in vegas... should be detail cleaned with alchohol.
monchikun t1_j04am4o wrote
Cuddle?
EyeWantItThatWay t1_j04dc3h wrote
Watch for sale. Smells like fish
D-redditAvenger t1_j04fuy3 wrote
Time snatch.
Cramdunkulus t1_j04mu3w wrote
Use it if ya got it!
Chardradio t1_j04q9p0 wrote
Submariner indeed
sharksnut t1_j04xeoc wrote
This is why I only use sundials
[deleted] t1_j04ysf8 wrote
At that moment, it was the world’s most expensive genitalia
alexaxl t1_j05mffe wrote
Still overpriced.
New-Understanding474 t1_j06ftuh wrote
What's the time Mr Wolf
PARANOIAH t1_j079eeo wrote
Submariner went diving?
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P7BinSD t1_j03g6dm wrote
She's a real Captain Koons.
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Cacti-make-bad-dildo t1_j03llfi wrote
Her clock is really ticking...
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jl_theprofessor t1_j03yjmk wrote
It’s the sticky finger bandit.
Mr_Wigglebutz t1_j04022t wrote
Her whole face looks like someone slapped her sideways with a solid lefty.
peensteen t1_j04ihtb wrote
I was thinking the same thing. She looks like a Picasso.
Smartnership t1_j04ozcj wrote
> She looks like a Picasso.
Yes, 911, I need to report a murder
variegatedheart t1_j0fvc41 wrote
Eh you can't judge someone's mugshots, guaranteed worst pic of your life
timojenbin t1_j04fd1i wrote
That's a kink i've never heard of.
Rymundo88 t1_j04hfwk wrote
"She aroused suspicion when she was seen dancing around the streets like Julie Andrews, singing 'The Sound of Music', which she blamed on the Rolex's Swiss movement"
peensteen t1_j04j5sa wrote
She is currently the campaign setting for the new Gerbil King Lemmiwinks expansion.
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ChinaShopBully t1_j04rs9h wrote
modus operandi
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SmudgieSage t1_j04vupj wrote
I thought the title said Roblox
thisshitiscray t1_j052yi5 wrote
Love my Baltimore girls
ironroad18 t1_j056fck wrote
"Your honor, as I stand here with this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass..."
EfficientAccident418 t1_j05gnaq wrote
She seems like a fun date
imnotsoho t1_j05id98 wrote
Reminds me of this Frank Zappa Classic.
alexaxl t1_j05mbi8 wrote
Believe all W..
IHeartRasslin t1_j05purw wrote
Tiktoktopussy
Pale_Bookkeeper_9994 t1_j05qxia wrote
Tick tock, tick tock. She’s gonna blow.
here4mischief t1_j05uizn wrote
We finally know what happened to that "Your vulva is not a pocket" girl
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innerpurification t1_j05zz5b wrote
Her vagina is an AD.
Claque-2 t1_j0603o9 wrote
"My God, will you look at the time!"
Pusfilledonut t1_j060sff wrote
Honey, what time is it?
Let me get this tampon out of the way and I’ll tell you
davtruss t1_j06113s wrote
For those too lazy to read article, did the "similar theft charge" involve the Rolex or the genitals or both? Asking for a friend....
businessman99 t1_j06gq6b wrote
Shes a keeper
Ill-Ad-9644 t1_j07giok wrote
Ham wallet
Open_Perception_3212 t1_j07hd2y wrote
Ooooo side stories contender
Naughtai t1_j07hdw9 wrote
r/prisonwallet
SamLJacksonNarrator t1_j07of5s wrote
We got deep dish Pwussy here
VanDenBroeck t1_j08nzhj wrote
If he had it latched properly, it wouldn’t have slipped off his wrist when he pulled his fist out.
Dazzling-Cicada8889 t1_j0980yb wrote
Waterproof to 10 meters
shf500 t1_j09lkjt wrote
Curb Your Enthusiasm
TheRoach69 t1_j09su26 wrote
I usually wear my watch on my wrist.
hesafunnyone t1_j0fn2yv wrote
Something smells fishy here.
variegatedheart t1_j0fv4sb wrote
As soon as I saw the headline I knew it was a trick roll 😂
maybe_salciusx t1_j03mcgd wrote
I can fix her
BZRK_Lee t1_j03ml9i wrote
I bet she was on time.
kielu t1_j03z7n0 wrote
This quality reporting is not available in the EU
generals_test t1_j054aer wrote
Must have been her time of the month.
Blergsprokopc t1_j05z6w2 wrote
?
Dependent_Value9849 t1_j05dwwi wrote
Pictures or it didnt happen.. 😂
TommyMommy37 t1_j05l50m wrote
She thought she could play the Gender card untill the Law used a genital search warrant...
How Unexpected 🤣😅
[deleted] t1_j03sql4 wrote
Worst thing is she looks like she “isn’t fresh” down there. She can keep the watch…
ITstaph t1_j04ygk8 wrote
What time is it? Arby’s roast beef time.
Pman64 t1_j052xzz wrote
This isn't her 1st insert-eo.
Galdae t1_j03hqpk wrote
So the question becomes, was it in the front or in the back?
XvideoIsBetterThanOF t1_j03m3km wrote
Have you ever heard the anus called "genitals?"
I know I haven't
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03khv3 wrote
I think it was in the front-bum.
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DJNickiBlake t1_j03foz8 wrote
Nature’s pocket watch.