Submitted by Picklefuzz t3_z7tdwf in nottheonion
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SaltyBarDog t1_iy84dtw wrote
Like the Catholic Church and priests? Confession, a nosh, and all is forgiven, father. Now we are going to transfer you to a different Parrish.
FreshlyWashedScrotum t1_iy8imzg wrote
Don't let Protestants off the hook here. Protestants just as fond of child grooming as Catholics are.
The DOJ is investigating Southern Baptists following sexual abuse crisis
DPSOnly t1_iy9xqam wrote
It is easier to point to catholics because there is 1 of them and about 5000 brands of protestantism, also, the pope runs one of the biggest corporations in the world, so there is money there (that he refuses to give out) for compensation.
Yolectroda t1_iyae9ii wrote
This is a factor in so much more than just this issue. For example, on basically any regulatory violation, large companies tend to comply better than smaller ones, but it's much easier to go after McDonald's or Wal-Mart than after the local mom & pops or even the mid-tier companies, and when you do go after the big guys, as you said, there's more money (and better press).
downfall-placebo t1_iyc11mj wrote
Are you serious? Big guys are untouchable. Mom & pops are struggling everywhere they can't comply with ever changing BS regulations and don't have law firms attached to them.
Yolectroda t1_iyc4lon wrote
You pretty much 100% agreed with me. Smaller companies have a harder time complying with regulations, while big guys don't. This is sometimes a good thing (the local McDonald's is likely cleaner than the local dive), but is often just a symptom of regulatory capture.
Responsible-Year408 t1_iyaf14p wrote
They give as little to possible to their victims and as much as possible to buy influence in politics. $3 million in Kansas this year alone.
Any dollar you give to a church goes directly towards taking away human rights and protecting sec offenders. Tax the churches into the fucking ground
PigSlam t1_iyath65 wrote
And the whole celibacy thing the Catholic clergy do that the Protestants don’t might lead to a few more desperate acts.
WhyBuyMe t1_iybll0w wrote
That really doesn't pan out though. There are abuse scandals in pretty much every organization where adults have power over children. All sorts of religious organizations, religious and secular schools, the Boy Scouts, numerous little league sports teams have all had child abuse scandals.
When a celibate priest decides they can't uphold their vow, they don't automatically turn to abusing children, they end up with adults. There are plenty of stories of priests either dating someone secretly, or visiting sex workers. Sometimes, they quit entirely and get married rather than continue as a priest.
Whether or not celibacy for priests is a good idea can be debated, but abstaining from sex for long periods of time does not turn you into a pedophile.
[deleted] t1_iybvn3a wrote
True. Whenever you hear about a cult for instance, 8/10 times not only the leader abuses the adults in the sect but then somehow they all end up abusing the children too. I don’t think they are conventional pedophiles, I think it’s the narcissism that makes them believe they are entitled to whatever they want because they are god on earth or some shit. In the cas e of the catholic priests, they just seemed to have kids around in church activities and they are easier to manipulate and scare into silence than adults. I think it’s more of a “crime of opportunity” but of course not all the cases are the same.
Naughtai t1_iyasoyz wrote
r/PastorArrested
[deleted] t1_iybvpmp wrote
This looks promising!
SaltyBarDog t1_iyb0vky wrote
You could add both Mormons and Orthodox Judaism to child abusers.
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bobguy117 t1_iybfm83 wrote
Cops and priests have the same job: abuse as many people as possible under the pretense of moral superiority
stuckinaboxthere t1_iybtari wrote
Basically anyone in an unregulated position of trust and power in the community will undoubtedly abuse said power and trust
bobguy117 t1_iybwxd6 wrote
They don't have to, but cops and priests have enough unchecked power over their communities that the jobs only appeal to the absolute worst kind of human.
misconceptions_annoy t1_iyd5y5u wrote
Pope still hasn’t released records of who attended (was forced into) residential schools in Canada, even after we found over a thousand dead kids (probably more dead from disease than from direct abuse, but why was this a surprise/not officially recorded, and why did they put kids in close, unsanitary conditions without enough food?).
Worse, the articles about it mostly describe someone asking for it then talk about how wonderfully gracious the pope was during the meeting and never mention that he didn’t give over the records - leaving the impression that he did.
SaltyBarDog t1_iydksvx wrote
Just because present Pope isn't as shitty as previous Pope, does not make him a good person. I wish the media would stop helping the Church trying to rehab their shitty image.
LurkerOrHydralisk t1_iy9hcxe wrote
You mean sexually assaulting a minor should result in criminal charges regardless of your profession?
Hostillian t1_iya1ouv wrote
Like politicians? I think there's a pattern here.
aidan8et t1_iya6xpz wrote
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greatvaluemeeseeks t1_iyau4ar wrote
Woah woah woah...how was the cop supposed to know he wasn't supposed to do that if it wasn't specifically outlined in the department's rulebook? His actions were consistent with the department's policies!
Emergency-Wave-5335 t1_iybrozr wrote
The real problem is ACAB.
sfzombie13 t1_iy80bhp wrote
well, he had experience...
alekspiridonov t1_iy8fxeg wrote
Hands-on experience.
red18wrx t1_iy9e8hi wrote
What better way, to catch the fox in the hen house, than to release the last fox you caught in the hen house, back into the hen house?
GrimpenMar t1_iybgqwv wrote
Set a thief to catch a thief?
planderz t1_iy9x4in wrote
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
Angdrambor t1_iy9yf6h wrote
Somehow I don't think "good judgement" is what anybody is getting out of this experience.
Picolete t1_iy9a2ka wrote
Just like Hannibal Lecter
Xanthus179 t1_iy8gure wrote
Don’t even get me started on those guys over in homicide.
jordantask t1_iy8is5q wrote
“Bob caught a serial killer last week, but we suspect he’s the real serial killer and he just framed a guy.”
wallander1983 t1_iy9lfux wrote
An innocent guy?
No, a black guy.
jordantask t1_iy9ti2x wrote
“Why do you think Bob’s the killer instead of the guy he brought in?”
“Most cops bring suspects in in handcuffs. Bob brought his in in 8 separate Hefty bags….”
[deleted] t1_iybvsqb wrote
It wasn’t Bob, it was Dexter. That sneaky blood analyst.
Gulbahar-00 t1_iyb8f4c wrote
I was involved with a suicide prevention committee at one point despite having attempted four times. I do nonprofit work in education now but am transitioning back to suicide prevention next year.
I got some flak for it but I have a sense of humor though so usually my friends or I are the ones making the jokes. It did hurt when I got called “worst committee member” by a colleague though.
HunterDHunter t1_iy824o3 wrote
Takes one to know one
Gulbahar-00 t1_iyb8kcu wrote
I was involved with a suicide prevention committee at one point despite having attempted four times. I do nonprofit work in education now but am transitioning back to suicide prevention next year.
I got some flak for it but I have a sense of humor though so usually my friends or I are the ones making the jokes. It did hurt when I got called “worst committee member” by a colleague though. My case is totally different because it’s a medical issue, not a criminal case though.
NovaHorizon t1_iy827on wrote
The definition of failing upwards
Askmyrkr t1_iy9oh43 wrote
"not all cops"
"Just a few bad apples"
"They police themselves"
Look where your bootlicking got us. We both fucking know he's going to assault a victim filing a report, let's not play stupid. ACAB.
Yosho2k t1_iy848oq wrote
Same as it ever was
dc0de t1_iyaot5b wrote
Same as it ever was
whitethane t1_iy9ecg2 wrote
Do you have on the job experience with sexual assault?
[X] Yes [ ] No
tinymonesters t1_iy9lk7x wrote
He read the posting wrong, he thought they were looking for a sexual assault INSTIGATOR.
beemccouch t1_iy8ro98 wrote
A cop, a crook, and a pig walks into a bar. He orders a drink
ijeanofdreammie t1_iy8axpw wrote
He is kind of an expert at it.
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Gatekeeper31 t1_iy9izy3 wrote
It costs zero dollars to comment on every one of their Facebook posts about how they employ tit grabbers. Just sayin'
Skindkort t1_iy84q21 wrote
"It was me all along!"
Ecdamon86 t1_iy8q5q9 wrote
Police are scum
I_proudly_Disagree t1_iy9dzvz wrote
To catch a wolf you have to be a wolf.... Some cop that watched "Training Day" one too many times.
themaxcharacterlimit t1_iy9hkn7 wrote
If we're going to allow slavery as punishment for a crime, these people need to be the ones enslaved. Not people who got caught with weed, but people who assault, molest, rape, and murder.
sirkazuo t1_iy8u23n wrote
I really thought the student was given the job of investigating sexual assault, and then got sexually assaulted. Either interpretation is pretty Oniony though - I'm not sure which I hate more.
Dmoe33 t1_iy95wiw wrote
Not just sexual assault but harassment. This guy needs to be charged and kept away from people.
Jim3001 t1_iy967uj wrote
This is the definition of 'Fox in the henhouse'
Own-Opinion-2494 t1_iy81chg wrote
Liberty?
ThatMangoAteMyBaby t1_iy8plvw wrote
Send a thief to catch a thief? WTF!?!
masterobooty t1_iy8r94n wrote
Move the creep to another parish
DrunkCorgis t1_iy8ykej wrote
“It takes a perv to catch a perv.”
badmonkey82009 t1_iy9d5mt wrote
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life.
Dyslexic_Dog25 t1_iy9y8xk wrote
"we investigated ourselves and found no misconduct from ourselves"
siddharth_pillai t1_iy8y6ep wrote
This is way more weird than anything onion has made
fgk55555 t1_iy8z9rd wrote
"There's sexual assault everywhere I go!"
Deadwing2022 t1_iy90y18 wrote
They're just trolling us because they know they're untouchable
PlatyPunch t1_iy983x3 wrote
To get in the mind of a creepy pervert, you must become the creepy pervert
cyclonus007 t1_iy9lhul wrote
"We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!"
Forrest024 t1_iybl662 wrote
Im not say he didn't do anything but we shouldn't railroad peoples careers on accusations.
casrm4life t1_iyblsad wrote
Say it with me... ACCUSED
Khemith t1_iyfafj6 wrote
Was she hot?
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CallMeBruceGold t1_iy8pzcs wrote
I know you are, but what am I?
masterobooty t1_iy8r7g5 wrote
Perfect
Godkin405 t1_iy8x5s1 wrote
It's like silence of the lambs but hannibal is the fbi agent as well I guess to catch a rapist you must be a rapist.
shindleria t1_iy98sku wrote
For addressing sexual assault in academia this par for the course
BillyQz t1_iy9do3k wrote
See the more important story is what idiot gave him the job and why do they have a job
Specialist_Cup1715 t1_iy9ihkw wrote
What a culture
Financial-Amount-564 t1_iy9o6go wrote
Job: "Requires 13 years experience."
Cop: "Well she WAS 13, so I'll apply!"
sudomatrix t1_iy9owf3 wrote
"I thought it said Requires experience with 13 year olds"
redditchao999 t1_iy9ur8x wrote
Makes sense, whenever he's around, lots of sexual assault gets found out
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iwannatalkto_samson t1_iy9x5lg wrote
devils, doing evil shit. what's new?
Ayrnas t1_iy9yy71 wrote
At this point, the country is shit. Yes, the whole country has failed.
mltain t1_iya0j5q wrote
I mean, the government hires hackers to stop hackers.
lahtidadi t1_iya1m76 wrote
Takes one to know one
BeaconXDR t1_iya1wv3 wrote
Well, they would know
dont_shoot_jr t1_iya37yy wrote
Love what you do
Cpt_Lazlo t1_iya45cn wrote
Who better to help other cops cover it up?
B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy t1_iya509z wrote
And here I thought "it takes one to know one" was just a playground retort.
Super_Exaggerated t1_iya5kcm wrote
Years from now his victims are going to be wondering why everyone saw such blatant fuckery and just let a cop do it again.
kenxzero t1_iyaa1kg wrote
Well, has the experience AND prefers the hands on approach.
Impressive_Pin_7767 t1_iyad2wd wrote
This is why the majority of sexual assault doesn't get reported and only something like 2% of rapists ever serve any jail time.
ACAB
Kashmir2020Alex t1_iyaefwu wrote
WTF did I just read??? Really?? How does this happen!
circleuranus t1_iyaeyot wrote
Takes one to know one...
beehphy t1_iyagb26 wrote
Nothing to see, just a professional criminal putting himself in the role where already warmed up victims line up in front of him. The best apples. /s
S_I_1989 t1_iyasijc wrote
"Our tax dollars at work"
NOT!
Demote him to janitorial.
Naughtai t1_iyasmgd wrote
I went to UMass Dartmouth in 2001. At the time they had state troopers patrol the campus, is that still the case?
tomahawkpipe t1_iyatzwr wrote
Takes one to know one
The_Rabbit3791 t1_iyaz0ji wrote
Just fighting fire with fire.
Scared-Conflict-653 t1_iyb9gov wrote
Well he was very good at it, can't let talent like that get away... I mean he did... and doesn't.
principer t1_iybamjh wrote
Wow.
CommercialAd8439 t1_iybayjj wrote
Takes one to know one - they’ll do well
Garbage_will_not t1_iybffqz wrote
A cop near my hometown had a young man in custody in a holding cell, where he took his own life. Afterwards, the young man’s fiancé, or wife- I cannot remember, had won a wrongful death suit against the cop as the two had a daughter …. In less than 5 years the cop was given a promotion to head detective.
nounofchoice t1_iybfh7a wrote
Takes one to know one
yeet-my-existence t1_iybfn9v wrote
So the guys in the DEA...
hjablowme919 t1_iybha1t wrote
Of course they were
jshuster t1_iybkp1c wrote
And this is just one more reason people have to NOT trust cops.
lemongroovian t1_iyblzja wrote
Of course. Let me guess, cop is male. 😐
Artistic_Sun2096 t1_iybngdy wrote
Noice. Great Job!!
Bigleftbowski t1_iybvcux wrote
To catch a theif.
Ray_Pingeau t1_iybwfk2 wrote
Show me on me where he made you touch him
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DreddPirateWesley t1_iyc30sh wrote
During the interview: can we see your qualifications for this role? 🤔
CptKoma t1_iyc6mqt wrote
It takes one to know one I guess
JetPixi13 t1_iyc70t2 wrote
Shocked. Pikachu. Face.
j4ckbauer t1_iyca32y wrote
Working as intended. Not broken - fixed.
Hmm, he's more than just accused, he resigned a previous job in the midst of such allegations according to this article (Which I admit could be trash as 99% of articles are trash)
Malitov t1_iycfryv wrote
At some point, people are going to have to take matters into their own hands.
Civilian216 t1_iycivdx wrote
This fucking country…
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LoganH1219 t1_iycjwav wrote
“We know a thing or two cause we’ve seen a thing or two”
Puzzleheaded_Pay2466 t1_iycnb8m wrote
Tell me you are americain without telling me you are americain.
SilverFang_12900 t1_iyfcqmc wrote
Gave “A man on the inside” a new meaning
SomeIndividual1 t1_iya4u9g wrote
Its like Games of throne ending with Bran
squirt619 t1_iy8oifq wrote
How did the cop get her phone number??
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No idea why this got downvoted, the article just seemed to casually stroll past that fact. I'm in no way condoning the cop's actions, whether she gave it to him willingly or not.
Gulbahar-00 t1_iyb8mp6 wrote
Probably the police database
sottedlayabout t1_iy9ksze wrote
Tell me you send unsolicited dick pics without saying “I send unsolicited dick pics”.
ShebaWasTalking t1_iy88uku wrote
How did he get her phone number?
stevieyo t1_iy97rz1 wrote
University police officers have access to student information systems which include contact details, current and home addresses, grades, classes and class locations, and more. It’s also possible she had to share that information with the cop or the university police before accepting a ride.
ShebaWasTalking t1_iya081j wrote
Well that's creepy AF.
sottedlayabout t1_iy9ks8o wrote
Tell me you send unsolicited dick pics without saying “I send unsolicited dick pics”.
ShebaWasTalking t1_iya0q3q wrote
Or was legitimately confused on how he got her number. When I worked on a ambulance years ago we couldn't see the callers phone number.
As another commenter pointed out constructively, I guess university police officers have access to all of that which makes it that much worse.
I appreciate the attempt at sarcasm & downvotes on a legitimate question though.🤷♂️
sottedlayabout t1_iya7a5k wrote
The question itself is an implication. You were implying that because he had her number, she must have given it to him and therefore wanted him to contact her. The naïveté is a nice touch though.
w1n5t0nM1k3y t1_iy82fz9 wrote
This is what happens when things aren't investigated and people aren't formally charged/convicted. Letting peole resign and then forgetting about the problem isn't a solution to police misconduct.