The memory was not a place, nor person. No loved ones to remember fondly or mortal enemies to seethe over.

Just one, simple, tune.

"This is the song that never ends...."

Poking that fucker right in the eyes Three Stooges style the second they clear the bedframe.

I never watched the show, but was not there also a bomb threat, AND someone being driven into the Sound? Or was that the same episode?

I would say we can play "Never Have I Ever" but OP would "win" which is the last thing they need.