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mike_pants t1_je9q2h5 wrote
Reply to comment by baby_fart in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Haha, it's funny because woman bad!
mike_pants t1_jde31nm wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend she’s being an irritable bitch on her birthday which I forgot about by [deleted]
Why you chose to publicly share what a God-awful boyfriend you are -- and I think I speak for everyone here -- is completely effing mystifying.
Do her a favor and dump her.
mike_pants t1_jd48x1p wrote
Reply to comment by Grass8989 in Trump protest fizzles out: "More reporters here than Trump supporters" by thepobv
There was. They just happened to be working, not marching.
mike_pants t1_j6oswb8 wrote
Reply to comment by Honest-Sugar-1492 in I wonder why these never sold by L0udC1ty
No.
mike_pants t1_j6os5w4 wrote
Reply to I wonder why these never sold by L0udC1ty
It's wonderfully poetic that "keep America great" is plastered across an item that only needed to exist because of how badly he fucked up.
mike_pants t1_j6orcqi wrote
Reply to TIL that the third best selling album of all time, ahead of Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon, is the soundtrack for 1992 film The Bodyguard by Linguini_gang
Know what Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination is?
🎵 Hand-eyyyyyyyyyyye 🎵
mike_pants t1_j6or5pz wrote
Reply to comment by graphicAtresia28 in A strikingly sparse landscape. by iklegemma
How many troopers do they lose because no one taught the rebels not to lick alien planets?
mike_pants t1_j6or1bm wrote
Reply to A strikingly sparse landscape. by iklegemma
Sparse? Nonsense, I can see, like, three things.
mike_pants t1_j6bga9w wrote
Reply to comment by HEIMDVLLR in Hamilton Ave in Red Hook, before and after the construction of the Gowanus Expressway and BQE in the 1940s-50s by TheSandPeople
"If the city prioritizes bikes over cars, the infrastructure will start to serve BIKES and not CARS!"
Well... yeah. I think you've finally got it.
mike_pants t1_j6bfsss wrote
Reply to comment by HEIMDVLLR in Hamilton Ave in Red Hook, before and after the construction of the Gowanus Expressway and BQE in the 1940s-50s by TheSandPeople
Oh, so you're a bigot! Okay, now all this "Cyclists BAD!!" shit makes a lot more sense. Bigots gotta bigot.
mike_pants t1_j6baa8d wrote
Reply to comment by HEIMDVLLR in Hamilton Ave in Red Hook, before and after the construction of the Gowanus Expressway and BQE in the 1940s-50s by TheSandPeople
This is quite an impressive tantrum for a trigger as innocuous as "maybe don't drive everywhere."
mike_pants t1_j20sfmy wrote
Your TLDR is 30% of the length of the original story.
mike_pants t1_j20q67x wrote
Reply to Discovery Trekking hiking/travel towel. Can go from immersed in water to dry in a matter of minutes. Rolls up smaller than a thin t-shirt. Been using my full grown man strength to wring this thing out for over 10 years now and it could still pass as new. by Hybrid978
Unless you're trying for some sort of ultralight-backpacking goal, a good camping towel in your pack is invaluable. Ranks right up there with a decent sit pad in the ranks of "never thought I would want one until I had one" items.
mike_pants t1_j20odl2 wrote
Yeah, no, this doesn't happen outside of sitcoms. I have pretty piss-poor facial recognition, but even I would be able to recognize that someone was a mild acquaintance and not my wife.
mike_pants t1_j0tv30i wrote
Reply to comment by DoctorSalty in Thousands of NYC nurses begin vote to authorize strike: 'We were the heroes' by thonioand
These Boomer tantrums about people wanting decent hours and pay never cease to be hilarious.
mike_pants t1_j0tv147 wrote
Reply to comment by stork38 in Thousands of NYC nurses begin vote to authorize strike: 'We were the heroes' by thonioand
"How dare they have fun!"
Grumpy old coot.
mike_pants t1_j0tuzux wrote
Reply to comment by NewDevTcg in Thousands of NYC nurses begin vote to authorize strike: 'We were the heroes' by thonioand
Talking about one thing does not mean you need to ignore other things. It just means that right now, you're talking about one thing.
mike_pants t1_j0tuybj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Thousands of NYC nurses begin vote to authorize strike: 'We were the heroes' by thonioand
"It's widely known. Here's one random guy who said so!"
You definitely get your vaccine info from YouTube.
mike_pants t1_iy56xtv wrote
Reply to You don’t realize how crazy you are until you install indoor security cameras. by hearsdemons
I once got horny and had sex with a potholder. I'm well aware of how crazy I am, cameras or no.
mike_pants t1_ixyzvex wrote
Reply to comment by superangry2 in Halal truck scamming tourists by amgl
I liked Chimay as a brand, so I ordered one off the menu sitting on the bar without noticing I was not pointing to my usual Belgian but a super-ultra-select reserve.
mike_pants t1_ixyykth wrote
Reply to comment by k1lk1 in Halal truck scamming tourists by amgl
My first month in the city, I accidentally bought a $24 beer in the East Village.
I was fresh off $1.50 Miller Lites in Portland.
mike_pants t1_ixyt4g9 wrote
Reply to Halal truck scamming tourists by amgl
The total seems ridic at first, but "10 bucks plus tax for a small meal in one of the most heavily trafficked areas of the city" does not seem that outrageous. Hell, it'd be $14 at Citi Field.
mike_pants t1_ixymn6e wrote
Reply to Cats are in stock by vladgrinch
Oh, bodega cats. You make city life livable.
mike_pants t1_ixf7pwa wrote
Reply to TIL in 1882 James Williams of Fredonia, Texas patented a mousetrap “incorporating a handgun” by fellmeats
> The patent application suggests that the device might also be used to kill "any person or thing" opening a door or window.
Huh.
mike_pants t1_jeasvxv wrote
Reply to comment by markstormweather in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Pass.