noodles_the_strong
noodles_the_strong t1_jdrptq1 wrote
Reply to 2 tigers recaptured after escaping Georgia safari park during tornado warning | CNN by VoluptuousGinger
Steps outside, sips coffee, sees tiger in the yard, says "fuck it "and goes back to bed.
noodles_the_strong t1_jda3m8t wrote
Reply to comment by Kiiaru in Multiple injuries after ship tips over at Edinburgh dockyard by plutobug2468
No cardboard or cardboard derivatives.
noodles_the_strong t1_jd9wnrx wrote
Reply to comment by justec1 in Multiple injuries after ship tips over at Edinburgh dockyard by plutobug2468
They are built to rigorous maritime standards
noodles_the_strong t1_j9olrup wrote
Reply to comment by CSI_Tech_Dept in Russian hackers are trying to break into ChatGPT, says Check Point by Pierruno
"Russia is the good guy what fighting the Nazis" Go home CharGPT, you're drunk again..
noodles_the_strong t1_j74dsy8 wrote
Reply to comment by adios-buckaroo in Fort Worth fire engine stolen and crashed by AcceptableGovernment
That's actually cool to know.. til!
noodles_the_strong t1_j724p2r wrote
Reply to comment by goblinmarketeer in Brazilian Navy says it will sink 'ghost' aircraft carrier at high sea | CNN by Creams0da
Well the front doesn't usually fall off, it's built to rigerous maritime standards...
noodles_the_strong t1_j724bjz wrote
Was it a Kia fire truck?
noodles_the_strong t1_j6oc3fh wrote
Reply to Putin prepares for another offensive to conquer Ukraine, NATO’s Stoltenberg warns by imaginationdragon1
The real end of this is going to have to come from the Russian people themselves. We can send Ukraine every manner of nasty weapon system and they can grind the Russians to cookie crumbs. I have no doubt Putin will sacrifice a million or more Russians to met out his end goal. Maybe when they see there is bo young people left they will start to think about change.
noodles_the_strong t1_j5o1nut wrote
Reply to comment by ramdom-ink in Man who disarmed Monterey Park shooter speaks out: 'Something came over me' by alanzhang34
I believe it.
noodles_the_strong t1_j5ll3n3 wrote
Reply to comment by Chadmartigan in Man who disarmed Monterey Park shooter speaks out: 'Something came over me' by alanzhang34
How he could even move with that much steel in his pants is amazing
noodles_the_strong t1_j4487dn wrote
Reply to comment by notunek in Missing 5-year-old boy was pulled from mother's arms in California floodwater by hellomondays
I lived along the Mississippi N. Of St louis.. ankle deep moving water will take you off your feet. You stand very little.chance when caught in a flash flood
noodles_the_strong t1_j3vq1ea wrote
Reply to comment by ActionFlank in NASA satellite discovers second Earth-sized planet in habitable zone by Tuna_Sushi
You would be a terrible Tyranid with that attitude /s
noodles_the_strong t1_j3oufu0 wrote
Reply to comment by HockeyDad1981 in Massive 7.7 earthquake hits Indonesia and Australia by biscuits2101
Or did you? Dun,dun dunnnnnnn
noodles_the_strong t1_j2e3zjt wrote
Reply to comment by little_gnora in MGM Resorts Sells Land That Was Site of Las Vegas Massacre by JPPT1974
And we still don't know why either.
noodles_the_strong t1_j25o52b wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ur_Rump in Christmas Day dust up at Waffle House ends in arrests by d1yb
You misspelled Thunder Dome
noodles_the_strong t1_j1054cp wrote
Reply to Man mistakenly released from jail charged after allegedly killing man at Ohio gas station by AudibleNod
Whewwwww, this lawsuit
noodles_the_strong t1_j0if499 wrote
Reply to comment by MasterpieceLive9604 in Oregon city drops fight to keep Google water use private by ChocolateTsar
"This one sullied our name, hunt them for sport..."
Sundar Pichai probably
noodles_the_strong t1_izt1r2v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lockerbie bombing suspect in US custody by Smithy2232
Wow, this is like the Picture version of Death Note.
noodles_the_strong t1_iy5hudm wrote
Reply to comment by Dblreppuken in 30 tonnes of cocaine seized in raids against European ‘super cartel’ | Drugs trade by SmokeSinseLoud
Just a light dusting of cocaine I hear
noodles_the_strong t1_iy4h93t wrote
Reply to 30 tonnes of cocaine seized in raids against European ‘super cartel’ | Drugs trade by SmokeSinseLoud
Sargent: "22 Tonnes of cocaine seized sir, I'm going to go mow a soccer field with scissors now"
noodles_the_strong t1_iwufk16 wrote
Reply to comment by eugene20 in Game-changing type 1 diabetes drug approved in US by SunCloud-777
Soon Insulin will cost more than printer ink.
noodles_the_strong t1_ium00zn wrote
Reply to 1 dead and up to 6 injured in shooting at a Halloween party in Kansas City, Kansas, police say by bonniethegamer223
So pieces of shit asked.to.leave a party they weren't invited to so they shoot up the place. Quality individuals.
noodles_the_strong t1_iu5cuxp wrote
Reply to Zombie pigeons in the UK: Mystery bird illness turns living birds into zombies by AugustWolf22
It coming everybody! Load em up!
noodles_the_strong t1_iu3z3um wrote
Reply to comment by notaredditer13 in Former Philadelphia sheriff's deputy accused of selling guns used in Roxborough H.S. shooting by FaustestSobeck
It is likely it was swiped from the evidence room.
noodles_the_strong t1_jdrtd5i wrote
Reply to comment by Moonskaraos in 2 tigers recaptured after escaping Georgia safari park during tornado warning | CNN by VoluptuousGinger
There are days my friend.