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purpleushi t1_j9dygas wrote
Reply to comment by Ghost_on_Toast in Bob by Hulemap11
Once again happy to know that I’ve never had a single unique thought in my life.
purpleushi t1_j5k43ud wrote
Reply to comment by Zeeman9991 in [WP] A bar called “The Alibi” that’s notorious for being just that.. an alibi. Often packed with ex-cons, the customers of The Alibi adhere to a silent, but strict, code: If they say they were here, we saw them. They’ll always back an alibi, no questions asked. by JelloStaplerr
Came here to say “isn’t this a huge plot point of Shameless” lol.
purpleushi t1_j46uxul wrote
Reply to comment by FortressOnAHill in TIFU By locking myself out of the house by Gingyfiz
I mean, you have to pay for it, and my parents didn’t lol. This was in 2007 before unlimited plans were a thing.
purpleushi t1_j437lxt wrote
Reply to TIFU By locking myself out of the house by Gingyfiz
When I was in high school I had piano lessons at my piano teacher’s house. Because of my schedule, I had my lessons before school one day a week. So this meant my lesson started at 6:45am. My parents would drive me to the lesson and then come pick me up and take me to school after. So one morning my mom went to drop me off and she had to go somewhere quickly (probably the gym or something) so she didn’t wait until I got into the house before she drove away. So I’m knocking on the door, and ringing the doorbell for like 5 minutes and no one is answering, so I wander around the house and try the other doors, and I’m freaking out because my teenage brain is like omg someone is going to see me and think I’m trying to break in and call the cops. But the really important thing is that this was before I had a cell phone (I didn’t get one until my sophomore or Junior year, and literally only because I convinced my parents I needed one for situations like this. And even then it was just a flip phone with no texting.) Anyway, I end up sitting there in the cold in my school uniform (short skirt, leggings, polo, hoodie, no coat because coats weren’t cool) for an hour until my mom finally comes back to pick me up. My piano teacher had somehow slept through her alarm and the 30+ times I rang the doorbell.
purpleushi t1_j1zoiyd wrote
Reply to comment by crazikyle in I created and installed a custom starlight headliner in my car by crazikyle
Nice, I bet this looks sick. I was asking because I wanted a yellow Xterra for years and genuinely cried when they stopped making them. Maybe someday I’ll buy a used one, but definitely can’t afford two cars right now.
purpleushi t1_j1xx7yx wrote
Reply to comment by crazikyle in I created and installed a custom starlight headliner in my car by crazikyle
What color Xterra 👀
purpleushi t1_j12nl2i wrote
Reply to comment by Smoothvirus in Anyone know what the figure means next to the # of cars? It’s new, I fear change. by 858
And they’re the only beings that get on or off at arlington cemetery.
purpleushi t1_isumak3 wrote
Reply to Woodland creatures by Kabourek4
I genuinely thought jackalopes were real animals until about a year ago.
purpleushi t1_jebac75 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosewoodtrainwreck in LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut
I asked for a two inch trim once and got 8 inches cut off. I have never cried about anything relating to my physical appearance until that moment. I genuinely felt like I’d been assaulted.