Him being that old is really fucking with me.

I played with it today. It wrote two charming children’s stories, a very simple program in C, a blog post about the benefits of children learning ballet, a 500 word essay about cat claws, answered a “how do I” question about Excel, and composed a very typical corporate email.

Of the fact based items, they were correct.

I may use it in future if I need an especially ass-kissy email.

My personal laptop is a touch screen and I keep stopping myself on my work one.

If you accept that 50% consistently Google then Google searches are a good relative indicator of suicidal inclination in the population and can be used to compare states over time.

My grandma had a pedal trike that I rode once to get home from being repaired. If you’re used to a two-wheeler they’re hard to ride because leaning isn’t involved. I put it in the ditch!

80 can be anything from running marathons to propped up in a wheelchair drooling.