There were already templates available. This is a parlor trick and nobody has gained anything.

Great, that’ll work for you this week. Then everyone’s will be exactly the same and you’ll be back where you started. You, the worker, did not win any ground today.

I’m unemployed as well. I’m sorry there’s no magic trick.

I have done a bit of hiring in my time and I don’t think there’s a huge difference between randomly selecting a resume, making a judgment and having a short phone call, vs. any of this. It’s a fake piece of digital paper. They all say the same things. Half of it is fan fiction and the half that isn’t usually reads like it. Increasingly so, with “tools” like this.

So yeah, a better system is to just meet a few people and hire someone who can speak extemporaneously on related topics and who you enjoy interacting with. What about the hiring process could an applicant not fake? At that point, why even do all this?

It’s a waste of time and resources. We do not need a machine to write words for us. They’re inherently less valuable than the words we select ourselves.

You seem to be taking this personally.

Oh yes, we definitely live a society where the best system wins and all the right people get rewarded. Enjoy yourself!

Of course there is. Do you think we’re currently doing the best hiring process in history? Are you that naive? At that scale, what does it all matter? And why must we hire at that scale?

Yeah I think all of this is bad and a bad system and wasting our time and not serving us. Machines talking to machines about nothing relevant to us in languages we aren’t even going to be learning. People learning to make a good resume is a good thing because of what you learn while accomplishing it. How does any of this help the cause of society?

And this was a sparkling contribution, thank you.

Do you think banking algorithms are a practical innovation for real people the way the combustion engine was? Then why is everyone so poor? I’m not technophobic.

I don’t think this investment banking algorithms were a good idea either.

I didn’t say there was a law. You’re cheating yourself. Because it’s a text generator, not a recruiter.

So it helped you cheat. I don’t think that’s as useful to you as you currently believe it is. :(

That’ll solve it. More money on more cameras that turn off. Great

Somehow I doubt this means I’ll ever have one anywhere near my home after 8 AM

Really? Infinite growth, data collection, and billionaires at the wheel aren’t the problem? Algorithms chasing engagement?

Yeah we’ve tried that a few times now haven’t we

Yes, some of those are subjective, but everything has flaws. I’ll take those over Twitter’s, thanks.

I use it every day. Do you understand email

That’s the risk you take on as a business.

Facebook did worse this year. Let’s do something about all of them.

The people working on this are all absolute fucking morons