SHOOT RED BULL DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS UNTIL JAVASCRIPT SHOOTS OUT OF MY EYES DADDY MUSK

Because everyone knows developers are at their best when they code non-stop for sixteen hours a day, seven days a week. I saw it on The Social Network, so it must be true.

Thanks, great response. I’d assume that’s because cutting the headcount to such an extreme degree means the remaining devs are doing a lot of brass-polishing, and Elon is hearing a lot of “Sorry, sir, no one here knows how that works, so we’re afraid to touch it”.

I mean, it can’t ‘crash’. Once he bought it, it became a private company. Everything the company makes or loses is absorbed by Musk. And by ‘Musk’ I mean ‘Tesla’.

You know, as a treat.