shavemejesus
shavemejesus t1_j63q9ut wrote
Reply to NYC bike path terror suspect found guilty on all counts in killing of 8 people by electromagneticpost
Once again, fuck religion.
shavemejesus t1_j540z9q wrote
Sounds like this Celsius guy is an absolute zero.
shavemejesus t1_j1zukem wrote
Reply to My sister-in-law says he is a Sumo wrestler, I say he is a sexy gingerbread man wearing a thong. by BJ77345
Why can’t he be both?
shavemejesus t1_iyynua0 wrote
When I hear the name Bob it’s his face that comes to mind.
shavemejesus t1_ixva27i wrote
Reply to TIL that despite it being illegal to smoke on any part of an airplane, airlines are legally required to provide ashtrays as a way to dispose of lit cigarettes. by Your-username-must-b
Would a small cup of water not work better? Or an empty soda can?
shavemejesus t1_ivtjip4 wrote
Reply to comment by DownTooParty in Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body | US News by __masterbaiter__
It’s Mr. MacGregg. I just took his arm and now I’m going back for his leg.
shavemejesus t1_iui6e23 wrote
Reply to comment by tehpwarp in A Colorado train passenger looked out the window - and found a missing hiker. by inkwater
Oh no, I broke my leg while hiking. I know, I’ll just flag down a passing train. That’s some luck.
shavemejesus t1_iqrl3kc wrote
Reply to comment by KiloSierraDelta in Former Russian LEGO Stores Replaced by "World of Cubes" Shops by jerryleebee
You should write for the Simpsons.
shavemejesus t1_j96ct9e wrote
Reply to comment by hootertransport in Naval Academy Renames Building After Jimmy Carter by langis_on
Billy Barn