stonedoblivion
stonedoblivion t1_je3lpe6 wrote
I've been following this story since the beginning. I'm happy you are safe now, even if you need to adjust to your new undead life. Really hope to hear from you again
stonedoblivion t1_je3jjdd wrote
What the actual fuck.......glad you guys are safe now. Fievel deserves all the treats n pets, he is best boy
stonedoblivion t1_jabo4y4 wrote
Considering all the other random things and creatures, is there also a tooth fairy? Seems like if anyone could help it would be them. Maybe make some cash in the process 🤷♂️
stonedoblivion t1_j94nnn4 wrote
Reply to My childhood best friend was a maple tree. My memories of her have started to change. by rephlexi0n
Man, Maple loved you and was your friend. She didnt understand the human world but thought she was doing something good. I wish I had a Maple.
stonedoblivion t1_j8xczhk wrote
Reply to comment by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239 in I own an abandoned motel and I’m warning you not to drive in the fog by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
No problem. I have some experience in the supernatural and I'd hate to see you hurt or worse, especially for something like that
stonedoblivion t1_j8xbnpw wrote
Reply to comment by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239 in I own an abandoned motel and I’m warning you not to drive in the fog by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
I hope so too, just something that came to mind. Might need to tell Rene to watch what he does before he ends up getting one or both of you hurt
stonedoblivion t1_j8vpreu wrote
Wait...is the payment considered accepted since rene jumped in while it was still going on?
stonedoblivion t1_j7ojb8m wrote
Reply to comment by ineedabettertitle in My friend is a compulsive liar by ineedabettertitle
Fair enough. But if it comes down to it, sometime you do what you have to do.
stonedoblivion t1_j7o65ab wrote
Reply to My friend is a compulsive liar by ineedabettertitle
You just need to, ahem, eliminate the problem. Quicklime in a tarp in the bathtub will dissolve a body. Just saying 🤷♂️
stonedoblivion t1_j70xapp wrote
Reply to comment by Briley_Breeze in They Came Through the Drive-Thru by Hellisme88
Thought the same thing. Even if he didnt get the plate, a 1950s roadmaster still sticks out like a sore thumb
stonedoblivion t1_j6gh8tg wrote
Reply to comment by LARGames in WARNING: You May See Waving Children Nearby. Please Wave Back! by Thrawn911
Sign says you may see them, he said he didnt look when they drove home, so technically only the wife saw them and didnt wave, at least that's what I think🤷♂️
stonedoblivion t1_j3ft13t wrote
Reply to Father by deathbykoolaidman
You killed your own family for someone that locked you in the basement. You absolutely deserve what happens.
stonedoblivion t1_j1yby1k wrote
Reply to I found a cardboard box filled with old 8mm tapes in my parents' garage. I'm beginning to think the footage on them wasn't staged. by cotard_corpse
So, the mannequins are basically weeping angels?
stonedoblivion t1_j1rqyt9 wrote
Reply to comment by abastreusmonzuzu in Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
Yeah hes one of my favorite artists. Horror rock. That one, happily ever cadaver, miss morgue, I want you dead. Hes got a lot of good stuff. Lol yes never hurts to appreciate the culture.
stonedoblivion t1_j1rgul5 wrote
Reply to comment by abastreusmonzuzu in Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
Yay! I have a zombie friend :D. And the song "I walked with a zombie" by Wednesday 13 just popped in my head lol
stonedoblivion t1_j1qbjz0 wrote
Reply to comment by abastreusmonzuzu in Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
You're welcome! Yeah, and I'm learning new zombie stuffs. I've always been fascinated by the darker aspects of life. And it could be cool to have a zombie friend :).
stonedoblivion t1_j1pdzsw wrote
Reply to comment by abastreusmonzuzu in Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
You're welcome! It's ok, no worries. That's good that you feel the same intelligence, I'm happy for you. Ooooh hope not either. Lol. You're welcome again. It's new for me to talk to a zombie. Witches, Vampires, eh I'm used to those. But a zombie girl? That's all new
stonedoblivion t1_j1pd1x1 wrote
Reply to comment by abastreusmonzuzu in Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
You're welcome! That's very interesting. Yeah you may be right there. So, is there something comparable intelligence-wise? Like in a movie or something? Are you still pretty mobile or do you shamble? How bad is the decay?
stonedoblivion t1_j1pck0u wrote
Reply to Go Fuck Yourself, Kenneth by abastreusmonzuzu
So you're a zombie girl now? I'm kinda intrigued lol
stonedoblivion t1_j1ciitv wrote
Reply to I killed Krampus, and his body is in my attic, and I have no idea what to do. Help? by E-Kelp
Missed your chance to make some bomb krampus burgers. At the point your at, take it somewhere and torch it, or chain it up and dump it in a lake or something.
stonedoblivion t1_j17phbb wrote
Yeah, you are an absolutely awful fucking person. You deserve whatever happens to you.
stonedoblivion t1_ivnpahj wrote
Reply to I finally decided to get into speedrunning. The game I’m playing isn't very happy about it. by WorldAwayTweedy
NGL, your kind of an asshole. Those poor characters begged to stop suffering and be left alone to live in peace. And you drove them to end it all. I hope the next game you play figures out how to get you
stonedoblivion t1_ivcbxy4 wrote
Reply to comment by GiantLizardsInc in Hey, follow up question, now that I know that literally nothing about my life is normal, what do I do with this newfound information? by Mintymidnight
But they could still take her out long enough to contain her. Yeah video and witness stuff is bad hence why I said keep a low profile. I was mostly curious if their was more, or potentially untapped powers shes might not be consciously aware of
stonedoblivion t1_iv91t0h wrote
Reply to Hey, follow up question, now that I know that literally nothing about my life is normal, what do I do with this newfound information? by Mintymidnight
Honestly, your mom seems to genuinely care for and love you, in her own way. Keep learning what you can, but keep a low profile. You live in the suburbs, you dont want to attract the attention of bored housewives with big mouths. You said before you can regenerate and communicate with the dead, do you have any other unusual powers or abilities? I'm curious what would make you so dangerous in their eyes
stonedoblivion t1_jeddmj8 wrote
Reply to BONESAW VIC’S CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL GARDENS, PART 5: SPRITES, DRAGONS, AND GANGSTERS GALORE by theworldisgrim
Was beginning to think there wasnt gonna be any more of these. Loving the story so far and hope the next part comes sooner than later. And if your protected by the Sprite king, shouldn't he be making sure people dont know that you're planning something?