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swibirun t1_jd1r4o4 wrote
Reply to Toy. by fat_old_boy
Ted 3: A Stable Relationship
swibirun t1_jcn7dea wrote
Reply to comment by oh-no-godzilla in Kinnesaw State Owls men's basketball coach sarcastically applauding the refs today by Digita-Pntics
[Applauds sarcastically]
swibirun t1_jaashpt wrote
Someone out there sees this and thinks, "That's me when I smile and tell people I'm doing okay."
Hang in there. I've been there, too.
swibirun t1_j9n8b8m wrote
Reply to Please Tell Me I’m Not The Only One Who Finds This Caterpillar Train To Be Precious 🥹 by Freudian_Slip22
You know what they say, if you aren't the lead caterpillar, the view never changes.
swibirun t1_j6d3dmj wrote
Well hello, Cerberus!
swibirun t1_j62paje wrote
Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
Squidward! You've been playing it wrong, no wonder it sounds so bad.
swibirun t1_j5xagb6 wrote
Reply to comment by coreywindom in Onion smuggling rackets thrive as staple becomes a luxury in Philippines by BlankVerse
They wear them on their belts.
swibirun t1_j24o6zi wrote
Reply to comment by Available-Camera8691 in Christmas Day dust up at Waffle House ends in arrests by d1yb
Did he use to wear an onion on his belt, as was the style back then?
swibirun t1_j1b7531 wrote
Reply to This bar on Fort Myers Beach has a mark on the wall showing where the waterline reached during Hurricane Ian. by Rowe_your_Boat
"Can I, uhhhh, get a taller table?"
swibirun t1_j06j549 wrote
Reply to Studying Together! by maxt0r
"Why do i have to learn this? I'll never have to differentiate equations when I'm a cat"
swibirun t1_iyc2te3 wrote
Reply to Banunny by feelsonline
Banana for scale, on the scale.
swibirun t1_iwgbn90 wrote
Reply to comment by Landlubber77 in Til that the last time a Rolling Stones single reached No1 in the UK charts was Honky Tonk Women in 1969, despite them releasing 15 albums in the 53 years since then. by WiredAndTeary
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Keith. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
swibirun t1_jea0pxg wrote
Reply to My 20-yr-old nephew didn't think he showed up looking like Michael Jackson until we showed him this. by Mchootin
Hee hee