the_ballmer_peak
the_ballmer_peak OP t1_je6bqw5 wrote
Reply to comment by AudibleNod in TIL: The outflow from Amazon River could fill 83 Olympic sized swimming pools per second. by the_ballmer_peak
I chuckled
the_ballmer_peak t1_jdo63dj wrote
Reply to comment by Dro1972 in Police Captain Criminally Charged 1 Day after Retirement by JustZonesing
Officer Wendell
the_ballmer_peak t1_j967gq5 wrote
Naming things after him is great. Acting like him is better. The man is an example to aspire to.
the_ballmer_peak t1_iy3ygyo wrote
Reply to 'No K-pop on a dead planet': Meet the K-pop stans taking on the climate crisis by Always__curious__
https://musicdeclares.net/gb/campaigns/no-music-on-a-dead-planet-2
No music on a dead planet has been around for a while. I have this shirt.
the_ballmer_peak t1_iy2ld5h wrote
the_ballmer_peak t1_iubie5w wrote
Reply to LPT request: how to unstuff a stuffy nose? by alejo_s
- hot shower, blow your nose when you’re in there. The steam helps break up the snot.
- netty pot. Look it up.
- spicy foods
- smelling salts will clear your shit right up
- over the counter decongestants
the_ballmer_peak t1_iubggsj wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to uninvite someone to an event that already bought their ticket? by [deleted]
If you un-invite this guy you are colossal asshole.
Maybe try to think of ways it can be fun and introduce him to your other friends instead. Maybe he’ll like them. Maybe he’ll find a better friend than you.
the_ballmer_peak t1_iubezra wrote
Reply to LPT: REMEMBER: When you bury a body, remember to cover it in endangered species so it’s illegal to dig up. by [deleted]
Bury a dead animal on top of it so that when the dogs find it, the cops will think it’s just the dead animal they smell.
the_ballmer_peak OP t1_je6btb0 wrote
Reply to comment by 1320Fastback in TIL: The outflow from Amazon River could fill 83 Olympic sized swimming pools per second. by the_ballmer_peak
Look at Mr Cruise Ship over here