I just realized I do say “creek” when referring to one by its full name like “Swamp Creek”. It’s very rare that I need to use the full name though (+ calling it that just sounds weird to me) since anyone that knows me irl knows what I’m referring to when I say “the crick” because they all know where I grew up, aka next to “the crick”.

Which do you say? I say “crick”.

Done!

I don’t get offended by it unless I know what they really mean is “immature” or “stupid” etc.. I’m kinda short + apparently some of the things I wear make me look “immature” or “childish” (possibly because I sometimes shop in the kids’ section of the store...). I was accused of being 12 once too! My bf + I were ordering drinks at the bar + when I ordered the bartender said “aren’t you, like, 12?”. I was at least 22... I’ve also been mistaken for my bf’s daughter on a couple occasions. Idc how old anyone thinks I am unless I’m trying to purchase alcohol + am denied because I don’t have my id on me for whatever reason.

I think this is more a TIFU on her part than your’s. I know I’d be a bit embarrassed if I assumed someone’s age so incorrectly based on their enjoyment of a Happy Meal (which I am now REALLY craving but have no way of acquiring) + making my assumption known to them.

I do that but I still require more than 1-2. Wait, are there a lot of people who DON’T spread?! Are they just sitting there shitting with their cheeks stuck together with poo like some sorta sick peanut butter sandwich?!

I don’t count the squares. I just keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ tp for my butt (that’s to be sung to the tune of Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” btw). I’ll know when I have enough.

The amount of tp they insist is sufficient is preposterous.

I watched that movie years ago + remember nothing about it but as I recall it was decent movie.

I collect bones + such. I don’t think it’s super niche nowadays though.

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We have a fire going but it’s been raining for a while so idk how much longer it’s gonna last. I’m drinking but that’s an every day thing for me. I’m also making cheese fries.

They have 3 “haunted attractions” but that’s only during Halloween season as far as I know. I’ve only been to it once. Here’s the website in case you want to look into it more.

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