I've decided it's too tough of a conversation to have with a barely-know, super casual hookup so I'm gonna let it go 👍

unfortunately seems like it, some would even call it gay to care about their behind 😭

he was actually well groomed at the front 😭 now that I think of it a smell did hit my nose at first but I put it down to just body odour/nervous sweats.

I think my disinterest showed while I was contemplating what to do haha, we haven't texted in a while. Easy solution!

yuck 🤢 I'm glad you got rid of them!

nope, I don't think he knew. he just sat on my bed until he got dressed.

here's my poor man's award 🏅

I don't think he realised it happened, it wasn't a lot. A good wipe could've prevented it but yeah, I don't want to have that conversation 😬

done 👏 I realised no amount of cuteness justified the "hey... you left a shitstain on my sheets" conversation

really doubt that haha but I'll take it as a win

he was actually well groomed at the front, I suppose he doesn't do the same for the back :(