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1OptimisticPrime t1_j71rohr wrote
Those bewbs rock... but there's nothing going on above them
akusokuZAN t1_j71swoj wrote
Old dirty bastard! :D
BigRigsButters t1_j721q6k wrote
Looks like a butt
Justeeezy t1_j727w9m wrote
Holy shit this is amazing! Also just realized this landmark is in riders republic😂
No_Sense_6171 t1_j728dlp wrote
Hoodoo you love?
Bikabass t1_j7297jk wrote
I should call her.
tightanalbuttsex t1_j72bymq wrote
Do you mean to remark that that rock formation resembles an erect penis?
Devanismyname t1_j72dw9h wrote
I wonder if anyone has even been up there
fmfbrestel t1_j72exr9 wrote
Probably shouldn't, but I'll bet someone crazy enough has done it. Looks climbable, but I may be getting thrown off by scale and perspective.
mechapoitier t1_j72gtzv wrote
Torsonic Polarity Sydrome, or TPS. The main feature is they have asses where their heads should be.
engineeryourmom t1_j72hvev wrote
Booty butt point
justnigel t1_j72ip52 wrote
Some people say the former president should be added to Mt Rushmore in South Dakota...
...others point out Utah already has a giant orange scrotum on a rock.
Komnos t1_j72jcbs wrote
And they use the wrong covers on their reports.
ReasonablyBadass t1_j72jdz6 wrote
Buttress
jawshoeaw t1_j72l3de wrote
Bruh
SLDH1980 t1_j72n746 wrote
Some say it looks like a butt...
I say it's the fondling of the balls.
Tit4nNL t1_j72o6p0 wrote
Looks like godzilla hand/arm holding up a nutsack
axionic t1_j72ppz3 wrote
Is that a drone shot?
Neat-Flatworm7025 t1_j72r9fd wrote
Love Thors Hammer!
ArcaneDanger t1_j72teos wrote
everything reminds me of her…
Guavab t1_j72v2ek wrote
Aw nuts!
AFriendlyCrow t1_j72vnln wrote
Looka like a fist
Stunt_Merchant t1_j72wj0d wrote
Wow! I wonder if anyone's ever climbed that?
deskiller1this t1_j72x6p7 wrote
And think all this used to be underwater...
Antmantium108 t1_j72xgu9 wrote
I dub it Dick Butt-Rock.
meinblown t1_j72yj4q wrote
No you shouldn't. Ever.
scutiger- t1_j72ymlf wrote
Almost certainly.
Greenbench27 t1_j72yvbi wrote
The devils nut sack
sadonly001 t1_j731a23 wrote
What kind of deformed butts have you been looking at
GaryB2220 t1_j731ste wrote
How did those trees start growing up there?
WacoKid2 t1_j733j4d wrote
Help of wind and birds
speedshotz t1_j7352ej wrote
Stop, … hammer time!
akusokuZAN t1_j7383v4 wrote
nay, just that it's dirty and old and a bastard for inevitably crumbling on some poor sob's head.
AlmostButNotQuit t1_j738quc wrote
Rock hard glutes
Kerensky97 t1_j739h3a wrote
Buttcheek Rock
hampal7 t1_j73a499 wrote
That’s one sexy rock!
amazzarof t1_j73c2hd wrote
Such a beautiful place!
Anominity t1_j73d2mk wrote
On skimming Reddit I read the title as Bryan Cranston, and was trying to figure that one out!
swivel2369 t1_j73d6jx wrote
I thought I was going to see a picture of Brian Cranston.
Legendarybarr t1_j73di8i wrote
Is that Donk Rock?
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Gunslinger1969 t1_j73f7j0 wrote
Thors Hammer? We’ll be in Bryce in April, one of our favourite parks, well worth the trip from the UK.
whinecooler t1_j73fcqr wrote
Yet another unrealistic body expectation for women :/
blacktothebird t1_j73fh0w wrote
At first I thought it said Bruce and I thought it did look like Bruce Campbell's chin
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DrStanislausBraun t1_j73j3qi wrote
I kinda see it. Like a Korg butt
Oldus_Fartus t1_j73jgol wrote
The little trees on top are killing me. Life, impervious, prevailing, everywhere.
rhussia t1_j73k5qx wrote
The place is beautiful. Was there a few months ago well worth the visit.
LazyLieutenant t1_j73k6nm wrote
It's balls face rock.
jrhmusic t1_j73m4m6 wrote
Love that it’s not your typical Bryce Canyon photo but if you key in on the focal point you can totally tell it’s Bryce
Dukati916r t1_j73n7ik wrote
Stupid sexy Flanders
cherryhilljawnz t1_j73otpk wrote
Caption this u/tito_lee_76
Crafty_Genius t1_j73ps71 wrote
With it up in the air like that, doesn't that make it a flying buttress?
Damndude-_- t1_j73qm7e wrote
That shit’s gonna break bitches
hemorrhagicfever t1_j73sf45 wrote
If you like this picture, This feature is called Thors Hammer. With standard wind and water erosion it's going to topple any day now. If you want to see it, You should plan a trip ASAP. The landscape is incredible even with out it.
Brunbruns t1_j73si3u wrote
r/theyknew
hemorrhagicfever t1_j73sm8j wrote
This particular landmark, Thor's Hammer, is expected to topple due to natural erosion any time now, for sure in the next couple of years but it really could be any day.
hemorrhagicfever t1_j73std7 wrote
Doubtful. The main park path gets SUPER close to this feature, Thor's Hammer. To my eye, it looks like a slight zoom from your standard angle at a lookout point with benches.
hemorrhagicfever t1_j73t35n wrote
It is, and Take it in while you can. Thors hammer is expected to topple from erosion any time now. I think it's unlikely it'll happen before April, hopefully it'll hold on for a couple more years, but it really could be any day.
Justeeezy t1_j73tz0b wrote
It’s insane it’s even been standing this long
NorthCatan t1_j73wmm8 wrote
Mjolnir.
NorthCatan t1_j73wvkb wrote
There's actually another rock formation that looks even more like a fist there. Unfortunately I can't post photos in the comments on this sub. Bryce is a really cool place.
cizzoo t1_j73y18i wrote
What if we kissed under to booty rock
Gruntybitz t1_j73z6w6 wrote
Bryce, your canyon is showing!
GoteboHornet t1_j740psm wrote
They call this Twin Cheeks.
drbobsled t1_j743gkk wrote
"A hell of a place to lose a cow" Ebenezer Bryce
a_filing_cabinet t1_j7449cl wrote
The issue isn't really size or shape of the hoodoo. The challenge is the fact that the rock is extremely soft and will just crumble if you try to climb it.
hartemis t1_j745gfr wrote
Those are balls. They always look like a landscape up close.
evsarge t1_j745hdi wrote
I like your profile pic.
Ok_Associate_1042 t1_j746f0a wrote
Fucking incredible pic OP! Fuck I love this place…
Elemente_ t1_j746swg wrote
Bryce got back
crookba t1_j7483u9 wrote
looks helicopterable?
crookba t1_j748a35 wrote
I'd climb it but it looks like it's about to break and fall.
Past_Butterfly543 t1_j749i2r wrote
Earth porn
meinblown t1_j749ij7 wrote
Birbgäng
Supremeleader1 t1_j749p1w wrote
Photoshop battle candidate
boothash t1_j74adxu wrote
There's lots of human made objects in this photo...
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Street_Ticket3969 t1_j74f2dl wrote
Absolutely beautiful
henrikbech OP t1_j74hmi6 wrote
Honestly I always saw a face in the rocks shape, but(t) now that people are pointing it out - I do see the Freudian shapes as(s) well…
henrikbech OP t1_j74hvy5 wrote
You’re right. It’s shot with a 100mm prime on a full frame camera.
henrikbech OP t1_j74iv87 wrote
I didn’t know - that makes me feel a little nostalgic, the photo is from 2017 and I always wanted to go back there and have more time - see the landmarks during sunrise and sunset.
Thanks for sharing.
henrikbech OP t1_j74j3f8 wrote
I’ve always been seeing a face - but I do see a fist now as well.
henrikbech OP t1_j74jdbt wrote
Agree. The trees blow my mind - it’s my favourite detail in the photo.
henrikbech OP t1_j74jlyd wrote
One of my favourite places in the world - I have to go back to Utah some day and spend at least a month.
henrikbech OP t1_j74k24e wrote
Hmm, while I was digging through my photo archives and eventually stumbled upon this photo - it’s from 2017 - I was watching the Bryan Cranston on the Hot Ones show. Maybe my subconsciousness did some work there…
henrikbech OP t1_j74kctd wrote
Amazing I hope I’m gonna be able to go back there soon. Are you going to Zion, Arches and Canyon Lands as well?
henrikbech OP t1_j74kn0i wrote
Thank you, yes - it’s an absolutely amazing place.
henrikbech OP t1_j74l3w8 wrote
No - but if it’s legal to fly a drone in the area, I really wish to make a drone video in that exact location. That would look incredible.
fauxfox__ t1_j74n003 wrote
who planted those trees up there
WHTrunner t1_j74nt8v wrote
My nuts on display
maroklore t1_j74q745 wrote
Looks like a butt.
TheDukesWorld t1_j74simc wrote
You should see where that giraffes face is.
axionic t1_j74vodk wrote
I think I've been on that ledge with the gate. I didn't remember it having its flat top that low but it was 2 years ago. They allow drones in the state parks, but only in winter, and they want to shake you down for $10 for a day's license. I doubt anyone really gets caught for not paying.
TonySansNom t1_j74x6ug wrote
What's up with those trees.
GingerJacob36 t1_j74ykhg wrote
This place has balls.
hemorrhagicfever t1_j74ym0t wrote
One of the times I went there was in the winter. They do snow shoe tours, I got there for sunrise in eeeeeearly January one year and it was epic. 2019 I think for that trip. Lemme see if I have some of the photos for easy sharing for you.
Gorgon22 t1_j754lo9 wrote
Thicc as hell
Exit-Velocity t1_j75632a wrote
Zoom in. Doesnt look too soft to me, although I can see it crumbling once or twice.
dpgomez812 t1_j757jij wrote
Bryce out here looking thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
shayanzafar t1_j759spd wrote
somebody fucked the planet alright
stanthonylee t1_j75amxn wrote
I know this is called something like Queen Victoria rock. But I have always called it Bill the Cat rock.
mjordn20 t1_j75blho wrote
the ass faced people from that south park episode im afraid to link and get b&
Shepatriots t1_j75c961 wrote
Unbelievably gorgeous place! Fun fact: My uncle and cousins did all the electrical work for the visitors/gift shop building there at Bryce Canyon! I hope I can take my husband and sons there one day.
Nesciere t1_j75exjv wrote
Is that Bryce? How’s he doing
CousinEddie144 t1_j75hfdj wrote
Booty booty booty booty rock is everywhere.
eprocure t1_j75j2ob wrote
Finna make me act up
MrMissus t1_j75kodd wrote
Really? It doesn't look to soft to you? It looks like a giant dirt clump.
BetaSandwich t1_j75oetw wrote
Erocktic
DreadlockWalrus t1_j75ot5h wrote
Most likely birds. They make great involuntary carriers.
Smtncruzer t1_j75t54r wrote
This park is by far one of my favorites. I feel like it's not as well known and people only go because it's close to Zion, but it's truly spectacular. I had the most strangely emotional experience when I was there and hiked down amongst the hoodoos.
Bellphorion t1_j75ti1h wrote
Bro fist canyon
JonArc t1_j75ueoz wrote
Gniess butte.
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Logicaldump t1_j75v2sa wrote
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Hip_Hop_Otamus t1_j75vj26 wrote
Ever been to Testicle Tip of Package Peak?
henrikbech OP t1_j75wxja wrote
Cool. That’s a $10 shakedown I’m happy to pay.
ongdisha t1_j75zmz1 wrote
Thicc
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Detergent5879 t1_j760gq0 wrote
Why did i see Tits and a waist there.
Succulent_Rain t1_j760yq2 wrote
Looks like two Siamese twin soldiers with a skinny neck ready to go to war.
Veganic1 t1_j761cst wrote
Scrotum on a totem
Gunslinger1969 t1_j7639lk wrote
Yes, we arrive in Vegas, straight out to Zion, then Bryce on to Moab & Arches, followed by Aspen, down the $1m dollar highway to Durango, on to Monument Valley, Grand Canyon and back to LV via the last remnants of Rte 66. 24 days total with 3 nights in most stops. It’s what we had planned for an Anniversary trip in 2020 but had to cancel that thanks to Covid. Lots of side trips and hikes planned in along the way!
Gunslinger1969 t1_j763bvi wrote
We’ll be taking it all in again for sure, it’s a few years now since we were last there. Can’t wait to be back!
skinnyminnesota t1_j763tp3 wrote
Nuts.
EdgelordMcMemester t1_j7682xz wrote
damn bryce is caked up...
Sup_mindz t1_j76duxl wrote
No more Birb chain
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shadowy_litigation t1_j76h8bb wrote
Boobs? That's a ball sack
n80thegr80 t1_j76iehl wrote
If you max out your stamina you could probably make it. I think there’s a Korok seed up there as well.
Devanismyname t1_j76l9kn wrote
Looked it up, there's a sheika tower close by you can glide in from. Easy climb.
a_filing_cabinet t1_j77swti wrote
Dude. I've been to Bryce. The red rock is all sandstone, which is extremely soft. At its softest, you crush it in your hand. Even at its strongest I would not trust it to hold my weight. Going down the trail I lost my balance and grabbed onto the wall. Instead of stopping my fall I just hit the ground with a chunk of sandstone.
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