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TAU_equals_2PI t1_jcbn9ca wrote on March 15, 2023 at 5:59 PM

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Just make sure to use different axes for your beard & your balls.

jeswesky t1_jcbpyyw wrote on March 15, 2023 at 6:16 PM

What if I don’t have balls?

Sch1z01dMan t1_jcbq5t6 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Was this before or after using the axe?

Fairly_Original t1_jcbw4w8 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 6:53 PM

Looks like mountain oysters are on the menu, folks

Here2LearnMorePlz t1_jcbwdky wrote on March 15, 2023 at 6:55 PM

Probably call OP’s “ant hill oysters”

ShruteFarms4L t1_jcc323j wrote on March 15, 2023 at 7:36 PM

BME pain Olympics

ExiledCanuck t1_jcc44tt wrote on March 15, 2023 at 7:43 PM

Asking the important questions.

King_Tudrop t1_jccqeff wrote on March 15, 2023 at 10:02 PM

Instructions unclear, balls stuck in wood chipper.

CarpeNoctu t1_jccpstj wrote on March 15, 2023 at 9:58 PM

With a good axe, you can get some.

mynameisblanked t1_jcc742k wrote on March 15, 2023 at 8:01 PM

They don't have to be attached to you

TBNRFIREFOX t1_jccmojt wrote on March 15, 2023 at 9:38 PM

We’re you using the wrong axe?

Guardian1030 t1_jcbxzes wrote on March 15, 2023 at 7:05 PM

Face axe

Scrotaxe

pedestrianpinniped t1_jcc9jbt wrote on March 15, 2023 at 8:16 PM

Why though? If she shaves she shaves. If my balls are so contaminated I can't let something that touched them contact my face I need a shower.