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cappsthelegend t1_jcbgfll wrote
You can definitely cut hair with an axe
TAU_equals_2PI t1_jcbn9ca wrote
Just make sure to use different axes for your beard & your balls.
jeswesky t1_jcbpyyw wrote
What if I don’t have balls?
Sch1z01dMan t1_jcbq5t6 wrote
Was this before or after using the axe?
Fairly_Original t1_jcbw4w8 wrote
Looks like mountain oysters are on the menu, folks
Here2LearnMorePlz t1_jcbwdky wrote
Probably call OP’s “ant hill oysters”
ShruteFarms4L t1_jcc323j wrote
BME pain Olympics
ExiledCanuck t1_jcc44tt wrote
Asking the important questions.
King_Tudrop t1_jccqeff wrote
Instructions unclear, balls stuck in wood chipper.
CarpeNoctu t1_jccpstj wrote
With a good axe, you can get some.
mynameisblanked t1_jcc742k wrote
They don't have to be attached to you
TBNRFIREFOX t1_jccmojt wrote
We’re you using the wrong axe?
Guardian1030 t1_jcbxzes wrote
Face axe
Scrotaxe
pedestrianpinniped t1_jcc9jbt wrote
Why though? If she shaves she shaves. If my balls are so contaminated I can't let something that touched them contact my face I need a shower.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos t1_jcc4ene wrote
ChicoBroadway t1_jcbiqbg wrote
Thank you for saying exactly what I was going to say. Please accept this meaningless emoji award: 🏆
cappsthelegend t1_jcblpu9 wrote
Hahah thank you for the award :)
Light_Wood_Laminate t1_jcc360y wrote
It's your lucky day! 💵💵💵💵💵
exemplariasuntomni t1_jcc975v wrote
You can also definitely cut a tree with any blade.
Cutting it down is another matter.
ksigley t1_jcc5nb9 wrote
You can definitely cut a tree with a razor.
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Sole_Meanderer t1_jcbt2oi wrote
That’s why you gotta keep it sharp, to get through the beards.
BlakeMW t1_jccid11 wrote
This statement would be perfectly reasonable in a fantasy universe where you have to fight dwarves, as dwarven beard hair is often attributed with fantastical qualities.
k-tax t1_jccn9hv wrote
It definitely works similar to HEPA filters. Dwarves usually have long lifespans. It would be virtually impossible with all the contamination from dust, fine particles and other bad stuff in mines.
Sole_Meanderer t1_jcd952j wrote
Itd be pretty tough to decacpitate a dwarf with a beard full of mithril dust from years of mining, but i have no quarrel with the dwarves, they make good axes.
lokicramer t1_jcc0vkd wrote
For sure, even a dull axe can cut hair if it's laid on a surface.
Who needs the razors, I've never liked them.
WillKimball t1_jcc66tm wrote
Also the definition of a tree is very loose, you could take a razor to a Shrub.
Peraou t1_jccq1dr wrote
A shrub is for sure not a tree, but you could certainly take a razor to a sapling
WillKimball t1_jccy39b wrote
I was thinking of a fern tree.
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VeGr-FXVG t1_jcc36z7 wrote
Huh, and I thought I was the only one with hair growing out of the box.
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kickintheface t1_jccgcaw wrote
I sliced open my finger with my Hultafors axe. I didn’t even think it was possible for an axe to be razor sharp straight out of the box.
WillKimball t1_jcc5o78 wrote
We have clearly seen tangled
unripenedboyparts t1_jcc9cc9 wrote
I aee you've met my stylist.
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maximuffin2 t1_jccc03m wrote
If you ain’t a BITCH
coderash t1_jccg7bq wrote
Certainly with MY axe...
Artanthos t1_jccgqd2 wrote
Thelastnormalperson t1_jcclkpv wrote
I'd rather cut hair with an axe than a tree with a razorblade
DarthSlicer t1_jccnjzj wrote
This is why I opened this thread 😂
Trolodrol t1_jccq87s wrote
Yeah, I’ve seen videos of the barbers that do this. It looks crazy
DemonDucklings t1_jccql37 wrote
Poorly. You could also cut a tree with a razor poorly.
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