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wise_quoter t1_j1z1awh wrote
Sometimes I wonder what I can achieve by trying something new. And sometimes I regret that I did not use my abilities enough
thisismeingradenine t1_j1z1key wrote
Like being a no-talent hack who takes credit for the inventions of other people. 🤷🏻♂️
Calbinan t1_j1z2fjh wrote
Yeah, I would be astounded, among the other things, if I found out I was capable of stooping to Edison’s level.
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RBHubbell58 t1_j1z6mnc wrote
Edison would have been astounded by what little effort it would have taken for him to have been decent to others.
RanCestor t1_j1zfdav wrote
If they let us do things we are capable of they would be amazed of us.
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MisterD90x t1_j1zkd08 wrote
Like theft
Sandpaper_Pants t1_j1zmegf wrote
Is there a source for where this quote came from? I don't feel Edison was much a purveyor of aspirational quotes. He was kind of a dick.
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MartyFreeze t1_j1zpjc6 wrote
"Bitch, gimme my money!" - Thomas Edison
theoneronin t1_j1zrtpu wrote
Capital capitals
HappyHighwayman t1_j1zsq45 wrote
Didn’t he steal other peoples inventions ?
Skegetchy t1_j1zuhdy wrote
Like electrocuting elephants
c0ltanheart t1_j1zuzv7 wrote
LMAO Thomas Edison was a plagiarizing thief. This is only a good inspirational poster if you're a grifter.
threyon t1_j1zw59q wrote
clutches Tesla’s patents “Mine…”
-Thomas Edison
PancakeProfessor t1_j1zx40b wrote
“This guy working for new invented something, so that means I invented it. Right?” -Also Thomas Edison, probably
Narrow_Lawfulness462 t1_j1zxh9t wrote
Ayo, tell your mum to bring down some bagel bites ya troglodyte baffoon.
MrCrash t1_j1zxs83 wrote
Weird take, friend.
Just out of curiosity can you find me one, single, example of a person in 2022 blaming Thomas Alva Edison for their life sucking?
Narrow_Lawfulness462 t1_j1zxvlc wrote
"Everyone that understands history knows I'm a Theft committing asswipe that fried an entire elephant to throw shade on a great man"
- Tommy 'Asswipe' Edison
Euphoric-Ask-9952 t1_j1zydbc wrote
Or even Jobs for that matter.
MrCrash t1_j1zylh2 wrote
"Haha, it was just a prank, bro!"
-Thomas Edison (when refusing to pay Nikola Tesla what he said he would for his work revising westinghouse's generator designs.)
BoulderCreature t1_j200bvf wrote
While also trying to actively ruin the careers of people he couldn’t steal inventions from
Bifructose t1_j201l1o wrote
Like publicly distributing a snuff film of an elephant being "euthanized"/semi-publicly executed?
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ThatTulip t1_j203fz0 wrote
That old thief
Moosecovite t1_j204mvk wrote
You're right Mr Edison, I CAN eat that 10 lb burrito!
truedoom t1_j206apy wrote
Probably stole the quote from someone else 😁
benhereford t1_j2078fm wrote
Lol this is pretty damn generic, anyone could've said this before Edison.
"We do stuff. It do be good." -Thomas Edison or whatever
BBQ_TED t1_j209trv wrote
Lol
Unusual-Regular3742 t1_j20a1p6 wrote
came to the comments hoping to see exactly this!
Deelaxation t1_j20aokf wrote
I hope you understand the downvotes are not proof of your opinion. Edison was a genuinely awful pos and a hack who stole from and/or slandered other better inventors. No one but con artists should look up to him.
Nivekian13 t1_j20arxe wrote
Who did Edison steal that quote from?
anonbene2 t1_j20bji2 wrote
Don't take advice from a guy that stole everything that made him famous.
warpedspoon t1_j20d27s wrote
my wife left me because of thomas edison
Thanksss123456789 t1_j20df5y wrote
Lol he is unquestionably one of the greatest innovators of all time, as is Jobs. You crying on the internet saying they were mean is not going to change that fact.
tenodiamonds t1_j20e378 wrote
Its kind of a fact of history that he did though. What's the hard on for Tom Edison all about?
bkdroid t1_j20gtvu wrote
Such an odd hill to die on.
nviousguy t1_j20gyly wrote
And by "kind of" you mean "absolute giant"
nviousguy t1_j20i7so wrote
That sonofabitch steals EVERYTHING!
synapsebondfire t1_j20jxha wrote
Yes. You’re correct. It not being a fact changes that fact.
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Bamcanadaktown t1_j20k6o3 wrote
He said while stealing someone else's credit
DarkPattern t1_j20kgq4 wrote
Saying that something is unquestionable in face of questions to that very thing is silly. Make a counter argument instead of just repeating the premise.
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WisconsinExPat t1_j20nwzf wrote
“What can we electrocute next?” - Thomas Edison
MilitantPacifist13 t1_j20o65l wrote
“I don’t care that they stole my idea. I care that they don’t have any of their own.”- Nikola Tesla
onlooker61 t1_j20ob3w wrote
I presume edison was talking about electrocuting an elephant when he said that. But he spelt "disgust" incorrectly
timesuck897 t1_j20omdd wrote
He electrocuted elephants.
DirkaDirkaMohmedAli t1_j20p5yk wrote
AC POWER BAD! AC POWER DANGER! BUY MY DC POWER!
Mrwright96 t1_j20q6p9 wrote
“Someone go see what Tesla is making!”
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Lameduck91 t1_j20qp66 wrote
Just a quick motivation quote from one of the most notorious intellectual property thieves of all time.
"If it doesn't work the first time just steal what does work from someone smarter"
- Thomas edison
icanith t1_j20qzaj wrote
Yea considering his thievery is well known and documented
Justarandom12bhere t1_j20rye1 wrote
fairly common knowledge Edison was a thief . Are they not still glorifying this criminal in the public school system?
Grigoran t1_j20rzmi wrote
Edison stole this quote and said he said it. Fuck Thomas Edison, all my homes hate Thomas Edison.
staciemosier t1_j20s5dw wrote
Edison < Tesla
qtquazar t1_j20s662 wrote
Posting inspirational quotes from Edison is like posting patriotic quotes from Goebbels.
swampfish t1_j20smg8 wrote
Not euthanised. Electrocuted to death.
TrashyLolita t1_j20t2jj wrote
He wasn't an innovator 💀💀💀🤣
YoungHeartOldSoul t1_j20vljt wrote
Actually, this quote is borderline satirical given who it's attributed to. I'm pretty sure accomplishing things he was technically capable of is not something Edison is known for specifically.
Areyoukiddingme2 t1_j20vrcf wrote
Edison was an Invention thief and, for the most part, just took credit for other peoples work! Thought you should know.....
cecil021 t1_j20x1t0 wrote
He was capable of stealing other people’s ideas and ruining careers in the process. And it was astounding how good he was at that.
YoungHeartOldSoul t1_j20x6yl wrote
Technically true, for sure.
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bobthenormal t1_j2107fs wrote
I think it's right on the nose. Ask any soldier about what war is like. Soldiers are constantly "astounded" with PTSD from seeing the horrendous shit humans are capable of.
Considering Edison's character, I assume this is the way he meant it.
a_lostsoul t1_j210iw3 wrote
My best friends mistress Kat said he is a fraud
Bifructose t1_j2114l1 wrote
I thought the sarcasm was implicit but I'll add quote marks for you.
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j212gx8 wrote
I feel like I should understand this joke, but I don't.
be_sugary t1_j212wsa wrote
Hmmm… wasn’t he accused of theft of ideas … etc?
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hnglmkrnglbrry t1_j214f92 wrote
zaps elephant with AC current
Richmoke t1_j214p25 wrote
Idk, prolly another elephant
YoungHeartOldSoul t1_j214v45 wrote
Oh.....yea that might make more sense.
Temporary-Type-1570 t1_j215bg1 wrote
💯 agree
NoButthole-MustPoop t1_j215dzl wrote
Tesla: Liar
IamZeebo t1_j216sh4 wrote
What the bullshit? Lmfao
Edison with the sticky fingers philosophy
Prodiuss t1_j2192ox wrote
I'll do that when I know what I'm capable of.
pogolaugh t1_j2194ku wrote
I gotta start stealing inventions I guess.
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snekks_inmaboot t1_j21bbzq wrote
I've just murdered 8 people, thanks for the inspiration!
/s
pmplrd69 t1_j21br10 wrote
Fuck Edison
TheTjalian t1_j21cb1z wrote
Makes me feel better for that one time I electrocuted an elephant to prove a point that wasn't correct at all
Prize_Huckleberry_79 t1_j21cfab wrote
I’m willing to be that not a single person here has read an actual book about Edison, and learned everything they know about him from some YouTube vid or Tesla fanboy page.
Kemyst t1_j21chsb wrote
Yeah like stealing others inventions as our own
dawson203 t1_j21hbdv wrote
He probably stole that quote lol
jameswoodruff89 t1_j21kvsn wrote
Strong words for someone who stole Nikola Teslas ideas.
foreignmacaroon6 t1_j21o71i wrote
My sides!
take an updoot
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j21ohz6 wrote
How do you know?
chessmasterjj t1_j21opcl wrote
Fun fact. Ben Franklin stole the kite and key trick from someone else as well.
DrownmeinIslay t1_j21qxd7 wrote
That's a good quote. I INVENTED THAT QUOTE. ME THOMAS EDISON!
PacificPragmatic t1_j21rf45 wrote
This is a genius interpretation.
I don't know if there's a subreddit for cautionary quotes, but if so, it should be shared there.
Unless someone is "motivated" to be a mass murderer or something.
ScyllaIsBea t1_j21swbh wrote
a quote from a man who took credit for the astounding things others did.
ds_arcanine t1_j21tpqu wrote
Did he REALLY say that? Or did he steal that too?
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PaintAcceptable7164 t1_j2240f3 wrote
Just before he electrocuted an elephant.
Talik1978 t1_j224q06 wrote
Says the notorious thief.
jackinsomniac t1_j2251am wrote
I know Edison gets a lot of (rightful) hate, but he was still an inventor thru-and-thru. People tend to forget that when they jump on the Edison hate-train.
For one, Edison, Tesla, Alexander Bell etc. were all born around the same time because it was peak industrial age, and everybody knew a bunch of wild inventions that had never existed before were now possible.
Edison created his first invention as a teenager, and met up with a businessman who promised to make it possible for him, and a lot of money. The businessman stole the patent for his invention & solely profited off it. Edison learned a lesson VERY early on: the business & legal side of being an inventor is very important.
That's where he got his early business-savvy from. A harsh lesson at his own expense. He vowed to never let it happen again. So when his other inventions started to take off, affording him the ability to create a massive inventors' shop, with a standing order to the library to automatically buy any new books on science or technology and add them to their shelves, it was with one caveat: Edison will own any invention you create with the resources in his shop.
He was still an inventor tho, those crazy stories about chasing the right filament for a lightbulb are true. On his wedding night, he didn't even go to bed to consummate the marriage; he returned to his shop instead. His own children would regularly need to take a plate of dinner to him in his shop because he was "too busy" to sit down at the table with them.
When Nikola Tesla had the tragedy with his shop, Edison carved out a whole corner of his shop for Tesla to exclusively work in... given he agreed to the same standards as all of Edison's other engineers, "he owns everything you create."
Sadly, Edison did start this trend in modern industry: no matter if you're an engineer or a programmer, your employer owns your work. But he was still an inventor. Still did it for the love. And the fact he only started his nasty policies AFTER being screwed over by others the same way, to me affords him at least a little sympathy.
13Damien13 t1_j225awt wrote
Yea like fucking over Nicola eh? Eddi boi?
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Kumoufu t1_j227b9l wrote
Edison was a dick. Should not be celebrated
spruceymoos t1_j229twe wrote
Fuck Thomas Edison.
Clemicus t1_j22ab4s wrote
“Quick, I need more propaganda against AC”
lucpet t1_j22o68x wrote
Hey come and work for me so I can claim your invention as my own.
I wouldn't cross the street to piss in that guys ear if his brain was on fire.
Are you sure this isn't an un motivational page?
john1108hr t1_j22oc2u wrote
BUY MY DC POWER!
LaughingPelican t1_j22oyg0 wrote
Coming from a guy who stole a bunch of shit from other people it's ironic as fuck
YourBigRosie t1_j22p1de wrote
I’m sure he was astounded with how much he took credit for and got away with
Feisty-Business-8311 t1_j22pcee wrote
Actual quote:
If I did the things Tesla is capable of, I would astound myself - Thomas Edison
BowlingKang7643 t1_j22u8xw wrote
Yes That's Right We Would Take Chances In Life Even If It Was To Hard We Will Still Try Our Best!
leviathynx t1_j22uwjs wrote
Just steal it. — Thomas Edison
Sundaver t1_j22x2qg wrote
Edison stole/bought this quote if it is even applicable
FeelsSadMan01 t1_j22xzvb wrote
Why do people still celebrate people like this
mtaylor808 t1_j230fqd wrote
Found Edison’s burner
Mrpjspencer t1_j230uzj wrote
I was about to say the same thing.
Mrpjspencer t1_j230x70 wrote
Set a course for Earth, Maximum Warp - GANDALF
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BigNorseWolf t1_j2351ta wrote
"You're going to do all the work for me and I'm going to claim all the money and credit" - Thomas Edison, to the army of geeks he employed
talentkills t1_j235pqo wrote
It's weird that Edison is always associated with the light bulb. Who is his PR person?
salle132 t1_j237mvn wrote
Thomas the THIEF.
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benadrylpill t1_j23cmha wrote
"If we stole the things we wouldn't be capable of creating ourselves and get away with it, we would astound everyone else."
Thomas "I'm a huge dick" Edison
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j23mf8u wrote
I'm sorry, did you know him?
benadrylpill t1_j23mk56 wrote
No, I read. You know, reading? Books? Ring any bells?
MrMaxiorwus t1_j23pb21 wrote
"Hippity, hoppity your patents are my property" - Thomas Edison
Sandpaper_Pants t1_j23uh66 wrote
Sorry. My intent wasn't to emphasize that Edison had unlikable characteristics. It was to point out that I'm seriously doubting that this quote is even his. I'd like a source.
Sandpaper_Pants t1_j23uubp wrote
Here is the best evidence that this is a quote of Edison.
https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/17923/did-thomas-edison-say-if-we-did-all-the-things-we-are-capable-of-we-would-lite
jameswoodruff89 t1_j24au2l wrote
Do some research, Edison was a real slimy dude.
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j24t9ju wrote
I have done research, and it appears that "revisionist history" is back at it again!
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j24td54 wrote
Interesting. You don't trust one book and yet trust another.
benadrylpill t1_j24to7h wrote
You're not a reader, are you?
Blue_Consulting OP t1_j25a3d2 wrote
I enjoy reading. Do you? Why do you resort to an insult instead of providing your references? You okay?
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jackinsomniac t1_j26km4u wrote
It's cool, this comment was more in general to everyone, not specifically aimed at you.
I know how it is, in school you get taught about how he's an awesome inventor, but nothing about the bad stuff he did. School focuses all on the lightbulb story, but never mentions the electrocuted elephant. So later in life when people learn about the horrible stuff Edison did, it's like they flip 100% to the opposite side. "It's ALL lies, he NEVER did anything of note! He's just a lying, cheating, stealer!"
But that 180 deg turn in attitude towards Edison isn't completely accurate either. That's all I want to remind people of. Yes, you weren't told the whole truth, but that doesn't invalidate the other facts of his story either. Dude didn't even go to bed with his wife on his wedding night, he HAD to go continue work in his shop instead. That's not something a greedy hedonist does, that's the sign of an overly dedicated man. He's no saint, but he isn't some greedy businessman either, who couldn't care less about inventions. He loved inventing.
jameswoodruff89 t1_j2dgzin wrote
There is really only one history, I suggest checking your sources.
umassmza t1_j1z0vz9 wrote
I think you will find a lot of hate for Edison on Reddit