Submitted by _Cautious_Memory t3_1011uyk in GetMotivated
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heysavnac t1_j2lnrk2 wrote
Beat me to it lol
indifferentcrayon t1_j2myf96 wrote
CheeeeEeeese! Didn’t we zip-tie you to a poll ?
2rfv t1_j2mfab6 wrote
For some reason it bugs the shit out of me that they only used one hole punch....
It seems like it would be easy to flip over. I'd love it if the other side said something like "Sometimes a journey of a thousand miles ends very, very badly"
Really_sticky_tape t1_j2nkk4y wrote
Why is it zipped tied to a pole?
WagerOfMinimum t1_j2nrmp8 wrote
That's my question
Happy80- t1_j2oe4d4 wrote
Can you please tell that person to put a stapler instead, it’s driving me bonkers
SixFigs_BigDigs t1_j2mt25x wrote
Or you could not care cause it doesn’t matter at all
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[deleted] t1_j2mw8nz wrote
Motivation on pure greatness
Xillioneur t1_j2o3e67 wrote
Cheesy
FinnishArmy t1_j2lo0u7 wrote
I am currently paying off $14k of credit card debt. This week I managed to make $1,300. Same thing will happen next week. And the next, until it's gone. I can do it. It's just $14k. Two jobs and it'll be fine.
Adventurous-Low9768 t1_j2mdbj1 wrote
Keep going!! I paid off $27k in 2020 and it feels sooo good to be done. Youve got this
Autumnlove92 t1_j2mxdj8 wrote
37k in debt here (20k of it was for a used car I just had to buy after someone totaled mine. I was doing decently before that shit show) Your 14k is nothing, keep at it!
Adr990 t1_j2mis1j wrote
That's great! What do you do to rack that up in a week, if I can ask? Take care of yourself too
FinnishArmy t1_j2n1ybt wrote
Had vacation pay plus Doordash. Then a few hours of doordash after the full time job each day will achieve the same.
[deleted] t1_j2mhyid wrote
Good luck but don’t burn yourself out with two jobs😁Make time for yourself and be sure to spend a littleee bit of that on your own enjoyment/pleasure. You got this!! People have walked away just fine from much much worse
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A_Muffin_Substantial t1_j2meo43 wrote
How the fuck do you rack up 14k of credit card debt?
ValyrianJedi t1_j2mrbsp wrote
By buying things on credit?
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Autumnlove92 t1_j2mxmis wrote
Sometimes it just takes 1 emergency. My car was totaled in November. I had exactly nothing extra after paying all my bills and whatnot (AND I work 2 jobs by default to get by) I had to put my down payment on a credit card because I absolutely can't go without a car (single, live by myself, no family, America where there's no public transportation) 1 emergency was all it took for me. I'm lucky in that I got the value of my old car back from my insurance (all whopping 7k of it) but then my cat got very sick and there's more shit that went on a credit card. 1 emergency for most Americans. It sucks
FinnishArmy t1_j2n1m9j wrote
Depression.
Khazahk t1_j2niwhl wrote
Wife and I just took out a personal loan for 10k to pay off a credit card which has gotten up to 11k. We understand finances and pay attention to it. But 2 kids demand a lot more attention and money. Paying twice my mortgage per month for daycare. $600/ week for 2 kids attending daycare 3 days a week. Spent $25k on daycare in 2022, dependent care FSA only let's you save $5,000 pre-tax. Meanwhile churches operate tax free in this country.
PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING t1_j2n3ssx wrote
Spending more than you make.
arunasgeimeriz t1_j2m5gps wrote
WAS THAT WRITTEN ON MELTED FUCKING CHEESE?
javierm27 t1_j2omfwl wrote
My immediate thought! We need answers@!@!
polywha t1_j2l8n6v wrote
I survived a toxic relationship and years later I found out what I went through was called the narcissist empath abuse cycle. I've met so many other empaths who've gone through the cycle and my experience and knowledge I gained from it has helped them understand what they went through also.
Sometimes you have to experience something truly understand it.
mrSemantix t1_j2m8zo7 wrote
Please elaborate further on the cycle.
[deleted] t1_j2llpzk wrote
I did and I do
DCL_JD t1_j2mxe8b wrote
> Sometimes you have to experience something truly understand it.
Isn’t the whole definition of an empath that you don’t have to experience something to understand it?
Amarastargazer t1_j2n7yrn wrote
Well, thank you for teaching me more about my first relationship today. Sorry you also went through that.
joyfall t1_j2oon3k wrote
Same here! It was absolutely the most soul crushing painful thing I ever experienced. It ruined my self confidence and didn't know if I could ever recover.
Now after extensive therapy and learning as much as I could about what happened, I'm able to help people in all the support groups that originally helped me.
wewillnotdie25 t1_j2p2szl wrote
I went through it too your not alone
pipboyover9000 t1_j2mlz75 wrote
Started as a deans list student only to slowly fail out due to mental illness before I could get my engineering degree. I fought it hard in the trenches for a couple of years, somehow found the strength to fight back.
Came back and am now a deans list student 3 semesters running, got my gpa back to a 3.0 and I graduate next December. I’m really ashamed of it but I’m also really proud of myself for not staying down after getting knocked in the head.
WayneConrad t1_j2n3011 wrote
People who succeed after getting knocked down have shown true grit. Well done!
LandeJunior t1_j2lzcuo wrote
Can I get my survival guide now, please?
onescoopwonder t1_j2oxogr wrote
Survival guide - written by life
- move forward
- learn
- adapt
- repeat
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k4b0odls t1_j2m0wz9 wrote
I suspect I'll end up the subject of a cautionary tale.
[deleted] t1_j2mb34a wrote
Shoutout to Ned
throwawaygen10 t1_j2mjlw4 wrote
Or look back and say “nothing changed”. “Shit got worse as I adulted”
Signed
Me
PutStuffInMyDickHole t1_j2m6iea wrote
I intend for my entire life story to serve as nothing more than to be a warning to others
gutsmanrarr t1_j2mfwt1 wrote
Or you won’t and your story will be told by others as a cautionary tale of what not to do
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mcoey wrote
If I survive, I will become humanity's endling.
[deleted] t1_j2mi5uw wrote
No, I will. I plan on starting an ecofascist, somewhat secular (I will be their God) cult. I think I may have enough charisma and know enough buzzwords to do so too
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mic2u wrote
You don't need charisma when you have aoe ad control and high dmg.
[deleted] t1_j2mikod wrote
I’m more of an Assassin’s Creed, Fallout, and Sims person will that work? I use cheats and mods in all 3 btw
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mz6ra wrote
Cheats and mods won't work on the end if the anthropocene. I recommend you go full 1e Pathfinder.
[deleted] t1_j2nwm6q wrote
That’s why I have my charisma. To fill in the blanks
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ob4fx wrote
Sure, if you're a Sorcerer or a Paladin, maybe.
[deleted] t1_j2ob97g wrote
Paladin Danse😍
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2odsne wrote
Inefficient! Maximum forth level spells and no Orisons, are you mad?
[deleted] t1_j2oede3 wrote
Tbf Paladin Danse was such a bitch, just caved when he found out he was a synth. But I just naturally have all the skill trees maxed out bc I’m just naturally that great so I’ll be fine and start the best cult ever.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ofu6g wrote
The best cult ever was already founded and consumed by their eldritch benefactor in 1967 and 1973, respectively.
[deleted] t1_j2ogb2r wrote
I’m no regular warlock. My cult will be like none other, no Jonestown shit either. They will worship me, and we shall be a fully self-sustainable society that follows my own ethical rules
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ogjsl wrote
Sounds delicious. Can I ask when your souls will be ripe?
[deleted] t1_j2oi1bq wrote
Join my cult and find out, brother👹
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2omve7 wrote
I don't join cults, I start and end them.
[deleted] t1_j2onl67 wrote
Start mine with me. I have largely benevolent ideals. You’d enjoy
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2oogkm wrote
I'd enjoy tossing you into the Angler's Abyss.
[deleted] t1_j2p7dmn wrote
No you wouldn’t. I’d enjoy cutting your throat, AC style.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2pxngw wrote
Which throat?
[deleted] t1_j2r3ky3 wrote
Be my throat goat🫶
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2rbhtx wrote
You couldn't break my skin, much less choose a throat with blood in it.
Lastmann t1_j2mamae wrote
Probably not
WeXaztor t1_j2mem3f wrote
Doubt it
TheGlave t1_j2mm1fo wrote
No, I dont think I will.
Cody86772601 t1_j2mnz2b wrote
No I won't
me047 t1_j2mo56l wrote
Does that motivate people? Honestly?
ARottenMuffin t1_j2moks9 wrote
I wish
SoupeGoate22 t1_j2muwnc wrote
*laughs in dead*
keylimerye t1_j2orxnx wrote
One day I will tell the story of the day I read a piece of cheese on a telephone pole.
OpenGalaxyUsername t1_j2r8krp wrote
Yeah that's true
CPiano21 t1_j2m5xbs wrote
Such wisdom couldn't have come at a better time. Thanks OP for sharing
nostalgeek81 t1_j2m63v4 wrote
Doubt it! I’m pretty sure I’ll go down fighting :)
SomeonesRealAccount t1_j2m8ygo wrote
Laughs in SheHulk
NateDogg3472 t1_j2mba9w wrote
Motivational Kraft cheese?!
milksockets t1_j2mbbi7 wrote
when I became paralyzed I was told shit like this. now I definitely understand it better
Breakfest-burrito t1_j2mcl5f wrote
But I til then you're dealing with shit
sailorjasm t1_j2mdnzs wrote
I can’t tell if this is cheese or not
MrDeviloh t1_j2modke wrote
Let's go with cheese
A_Muffin_Substantial t1_j2mekfw wrote
Or you won't get through it and you will die.
Somasizer t1_j2mifmg wrote
So no shit there I was, barbecue suace on my titties.......
999blob t1_j2miib9 wrote
Asian parents be like
jillvalenti3 t1_j2mkb5t wrote
r/WrittenOnCheese
dazedandcognisant t1_j2mnpf2 wrote
One day you will find a note written on a price of cheese, and then you will make a sandwich
smdx459 t1_j2mpkoe wrote
Ah yes how I made it out of the royal family
Homunculistic t1_j2mqcbl wrote
Perhaps even a Wasteland Survival Guide
Thatotherguy246 t1_j2mqrpv wrote
I mean, either that or it goes horribly wrong and the next person now knows what NOT to do.
Circle of life ig.
kimchi01 t1_j2mt0fj wrote
I already have a few times. And Im glad I was able to help them.
Tardvenu t1_j2mtazn wrote
But why?
4352114CN412 t1_j2mtfrp wrote
Bet
siler7 t1_j2mu3xq wrote
Or they'll ignore it because they're just as stupid as you were back then.
alexchrist t1_j2mu84x wrote
I was severely depressed. Then I did a whole buncha drugs (mostly a mixture of LSD and MDMA) one weekend, and after that I started getting better. It worked for me, but I also recognize that it definitely won't work for everyone else
LINDMATT t1_j2mu9h3 wrote
I’m the midst of this right now. Fired from my job in October. Huge interview tomorrow. LFG
[deleted] t1_j2mw3pr wrote
My story basically guarantees that there will not be a second one. If there is, they would've had full access to my playbook
Vazhox t1_j2mxjbs wrote
“There I was, pushing the payload by myself. It was almost time for dinner and the kids were on the verge of WWIII. My team was nowhere to be found, all wiped mere moments ago. I used the payload as a cover so the enemy team couldn’t poke at me from the distance. I smelled the left of lasagne on the brink of overcooking. I bursted from behind the payload and in an instant, hit Q ,NERF THIS’ I yell and pray for a miracle. The other team had grouped. Fools. I push the payload through their dead corpses and win for the team. I overcame with my wits and pants still in tact”. Someone’s future story
ElMoselYEE t1_j2mxn9s wrote
Except my kids won't listen to shit. They think they know better, rip up the survival guide, then have to redo their chores 3x because it turns out the steps they skipped were not just there because dad chose to make it more complex than it needs to be.
Dist__ t1_j2myv94 wrote
Or not
BagBeneficial8060 t1_j2myxib wrote
Yooo I've got like 9 different stories and currently working through 10 and 11 lol no more stories please
SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE t1_j2n0s5z wrote
Ok but why didn’t you just punch two holes in the paper and thread the zip tie through both so the paper lays flat
DrZaff t1_j2n13qq wrote
It’ll be a great guide for those who are looking to validate their preconceived notions on what strategies work and utterly useless for those who are locked into bad habits and perhaps need it most
sweetbaby_jaii t1_j2n5ucp wrote
Is that on a craft single?
sakia_699 t1_j2n8jgk wrote
True
sexelent t1_j2nan43 wrote
That is a very wise slice of cheese
onewhoknowsnone t1_j2nazne wrote
I broke my back 10 years ago, worked hard on recovery. Surfed 4 different countries since and still riding
fragglerockerpoo_22 t1_j2ncv32 wrote
I got through my suicide attempt because my IBS shat out all the pills.... So inspiring
ddkelkey t1_j2ncwtg wrote
CHEESE!
MuricanA321 t1_j2ne92i wrote
One day, someone will make a stupid meme for the internet, and the spelling and grammar will be correct.
PROOMA t1_j2ngptr wrote
There should be a subreddit for Laminated and then punched.
/r/LaminatedAndPunched
Pinoymmafighter1 t1_j2nl5ic wrote
Thanks alot Ned. Your survival guide was extremely useless.
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halfassninja t1_j2nnqit wrote
If someone can use this shit as a survival guide I’m gonna be real impressed…
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equalsolstice t1_j2not5p wrote
“That stick note looks like cheese haha. Oh.”
youknowiactafool t1_j2nq7sd wrote
Survival Guide: How I Overcame Late-Stage Capitalism.
Step 1. Stopped buying avocado toast.
Step 2. Created unions.
Step 3. Supported grassroots political campaigns.
LukewarmJortz t1_j2ntq6c wrote
I don't want to be someone else's learning experience or their reminder to remain humble, thanks.
ramzesich t1_j2nzpvc wrote
I’m from Zaporizhzhia, Ukraine, and I hope my survival guide won’t be needed when I tell the story.
Fuqasshole t1_j2o48ng wrote
Yes, how I overcame adversity and make every pizza a personal pizza
unblinddaredevil t1_j2o5odb wrote
Thats cheeze right?
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Albert_Lamba t1_j2o6f79 wrote
Don't waste money on midnight snack. Drink water or something until full.
Wake up early and take care of yourself. Even though it's boring and sickening. It will paid off some day.
Care for your surroundings, they'll take care of you.
Greet first don't be such an arrogant sob.
If you think you're smart, don't find less smart group just to brag something you thought they will appreciate on. Find smarter group to learn from them. If you're stuck on their arrogance and gaslighting. Find group that doesn't.
Just be helpful, don't interfere with other people's lives just To satisfy your ego or envy.
Pay attention to the little things, maybe it's big thing for them. You'll never know.
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rabb1thole t1_j2o8n97 wrote
Actually, nobody cares about your experience. Sad, but true.
atrout980 t1_j2o8zp6 wrote
This is the way
PaperSpartan42 t1_j2o96f0 wrote
If I even make it.
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wrewlf t1_j2ob7ig wrote
Viktor Frankl; that you buddy?
HITLER_RELTIH t1_j2ob8a3 wrote
Why does it look like processed packet cheese?
PM_ME_UR_RECIPEZ t1_j2oiful wrote
Brother I thought this was a slice of cheese
rancorog t1_j2oixxi wrote
Why cheese though?
supportcarpet t1_j2okttq wrote
Can someone suggest a book with this kind of survival-like story?
LazyShelter4824 t1_j2okua3 wrote
This is true but even that has been recorded and play with so when you go extinct keep in mind one being did all that should be a fast extinction
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Prussian701 t1_j2on8m9 wrote
My #1 Rule: If you meet someone on the street and they ask for a ride or money, just make sure you don't give them your phone number if you do decide to help them.
Calibeaches2 t1_j2opg5n wrote
Thank you. I keep wondering how in the world my life became so unhappy and all my horrible luck, loneliness, and depression, last night I just sat there at the dining room table trying to figure out what purpose does any of this have?
DashaTankovich t1_j2ovie4 wrote
Thank you for your wisdom cheese slice
Littlekeish- t1_j2oxmez wrote
This is so cheezy
moham225 t1_j2oz06b wrote
Damn I'm in the beginning of a huge challenge
Daddydanks t1_j2ozuc1 wrote
Is that a Kraft Single?
scottiep811 t1_j2p0tg8 wrote
Thank you, pole cheese
DreamyGenie t1_j2p1kks wrote
This is facts
jerzd00d t1_j2p2t3u wrote
So someone watched the most recent episode of Yellowstone, then wrote what Dutton said on a piece of cheese?
Every_Program381 t1_j2pa7xq wrote
I sure hope not.
Upbeat_Coy t1_j2po5z2 wrote
I hope not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ardudes t1_j2pue8c wrote
Why does it look like it was written on a packet of cheese?
raquellesherwood t1_j2up35r wrote
I needed this before I start a workout
AstroRiker t1_j2ml2p6 wrote
Why litter like this?
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suggestiveinnuendo t1_j2m69iy wrote
You could play it like that, but putting ethical considerations aside for a moment, even from a purely selfish perspective it would probably result in a lot of missed opportunities and who knows how many simple misunderstandings left unfixed.
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heavydisme t1_j2mdap0 wrote
My brother did that.
I forgive and actually respect him for it. I understand why he went that route.
He did leave two children and two extremely grieving parents behind, who I still catch randomly sobbing for him even 10 years later.
Ultimately it’s your call, and while the grief of the living shouldn’t be a hugely motivating factor, at least maybe consider writing your survived by’s personal letters of goodbye and explanation. It’ll mean so much to them.
Take care.
mclearen1987 t1_j2lcffb wrote
Thats the most motivational kraft single ive ever seen