Submitted by Risperdali t3_126iu7t in Jokes
peter_the_martian t1_je9fzti wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
That was a close one!
azlan194 t1_je9kub0 wrote
Yeah, do you know how expensive a new fridge is.
Stogie-Smoker t1_jea7e0o wrote
Cheaper than a girlfriend
Scaliad t1_jeab7bc wrote
Win-win for this guy then...
zoomzoomboomdoom t1_jeba05o wrote
Yeah, but the abandonment can be a real headache.
My girlfriend has creative issues.
If she posts on Reddit, she’s always saying: “I’m gonna leave this right here,” cuz she can’t think of anything more creative to say.
So her creative issue creates an abandonment issue.
thechampaignlife t1_je9nl5j wrote
She was always frigid
rascible t1_jecah0w wrote
She likes Barbie and Ken more..
thechampaignlife t1_jecns49 wrote
GE, Amana May Tag his Kitchen Aid, Barbie, but don't be surprised if her interest is Sub-Zero.
jsharpminor t1_jeabeig wrote
More expensive than the costume jewelry engagement ring I gave her, that's all I know
Wendals87 t1_jedl5cj wrote
oh fancy! I got mine in a box of corn flakes. It was for kids but that is really just a recommendation
Donohou t1_jeeqz73 wrote
She was childish, so it was fitting.
JayAlexanderBee t1_jedxxc5 wrote
My ex wife went back to Poland and sold the ring.
depressedbee t1_jeaxktk wrote
Look at mr. money here talking about things new meanwhile I'm here looking to get burried in a second hand coffin.
eroica1804 t1_jebsaf7 wrote
I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge! That's 400 dollars.
Deadchimp234 t1_jeasuio wrote
I'm assuming stainless will do.
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