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azlan194 t1_je9kub0 wrote

Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Yeah, do you know how expensive a new fridge is.

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Stogie-Smoker t1_jea7e0o wrote

Cheaper than a girlfriend

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zoomzoomboomdoom t1_jeba05o wrote

Yeah, but the abandonment can be a real headache.

My girlfriend has creative issues.

If she posts on Reddit, she’s always saying: “I’m gonna leave this right here,” cuz she can’t think of anything more creative to say.

So her creative issue creates an abandonment issue.

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jsharpminor t1_jeabeig wrote

More expensive than the costume jewelry engagement ring I gave her, that's all I know

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Wendals87 t1_jedl5cj wrote

oh fancy! I got mine in a box of corn flakes. It was for kids but that is really just a recommendation

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Donohou t1_jeeqz73 wrote

She was childish, so it was fitting.

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depressedbee t1_jeaxktk wrote

Look at mr. money here talking about things new meanwhile I'm here looking to get burried in a second hand coffin.

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Wendals87 t1_jedl6rn wrote

even in death you can't afford to not have a roommate

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eroica1804 t1_jebsaf7 wrote

I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge! That's 400 dollars.

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