Good mourning.
Edit: Thanks for all the contribution with more and even better gags. Loving it a lot!
Comments
wufiavelli t1_je9lbsr wrote
Just can't get enough of that mourning wood
No_MoreNails t1_je9mmsd wrote
There is a zombie porn film involving a randy mortuary attendant called "Porn of the dead" and a vampire one called "From dusk 'til porn"
CronkleDonker t1_je9mozk wrote
Stop, he's already fucking dead!
Bentup85 t1_je9ngpj wrote
It came from the grave
klogs1974 t1_je9oaew wrote
Stiffed
Stock_Development_95 t1_je9rxcw wrote
Mourning Wood
regrettablyold t1_je9s9i2 wrote
Coffin boffin?
Suitable-Emergency-1 t1_je9tk52 wrote
Night of the Fucking Dead
Sfumatographer t1_jea00rz wrote
Very Deep Throat
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jea2enc wrote
Blue Peter..
GodzeallA t1_jea4fit wrote
Cold dead hard
die298 t1_jea84o7 wrote
Bone raiser
Fun_Entrance_8643 t1_jeaaie0 wrote
Cold Bone
PiranhaPotato t1_jeac8z1 wrote
Boning....
MolassesHot2275 t1_jeaex9z wrote
Some like it cold
Fitter419 t1_jeag83j wrote
Stiff stuffers
wolfey972 t1_jeagcuz wrote
Zombie cheerleaders raising the dead
AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_jeagzkb wrote
Dead and Bread
human_peeler t1_jeakqwe wrote
Wakin' with a stiffy
Kittie42Kat t1_jealtsc wrote
Living Dead Girl
PrestigiousCar5812 t1_jeamcok wrote
Dead rising
ravenousravers t1_jeamexu wrote
deadwood
Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamqh6 wrote
[deleted] t1_jeamrla wrote
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Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamtzd wrote
Weekend in Bernie
talkingtongues t1_jeamusb wrote
Dead beat.
ShamusMcfly69 t1_jeanqh8 wrote
Womb Raider
theservman t1_jeapeyq wrote
Cumming and Going.
Works for watersports too...
[deleted] t1_jeaps9m wrote
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wastingcalories t1_jeapy8u wrote
Can’t find the crypt
Zorothegallade t1_jeaqcax wrote
Just another nail in the coffin
some-girl23 t1_jear0nf wrote
Fucked to death!
oilfeather t1_jear899 wrote
Love Never Dies.
what_tfuck t1_jearna7 wrote
Dead pool?
__negrodamus___ t1_jeat445 wrote
Star Whores: The Phantom's Anus
Paladin936 t1_jeatk8l wrote
Dead spread
KingBooRadley t1_jeaubt3 wrote
I used to think I was into masochism, necrophilia and bestiality.
Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 t1_jeaw2sb wrote
Over My Dead Body
styled_january_bikes t1_jeawvqa wrote
Dead boring
Nouser1108 t1_jeaww6l wrote
6 feet deepthroat
Distinct_Dark_9626 t1_jeayg6o wrote
Much better than OPs! We’ll done
Coinsworthy t1_jeayt20 wrote
Two cremations One urn.
frankie109 t1_jeazlvc wrote
Here cum the dead
gilfromisrael t1_jeb0a67 wrote
Tomb riders
jkpirat t1_jeb0kms wrote
Dead Head
Suspicious-Owl-3737 t1_jeb0way wrote
Necromantic ( copyright issues )
Salnj t1_jeb3r3h wrote
Died Hard
Salnj t1_jeb46st wrote
Dead but still moist.
IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_jeb4dy1 wrote
Exhamster
AccordionORama t1_jeb4yuv wrote
The Spy Who Came Into the Cold
LivingLargeinAB t1_jeb57bg wrote
Dead Man Cocking
Dear-Original-675 t1_jeb5t7h wrote
Cum and Go
sunshaanebehr t1_jeb6ane wrote
Embalming a bombshell
GruffisGamingw t1_jeb6c04 wrote
Please don’t promote it
FredDagg001 t1_jeb8doy wrote
Crack open a cold one.
Malcolmpargin t1_jeb8jcc wrote
Cold Snatch.
boingti t1_jeb9eke wrote
Dead Hard.
Keffpie t1_jebb1cw wrote
Working Stiff.
dje1964 t1_jebb8m5 wrote
The theme song would be "Code Blue" by TSOL
Crime35 t1_jebe7qi wrote
Return of the Dead Fuck!!! 😂😂😂
Umpteenth_zebra t1_jebe82f wrote
I see someone else plays Terraria.
KFCfan05 OP t1_jebe9es wrote
Great response, lolled hard
Waitsfornoone t1_jebekgo wrote
Or just fucking some scrambled eggs.
WhoEatsBats t1_jebfto4 wrote
Harry Cooter and the half-dead prince
[deleted] t1_jebgklw wrote
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urmomaisjabbathehutt t1_jebhxdb wrote
stiff and stiffer
Harmful_Sadness t1_jebijwt wrote
beat me to it
hairybogwoppit t1_jebk0bx wrote
Cold turkey.
3KnuckCoach t1_jebngqw wrote
Dead and loving it!
DKM_Eby t1_jebntzi wrote
Dead ass
Bearloom t1_jebpqez wrote
Splitting a Cold One With the Boys
tealandyellow t1_jebqu6c wrote
Morgy
thegoodtimelord t1_jebs0d2 wrote
Dead End, crack a stiffy…
a_different_pov_85 t1_jebuel6 wrote
Dead Beadroom
Ok_Caregiver_9585 t1_jebusd3 wrote
Dead fish
Many_Acanthaceae2027 t1_jebuyir wrote
Take a nap bout to fap
RaveSpectral t1_jebv2qh wrote
Dead on Arrival
NRCharman t1_jebwogf wrote
The Little Death.
davva2004 t1_jeby5rn wrote
Necrophilia is dead boring.
[deleted] t1_jec0586 wrote
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toasty_o t1_jec0q2m wrote
Dead on Arrival
Ok-Woodpecker-3188 t1_jec0zdg wrote
Night of fucking the dead
drsybian t1_jec2eo9 wrote
Mummy Knows Best
[deleted] t1_jec2og3 wrote
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Cold_Table8497 t1_jec8hbl wrote
Dead bedroom.
Mediocre_Metal_7174 t1_jec8ojr wrote
Twilight?
Pachie_ t1_jecdkak wrote
Deadkake
Willing-Struggle-140 t1_jecds2z wrote
Dead wrong.
grimdog73 t1_jecem9f wrote
Dead Pokers Society
Glacierwolf55 t1_jech8pt wrote
I See Dead People
AccordionORama t1_jecjdui wrote
Lucky Stiff
crayzeejew t1_jeck5gg wrote
She Cant Say No... Anymore
AllBeit4us t1_jeck8bj wrote
Dead and Loving It
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckmns wrote
Death Becums Her
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckqm9 wrote
Working Stiffs Working Stiff
TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckvog wrote
Underappreciated.
Diplopicseer t1_jecl4rm wrote
Dead sexy
Gamecube76 t1_jeclndd wrote
What even is that?
The_Undermind t1_jecltzn wrote
Are you Fucking dead ass?
sevvert t1_jecoynn wrote
Dead Man Standing
jj_moh t1_jecq87o wrote
Underrated
Upper_Initial7918 t1_jecqz89 wrote
The humping dead.
picklenova123 t1_jecr7tu wrote
The gawking dead
mildheadwound t1_jecrfrx wrote
My step sister’s breath smells really bad.
mpm19958 t1_jecrh1s wrote
Dirty sex.
mpm19958 t1_jecrirx wrote
Marquar234 t1_jectk4u wrote
He didn't include pedophilia.
Jefflehem t1_jecxfsd wrote
Code Blue. Though I would imagine it's been done to death.
Psyklops-I t1_jeczewk wrote
Damn you beat me to this one
BabyLiam t1_jeczgvh wrote
Bones and boners
m1ss1ngxn0 t1_jeczpz4 wrote
Cracking open a cold one
The sequel: Cracking open a cold one.... with the boys
Smooth_Watercress110 t1_jed3g21 wrote
Mourning Glory!
TZ79 t1_jed4s6h wrote
The Big Stiffy
Raygrrr t1_jed5fn2 wrote
Deady does Dallas.
mdbryan84 t1_jed6tuk wrote
Deadwood
JunZi1618 t1_jed8blr wrote
Corpse bride
Butcherman45 t1_jed8lom wrote
Honey I Blew Everybody.
_azizus_ t1_jed8xun wrote
6ft Deep Throat
allnightdisco t1_jed98hf wrote
Porn of the Dead
Puckgroth t1_jed9tjc wrote
Necorn
cisforcoffee t1_jedcqmo wrote
It came IN the grave.
Spiritual-Water-498 t1_jedfksn wrote
Mourning glory
reikutohno t1_jedgs9y wrote
Come in Pieces
yearsofthoughts t1_jedh4k8 wrote
I didn’t see this was on r/jokes and was mildly alarmed.
DragonGold121 t1_jedhe3b wrote
Courting death
SolitarySoul2021 t1_jedhnaw wrote
Buffay the vampire layer. Dr. Acula and nights
Mayinator t1_jedn0s5 wrote
Are you dead serious?
Crawford8 t1_jedoqpa wrote
The wanking dead
lincruste t1_jedori2 wrote
Night of the ass eaters
drod2070 t1_jedp9ec wrote
Honey, I screwed a corpse
Pythnator t1_jedpsx9 wrote
Wanted Dead or Dead
Aceticon t1_jedqbny wrote
Sexy Gravediggers
KidenStormsoarer t1_jedqdnz wrote
Mourning Wood
LowRentSinatra t1_jedtyup wrote
Not sure. I tried to bang this dead chick once, but she gave me the cold shoulder.
EvenDranky t1_jedwue2 wrote
I used to be into necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me
EvenDranky t1_jedwvj4 wrote
Dead hookers
ByeByeGuyGuy t1_jedx95m wrote
Dead Sexy
BraveCup6403 t1_jedzrwr wrote
A day in the life of Sharon Osbourne
Sharkegy t1_jee0eko wrote
I'd watch that
limeyNinja t1_jee2vtc wrote
Dead Porn-Stars Society
The Wanking Dead
Deadwood
Fucking from Dusk till Dawn
Who we do in the Shadows
TomLechevre t1_jee3ad3 wrote
Open a cold one's crack?
Hefty-Abies-4090 t1_jee5rom wrote
necrophilia porn video
bdrock78 t1_jef3lqh wrote
The cocking dead
Yesidied t1_je9l2c9 wrote
Dead fuck!
Can’t take credit —Friday the 13th pt4