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Chadox21 t1_j1jhyg6 wrote

Husband: get with the times..‟Blend in” as they say..

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MagicNipple t1_j1kcg2f wrote

Suppose she's never tried the toasttea.

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TooShiftyForYou t1_j1kgph7 wrote

One Christmas Eve after a bit too much egg nog, my father put Snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie.

I really miss Snowballs, he was a good cat.

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LangyMD t1_j1krsup wrote

I don't usually laugh at the jokes on r/jokes. Today I did, and I thank you.

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Hanging-Tree t1_j1kujy3 wrote

Read this once my partners like "what?"

Read it again and I was sipping my coffee and we both lost it. 😂😂😂

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YoureAn8 t1_j1l0yat wrote

True story, my husband had surgery and couldn’t chew food so he blended toast, peanut butter, jam and milk. It was so good, 5 years later and he still makes toast smoothies

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howdidlgethere t1_j1l1o5y wrote

Oh shit. That’s the first time I’ve actually broke out laughing in a good amount of time. I needed that this Christmas Eve. Thank you.

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vindazl t1_j1ldcz9 wrote

thx i really needed that

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JimmyJazz1971 t1_j1lhl1d wrote

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on its face!

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CCCPRoniC t1_j1lj06l wrote

Liquid bread, what’s the problem?

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Fishflakes24 t1_j1locy9 wrote

Real question if you just put butter, toast and some cheese would this work? Maybe not enough moisture so could add baked beans i guess.

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MasonInk t1_j1lptbt wrote

My wife called me a pervert last night.

I was that shocked I almost spat out her piss.

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geeered t1_j1lqqpx wrote

Dominoes meator pizza soup; it was for a bet, but so worth it!

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BarakaTMagnus t1_j1n1mwb wrote

If you’re looking to recreate this recipe it’s super simple! Comes with lots of additional options of your choosing.

Recipe:

1 Slice of Toast

1/4 cup of milk or vanilla ice cream

(Optional)

1 Tablespoon of Peanut Butter

1 Tablespoon of Butter (Unsalted or Salted)

1 Tablespoon of Jam (Your favorite flavor)

1/2 cup of fresh fruit of your choosing, (recommend banana and peanut butter pairing)

1 Teaspoon of Chia Seeds

Feeling adventurous? Try: 1/3 cup of gravy, 1/4 can of cranberry sauce, 1/2 cup of turkey

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D_Winds t1_j1n3rry wrote

We can't ALL have healthy teeth, Sharon!

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a6globalbusiness t1_j1of1u8 wrote

Laughter is the best medicine. so please keep on cracking. season-based joke.

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