Submitted by MEforgotUSERNAME t3_zuj010 in Jokes
Me: sipping toast "why?"
Submitted by MEforgotUSERNAME t3_zuj010 in Jokes
Me: sipping toast "why?"
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Husband: get with the times..‟Blend in” as they say..
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Is it the Super Bass-0-Matic?
Have you tried blending some smoked salmon with your toast?
Toast juice!!!
Will it blend?
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Yes sir, it will
Yes that's what I told my wife!
Suppose she's never tried the toasttea.
I'm smoking a salmon.
Well put it out!
One Christmas Eve after a bit too much egg nog, my father put Snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie.
I really miss Snowballs, he was a good cat.
It uses the whole bass!!
Toaster?? I thought you said Oster…
Bass o matic. SNL season 1 or 2 with Dan Ackroyd.
Mmmmm. That’s some good bass.
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I don't usually laugh at the jokes on r/jokes. Today I did, and I thank you.
Will it blend?
I just watched it. It’s so delicious.
Read this once my partners like "what?"
Read it again and I was sipping my coffee and we both lost it. 😂😂😂
True story, my husband had surgery and couldn’t chew food so he blended toast, peanut butter, jam and milk. It was so good, 5 years later and he still makes toast smoothies
Oh shit. That’s the first time I’ve actually broke out laughing in a good amount of time. I needed that this Christmas Eve. Thank you.
This has me all mixed up....
I'd like to propose a toast.
Took me a moment
thx i really needed that
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on its face!
Damn you, you got me. I know the punchline, but it still hits me in the feels every time
Liquid bread, what’s the problem?
So Kronni.
Real question if you just put butter, toast and some cheese would this work? Maybe not enough moisture so could add baked beans i guess.
Others call it beer
My wife called me a pervert last night.
I was that shocked I almost spat out her piss.
Dominoes meator pizza soup; it was for a bet, but so worth it!
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Add some Bovril to the Toast in the blender for a ‘salty hit’ 😂
Pairs a toast smoothie with a salmon cigar
Old post from tumblr
Good old Powdered Toast Man!
bloop
Kronii moment
Whenever someone calls something a something-o-matic, I always add 76 to the end.
If you blend toast you'd get a powder.
If you’re looking to recreate this recipe it’s super simple! Comes with lots of additional options of your choosing.
Recipe:
1 Slice of Toast
1/4 cup of milk or vanilla ice cream
(Optional)
1 Tablespoon of Peanut Butter
1 Tablespoon of Butter (Unsalted or Salted)
1 Tablespoon of Jam (Your favorite flavor)
1/2 cup of fresh fruit of your choosing, (recommend banana and peanut butter pairing)
1 Teaspoon of Chia Seeds
Feeling adventurous? Try: 1/3 cup of gravy, 1/4 can of cranberry sauce, 1/2 cup of turkey
We can't ALL have healthy teeth, Sharon!
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Laughter is the best medicine. so please keep on cracking. season-based joke.
I exhaled through… my mouth?
I'm using marijuana to smoke my salmon.
If you're in Germany, you're turning that salmon into a shark.
I'm using my salmon to smoke marijuana.
God I hope this isn't my top comment of the year. Smh
FloydsForked t1_j1jh14v wrote
This toast juice is delicious.