They pull over, and realize the badger is still breathing but it's injured and freezing cold. The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up while we drive home." The wife replies "But it's all wet, and it smells disgusting!"

The husband says "Plug his fucking nose then!"

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MarioManX1983 t1_ja9mija wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:21 PM

And the wife badgered him the whole rest of the way home.

Holden_place t1_ja9nux3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:29 PM

His honey badgered him?

bizguyforfun t1_jaauerq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:27 AM

Thank you...I needed that laugh!

Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaui45 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:28 AM

You're very welcome! :)

NDodma01 t1_jaa03kz wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:50 PM

Sounds more like beaver

pat700 t1_jaanm9u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:37 AM

This sounds just like that episode of Leave it to Beaver

Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaob53 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Lol, yeah the one where Beaver Cleaver's mom's pussy is rank and it offends a gimped out badger.

Constant_Ad_2775 t1_jabmh54 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:47 AM

Reminds me of the man that wanted to keep a goat in the bedroom. His wife was horrified, “what about the smell” she exclaimed. Her husband calmly replied, “he’ll get used to it. I did.”

[deleted] t1_jaal3f6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:18 AM

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TimeOk8571 t1_jaax1fd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:47 AM

But he’ll fight with the beaver.

BeenThere11 t1_jabl52d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:30 AM

The badger ran after just a minute between the legs

humorRus t1_jad5780 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

and the badger says please fart to cover the smell