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Real LPT - Don't try to hide shit from your wife?

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No thanks. I will stick to my chocolate milk.

LPT: Feeling the need to hide your alcohol intake from your significant other? Either you need help, or they're being too controlling. In either case: seek help. Covering up a problem only lets it get worse.

Choco milk solves all

Choco milk hides the depression, but it does not get rid of it. Source: my fridge full of choco milk.

Haha depression. Im full of brandy and chocolate. Life is good. I guess im just one of those glass half full type of guys.

Stop intaking brandy and see how good you are afterwards. THAT is the test.

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When im not intaking brandy i feel normal. I also like normal. But sometimes i like to partynin my kitchen with brandy and chocolate milk.

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Created the name in the early 2000's. Pretty proud of it.

The best way to not seem like an alcoholic is to... Wait for it... Not be an alcoholic.

If you can't control your drinking and feel the need to conceal it, you are addicted. Hiding an addiction is not a LPT.

Alcohol addiction and sugary drinks is a good recipe to give you high cholesterol, BP and possible cardiovascular issues.

Pro tip: cover your unhealthy thing with a different unhealthy thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

pffftt! Thats quaey. The fun of not seeming to be an alcoholic is still being an alcoholic.

"Choco milk is good for the soul as well as the bones."

-j. Chroist

Hopefully, your wife will find a man that values her more than he values being an alcoholic.

The real LPT is admit to yourself you've got a problem with alcohol and do something to get sober. You'll give yourself the best chance at being your best self and no need to lie.

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