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frequenttimetraveler t1_j6x5bdf wrote

Oh well, now every employee can talk like a manager

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ThunderySleep t1_j6yhxqd wrote

Got to be honest, the biggest thing I'm not looking forward to is every vapid person with a bogus job being able to write as though they're an intelligent important person. Like how Grammarly allowed dumb people to hide the fact that they can barely read and write.

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frequenttimetraveler t1_j6ykioh wrote

I'm looking forward to finding out that peopel who write nice letters and look good on cam are just as dumb as the minions they manage.

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visarga t1_j6z9nie wrote

No, you got it worng. Today you want to sprnikle a few mistakes to signal your authenticity. It's the new cool style. Only chatGPT and copyrighting professionals have perfect grammar.

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ooonurse t1_j71mt0q wrote

In fairness, every single time I've seen someone use grammarly they were extremely intelligent people with English as their second or third language. I also know one person who uses it because of dyslexia, which has nothing to do with intelligence. Be careful about shaming people for using software commonly used for accessibility.

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ThunderySleep t1_j72xf6o wrote

Why? I don't care about your friend's feelings.

This comment was a fine addition to the discussion until you thought you could tell me what to do.

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cunth t1_j71nxsu wrote

Ability to execute will become even more important when competence is normalized.

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new_name_who_dis_ t1_j6x95yq wrote

What do you mean by that?

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IWantAGrapeInMyMouth t1_j6xfc23 wrote

Hope this finds you well,

Machine learning can facilitate the use of managerial buzzwords by enabling natural language processing algorithms to identify and categorize key phrases and terminology commonly used in management and corporate settings. This can facilitate the generation of buzzword-rich language in real-time, empowering individuals to communicate more effectively and authentically within a business context. Additionally, machine learning can also be leveraged to analyze large datasets, identifying emerging buzzwords and trends in management speak, thus allowing individuals to stay ahead of the curve and stay relevant in the constantly evolving corporate landscape.

Best,

[YOUR NAME]

(I'd say it's pretty much got it nailed)

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venustrapsflies t1_j6xfj4u wrote

And yet I didn't read the word "synergistic" once. Guess AI just isn't there yet.

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IWantAGrapeInMyMouth t1_j6xftqf wrote

we'll have to circle back and see where it's at in Q3

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Terkala t1_j6xlatc wrote

Has anyone ever actually circled back later when they said this? I remember it being a meme for "I'm going to ignore you now".

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time_flask t1_j6ymeqz wrote

Technically yes. When something breaks and you recall that meeting where we said we'd pick it up but just didn't

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JQuilty t1_j6z6l0e wrote

Why must we wait for Q3? Our dynamic process allows us to skate the puck in real time.

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the320x200 t1_j6zv69g wrote

We're blocked due to key stakeholders needing to get alignment on deliverables. Let's schedule a deep-dive.

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smt1 t1_j6z14sq wrote

lots of words, low information density per sentence

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blacksnowboader t1_j70nk58 wrote

I am bad at corporate speak, and I often say the wrong thing. So now I use chatgpt to write mildly passive aggressive emails and politically correct chat messages.

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comfytoday t1_j71avhz wrote

care to share a sample?

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blacksnowboader t1_j724p27 wrote

Hey ChatGPT can you phrase this [sentence] to be politically correct?

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comfytoday t1_j745ig2 wrote

I was hoping for a sample of your mildly passive aggressive emails.

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mycall t1_j70ntto wrote

If it helps educate people who talk fart, its golden.

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