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Tuckaho-Joe t1_je9vabe wrote
La whose sa her
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Sixgunleo t1_je9vj3g wrote
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greatunknownpub t1_je9xe7e wrote
New England clam chowder. Is that the red or the white?
Spibbity t1_je9ylnd wrote
Rob has been the cool uncle of the band for so long that I was shocked to recognize him looking so young here. Love that one of my favorite bands got a helping hand from one of my favorite actors.
NerdRageDawg t1_jea0eog wrote
"I can never remember that ... the white?"
Specific-Turnover-75 t1_jea0xwo wrote
Jim Carey is a metal head.
up_down_underwater t1_jea3xkz wrote
Chris (singer) is about the nicest person you can ever meet. And he is a legend.
Sid15666 t1_jea4vwt wrote
At first glance I thought that was a young Weird Al!
RokyPolka t1_jea52wg wrote
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metallaholic t1_jea9d9k wrote
Chris Barnes when he still bathed.
bolting_volts t1_jea9idp wrote
Ace is on the right.
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dexbasedpaladin t1_jeackyk wrote
That's Chris Barnes? Damn.
needagottagettem t1_jeaj9eg wrote
💪yessssssssssssssss
kyarew t1_jeajyrb wrote
If you've never heard of Cannibal Corpse, they've put out timeless classics such as:
I Cum Blood
Fucked with a Knife
Stripped, Raped and Strangled
and my personal favourite -- Meat Hook Sodomy.
kyarew t1_jeak1ub wrote
And put out good music.
CookieAccurate6200 t1_jeam0ad wrote
Anyone remember the extended version where he gets into a fight in the pit and takes out his contact lens to try to stab people like it’s a broken bottle? I cant be the only who who remembers seeing this
Edit: so it’s not in the pit it’s when he goes to Finkle’s hometown bar and some bikers wanna beat his ass for bringing up Ray Finkle lol
OlFlirtyBastard t1_jeam0hw wrote
Mind if I ass you a question?
secretscepter t1_jean08x wrote
Rob Barrett - guitar
secretscepter t1_jean2ui wrote
Rob Barrett - guitar
metallaholic t1_jearc0d wrote
I know who it is. Just thinking of the era :D
CaptRackham t1_jeari7o wrote
I cum blood was the basis for the Dethclok song “I ejaculate fire”
MisterScary_98 t1_jeayhv5 wrote
Re-he-he-he-he-he-eaaaaaally
MouthJob t1_jeb1i45 wrote
And Corpsegrinder was the model for Nathan Explosion.
DemonKingPunk t1_jeb4tdb wrote
Kinda hot in these Rhinos
TampaTrey t1_jeb54w6 wrote
Alllllllllllrighty then
TampaTrey t1_jeb55d6 wrote
Alllllllllllrighty then
supreme_lime_juice t1_jeb625c wrote
And-a you must be the monopoly guy!
mikebah t1_jeb6ffj wrote
Yummehhhrrr
mikebah t1_jeb6hxp wrote
Where do you get this?
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HisuianZoroark t1_jeban3u wrote
I remember stumbling upon that on youtube and laughing at it, there's a bunch of extra scenes to this movie if you know where to look
squatchsax t1_jebb5b7 wrote
That's doable.
Apprehensive-Cow6194 t1_jebbi6s wrote
I do enjoy murderous rampage
higgslhcboson t1_jebc42u wrote
Cannibal Corpse and Ace Ventura… when they were 7. Man this picture makes me feel old.
NickNash1985 t1_jebe08b wrote
I love how he does this dance to humorously highlight the fish-out-of-water aspect of the ever-flamboyant Ace Ventura appearing amidst a crowd of death metal fans.
This all blows up however, when considering that gentleman in the back.
[deleted] t1_jebfiwu wrote
“We’re going to open this pit up, pussies! This next one is called… B-E-A-URIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!”
DougieSenpai t1_jebnr99 wrote
Wow they just sound lovely lol
MAHHockey t1_jeboxpx wrote
*Approaches headbanging guy*
"Excuse me, is Greg here?..."
*continues headbanging*
"Thankyou!..."
CookieAccurate6200 t1_jebrdbf wrote
My guess would start with YouTube
robertluke t1_jebrdlq wrote
Jesus, they both look like they’re 12.
slick514 t1_jebrs4x wrote
Weird thing to name your kid…
DjangoCornbread t1_jebrs7f wrote
i went to a festival they were at and of every live act i’ve ever seen, nothing will beat Corpsegrinder getting up on stage and going
#FUUUUUUUUCKED ##WITH ###A #KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
slick514 t1_jebrxwa wrote
“DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?”
kryotheory t1_jebusf0 wrote
Honestly despite their lyrical themes, Cannibal Corpse really are lovely lol. Corpsegrinder has a hobby of playing crane games in every town they stop in and donating all the stuffies he wins to the local toy drive.
Nihil921 t1_jebwdpg wrote
Oh wow looking dapper today Mr Corpse
faensatan t1_jebx1vr wrote
Not to mention 'Necropedophile'. I wonder why they were never on MTV Unplugged. 🤔
ayyyyycrisp t1_jec01ri wrote
and twitter was up in arms over rick ross sayin put a molly in her drink lmao
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mrspelunx t1_jec1sck wrote
Ace should pull that guy’s hair. “He’s a man!”
grimacetime t1_jec1ur1 wrote
Caught the TV edit once, he got up on stage grabbed the mike and growled "I've got to go, I've got a date with you mother."
dexbasedpaladin t1_jec206i wrote
Thanks. They were all just faceless monsters to high school me.
North_South_Side t1_jec48qk wrote
I never found Jim Carrey to be funny. Or interesting as an actor.
He's just mildly annoying.
tonyspro t1_jec5pex wrote
The whole Cannibal Corpse bit was his idea, he legit dug the music and got them included in the movie
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dasfolg1947 t1_jec9wce wrote
We love you dark continent. Goodnight
PajaroDeBasura OP t1_jeca641 wrote
Hey everyone's got different tastes! I loved him when I was a kid
globaloffender t1_jecb56b wrote
“The red of the hhhhhhwhyte?”
dominarhexx t1_jecb7lj wrote
First time with my ex wife was to Stripped, Strangled, a d Raped. Really should have been a red flag.
T7Web t1_jechs9w wrote
Cannibal Corpse the answer to: What band’s lead singer has the thickest neck?
Gunthrix t1_jecikub wrote
More like when I was 7! Somehow in feeling old now.
Atzukeeper t1_jeck2hk wrote
Cannibal ventura? Or ace corpse?
doubleflush t1_jecqfef wrote
bumble bee tuna
taxthepoor t1_jecrpi4 wrote
Yeah that's not Chris
mattdabratt23 t1_jecsj47 wrote
That's Captain Winky to you!
DoucheCanoeBruh t1_jecykiz wrote
don't forget the classic 'Addicted to Vaginal Skin'
wildjoker10 t1_jecylun wrote
Thanks for the free parking
DoucheCanoeBruh t1_jecyqfs wrote
George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher was also the voice of the assassin
PlsLeavemealone02 t1_jed1qdw wrote
Looks like the start of the weirdest, dorkiest, but the best friendship ever.
Least_Application_93 t1_jed1tky wrote
Wait, we can talk about Ace Ventura on Reddit? One of the most transphobic movies ever made! How are you not getting banned for posting this!?
up_down_underwater t1_jed1wt3 wrote
Funny I just got a text from Chris reminding me that he’s been in 6 feet under for almost 30 years. Some friend I am.
partizan92 t1_jed45kz wrote
Hey Woodstock!
HechoEnChine t1_jed5p33 wrote
Does anyone have a breath mint?
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kyarew t1_jed9s8q wrote
Did you find your ex wife buried "Six Feet Under"? Which ironically enough, is the name of Chris Barnes' band after leaving Cannibal Corpse.
stanleyt66 t1_jedjrqe wrote
Allllrigghty then
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Dr_Stef t1_jedof1s wrote
Asshhoooolleeeooomioooooo!!!
dominarhexx t1_jedpkr0 wrote
Really reaching there, friend. Lol.
Wyldfire2112 t1_jedz1cs wrote
Corpsegrinder is legit one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
Wyldfire2112 t1_jedz76m wrote
Indeed.
Also, anyone that thinks showing up to a Death Metal concert in a Hawaiian shirt is unheard of has never heard of Party Cannon.
datskullguy t1_jee39lc wrote
This film got me into death metal as a kid, never knew how to find it til I left school and met some metal heads and explained what I heard and one of them put CC on, blew my mind
Fluorescent-booger t1_jee3h4g wrote
Excuse me, is Greg here?
Balsac_is_Daddy t1_jee3iwy wrote
thumus t1_jee936y wrote
shut the fuck up about that band
Hecate_333 t1_jeej40c wrote
And he has one of the most whole instagrams.
peanutsfordarwin t1_jeejda9 wrote
T.J. Miller vibe..... miss ol T.J. damn brain tumors and the mischief they cause!
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123sebas123 t1_jefohc2 wrote
Chris?
Bemfactor7 t1_jeg8j2f wrote
No, this is Ace... um, Tom Ace
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