Submitted by Maleficent-Potato673 t3_126yi6q in Showerthoughts
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TroyBenites t1_jeclfpe wrote
Yeah, I have fallen through the same trap before...
They really look like though
SweetNeo85 t1_jecw03r wrote
Not if you've ever seen a bone before.
TroyBenites t1_jecx067 wrote
I have seen skeletons... Cranium skeletons in universities... In that way they are really look alike. I can see how people would mess it up, speacially because skeletons are usually named the collection of our bones, but there are always teeth (and some cartilage on the rib area)
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dcs1289 t1_jeemhdk wrote
Ehhhh they do look pretty similar to bones in my experience, at least in color. Shape is obviously unique and they are shinier than bones.
mechapoitier t1_jecqw39 wrote
ohboyohgodohno t1_jecsf52 wrote
My favorite TV bit of all time!
5, 6, 7, 8...!!!
mrPandabot35 t1_jecx9ln wrote
“They get stolen by a demon your parents say they know!”
skunkwoks t1_jecwr4q wrote
So, bones are not inside teeth?
MyFaceSaysItsSugar t1_jecxstv wrote
No, inside the tooth are nerves and blood vessels.
Phallic_Moron t1_jed00p1 wrote
I don't understand...this is like 5th grade biology. At most.
skunkwoks t1_jed086r wrote
I should have put the /s…
Mymarathon t1_jecxu56 wrote
I thought they were luxury bones
justlovingreddit2 t1_jecvw0r wrote
"Eat shit and die"
- Funny stick man on internet
moishepesach t1_jecxy2x wrote
Neither are dicks and yet right now millions and millions are prolly getting..... boned
MyFaceSaysItsSugar t1_jecy8rm wrote
Then that makes dicks the only thing protruding from an uninjured person’s body.
I’ve never heard anyone call teeth bones until this Reddit post. People call them teeth.
moishepesach t1_jecynuc wrote
Outtie belly buttons, clits, aliens.... definitely aliens.
PS
please forgive my insouciance. It's been a helluva day and I wanted to make a dick joke. Not my proudest moment.
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xtra_sleepy t1_jed88lj wrote
I learned a lot about teeth from this guy (Neil Shubin). "Your Inner Fish" is seriously amazing. https://www.thirteen.org/programs/your-inner-fish/your-inner-fish-evolution-your-teeth/
mountainmanstan92 t1_jecj49z wrote
Teeth are not really the same thing as bone, pretty different structure than say a femur.
It's splitting hairs a bit, but they really are quite different.
RunsWithApes t1_jecpong wrote
It's not splitting hairs at all, in fact, teeth are closer to your hair than your skeletal system going by their germ layer origins.
mountainmanstan92 t1_jecr2iy wrote
Sure, mostly the composition components (hydroxyapatite) being present in various quantities is what I was referring to. I don't think it's fair to say there's NO similarities, just far less than most people are aware of.
Also, nice pun leading up to your fact there!
yomerol t1_jeco5c3 wrote
Just think about how they grow and develop, they are absolutely different. This shower thought is ridiculous as most posted here nowadays.
mountainmanstan92 t1_jecoa8g wrote
Yeah was trying to be nice about it, not everyone knows these things.
Broad_Interview_6087 t1_jeclohw wrote
First point is good (bones in fact are not the same as teeth) but comparing structural difference of a femur and tooth isn’t a great argument. Femur vs a sesamoid (floating) bone are also very different structurally, as are the bones in the ear
mountainmanstan92 t1_jecnlj7 wrote
Sure, just wanted to keep it simple and not dive too deep into anatomy, most people know what a femur is.
But to your point, a tooth remains equally different to a sesamoid and a ossicle, as it does to a femur, in terms of molecular comp and embryological origin. The size and macrostructure doesn't really make a difference for comparison sake here, so a bit pedantic.
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It's not splitting hairs, bones are nothing like teeth outside of the vague similarity in surface appearance.
affordableweb t1_jebknhl wrote
Your teeth SHOULD BE the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you
melonmandan12 t1_jeco304 wrote
Teeth are not bones
Maleficent-Potato673 OP t1_jebl2u9 wrote
True
insanegodcuthulu t1_jecmeut wrote
Wait, so I shouldn't have bones poking out of each of my finger tips and ears?
IknowKarazy t1_jecnj8h wrote
You sound like an marvel mutant
insanegodcuthulu t1_jedc9b1 wrote
"T'is I, BONE-SPURS MAN! The superhuman X-Man with the power of ceaseless crippling agony!"
RunsWithApes t1_jecpry2 wrote
No they shouldn't
PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP t1_jecs2zz wrote
Never forget that your skeleton is always wet and constantly trying to escape. <insert mom joke here>
IamaHyoomin t1_jeck7b0 wrote
Not true, my femur is currently about 5 inches out of my leg.
Tagawat t1_jecmo6t wrote
Try turning it off and then on again and see if that helps
SlightlySea t1_jecnekp wrote
tried that, other femur exposed now
WashooGonnaDo t1_jecyaqn wrote
Give it a good smack, always works
Blue_Trackhawk t1_jed0khs wrote
sfc /scannow
Skye-DragonGirl t1_jecn9uv wrote
Put it in some rice
fakeprofile21 t1_jecvmj7 wrote
If that doesn't work, try a hair dryer and some quartz crystals.
Hey_its_thatoneguy t1_jecy2zx wrote
That hocus pocus is never gonna work, let me tell you about all the things my essential oils can fix!
Mymarathon t1_jecxvkq wrote
Owie
steinah6 t1_jecypsb wrote
Oh, so it’s unplugged. Plug it back into your leg.
JESquirrel t1_jecyd9f wrote
My knee was hanging on by a piece of skin once.
Advanced-Guitar-7281 t1_jecjfr3 wrote
You need to get that looked at. Teeth are not bones so if you have bone protruding there it's your jaw and that sounds painful as hell to be honest.
Pman1324 t1_jecsir3 wrote
"What's this really long tooth that goes around my gums?"
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_jeck4nv wrote
Glanced at OP, then slowly pans down to my crotch.
I'm forever 13!
Bygdon t1_jed1xq2 wrote
Thank you for keeping my faith in humanity alive and well.
secrtlevel t1_jed8qx5 wrote
Came here for this, I can move on my with my life now.
DWard3627 t1_jeckyep wrote
Couldn’t decide between a sexual joke or a broken arm/leg joke
Woolie-at-law t1_jecvopt wrote
Why not both???
KainBatrius t1_jebn3mi wrote
...most of the time...
Orphan_Izzy t1_jeconhp wrote
I immediately thought of this:
firfetir t1_jecosqy wrote
I don't have claustrophobia. Like at all. But exactly once in my life, I got in this weird state of mind where I got claustrophobic about my skin. Like oh my god I can't get out of it anywhere to really feel some cool air. Even sticking my tongue out of my mouth - that's still just a type of skin. Anyway after a while I remembered my teeth aren't covered in skin and started baring my teeth and breathing to get cool air on them and felt better.
I am fully aware of how absolutely psychotic this sounds and yes I'm usually normal. Also teeth are dentin.
Strong67 t1_jecp8cp wrote
I used to have a protruding bone every morning when I was young
Competitive-Shoe-953 t1_jecpwt0 wrote
Your eyes are the only part of you where your brain is protruding out of your body!!!
maidenofmara t1_jecz6zb wrote
man if only teeth were bones. we would have it so much easier
Downtown_Tomato5600 t1_jed2joj wrote
Your tongue is the only muscle that is attached at just one end.
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saltandwine23 t1_jecr0en wrote
Unless you have the thing where your tailbone kinda sticks out.
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MitchCumsteane t1_jecukod wrote
Dumas.
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Particular-Car-8520 t1_jecuqsa wrote
You're wrong...proceeds to crash motorbike and have bones pertrude through my legs
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WrithingVines t1_jecuwmy wrote
I am gonna go jump off my second story roof to prove you wrong. All le bones will be out
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Look at Mr. Fancypants “I don’t have a compound fracture” over here! Eat the rich!
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gyman122 t1_jecwnfw wrote
I believe this is sort of the reason why, in Imperial Japanese, women oftentimes covered up their mouths with their hands when they laughed or would dye their teeth black with charcoal. Exposed teeth were seen as a strangely intimate look within your body, and/or sort of animal-like
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Barqs_enjoyer t1_jed1luo wrote
I’m going to prove you wrong and go get into a motorcycle accident
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jollytoes t1_jed3mv3 wrote
My bones have tasted freedom and now the rest want to follow.
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It should be a rule that the shower thought needs to be correct.
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Bloody_Corpses t1_jeblwnl wrote
I've had dislocations just by walking twice a few years ago I still feel traumatized
dark_glowing_rainbow t1_jecuit1 wrote
The only bones that are supposed to be protruding from you
MyFaceSaysItsSugar t1_jecjn7j wrote
Teeth aren’t bones.