Submitted by optiongeek t3_124jjeg in Showerthoughts
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unneccry t1_jdzhswb wrote
Incorrect. The chance i will be guillotined by a Fench mob is 0, although it is technically possible, just not going to happen
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nzdissident t1_jdzomhb wrote
That's the whole point of the post, fool!
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wildadragon t1_jdzrk7l wrote
It's absolutely 0, I'm not going to France, and I live in Florida, a French mob are too pussy to come here.
Spiritual-Ad-6412 t1_jdzs35k wrote
Nope you are to pussy to go to France.
wildadragon t1_jdzsanr wrote
Nah, couldn't give a fuck about France, but if they wanna pay for my visit I'd absolutely go.
YardHorror799 t1_jdzx2ev wrote
The odds of being guillotined by anyone are low but never zero.
The_Star_Bringer_527 t1_je05zvw wrote
Being a Florida Man,you have a higher chance of it happening than the standard French person does
wildadragon t1_je064du wrote
By a mob maybe, but not specifically a French mob.
kd0178 t1_je0gqpg wrote
I dunno, after the shit you've been talking about them, they might just go through with it.
wildadragon t1_je0gx02 wrote
Let them frogs come, Florida is a stand your ground law state, I'm good.
captain_chocolate t1_je0kkz6 wrote
The odds of there being a working guillotine in France are low, but never zero.
Dironiil t1_je0m25i wrote
Pretty sure there's some at least in museums.
Just waiting for their glorious return.
captain_chocolate t1_je0mjqs wrote
Low but never zero.
TKAPublishing t1_je0pzxl wrote
Actually guillotines are only from the Parisian region of France, anything else is just a sparkling beheader.
Ormyr t1_je0to3d wrote
r/angryupvote Too me too long to find this comment
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Present-Ambition6309 t1_je0ub69 wrote
However your chances of being unalive by firing squad are high in Idaho today. Welcome to 1824?
Simply_Epic t1_je0wobw wrote
French people, I’m sorry I called your language a trash language. Please don’t guillotine me.
big_sugi t1_je1bqzk wrote
They said a Fench mob. That’s not happening.
BreakfastBeerz t1_je1c3bx wrote
The odds of that happening right now are 0, maybe not in 1 second, but right now it's definitely 0.
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Zarniwoooop t1_je1r0mo wrote
This guy beheads
MeteorOnMars t1_je1rw3j wrote
I’d say the odds have significantly increased over the last week.
Dragontamer7777777 t1_je1sp8l wrote
The odds of being guillotined by a platypus in the international space station are also low but never zero.
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IntrepidResolve3567 t1_je1t80k wrote
Only if your name starts with a B and last name ends in berger.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_je1ujv8 wrote
Came here for this comment.
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myourmomshot t1_je1zksy wrote
Oh shit! We should break out the guillotine for the Idaho dude, firing squad is boring!
godard31 t1_je20age wrote
The odds that I leave you an upper decker tonight are low, but not zero
LCSpartan t1_je22kxm wrote
Was just about to make this comment. And those odds are getting higher every day.
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foxxytroxxy t1_je2f6mg wrote
Now, this! Finally, a good shower thought. Not just some average observation, not just a statement of basic and blatantly obvious fact. Not grounded in an unscientific understanding of scientific things. A real, honest, down to Earth shower thought!
Amazing!
Virtual-Editor-4823 t1_je2mpou wrote
r/thisguy
jnemesh t1_je2q7ng wrote
odds are a bit higher if your last name is "Macron"...just sayin'
jnemesh t1_je2qb4o wrote
No, I am pretty sure a guillotine needs gravity to work...
dumbo3k t1_je2r54h wrote
Not necessarily. Just sufficient force to accelerate the blade. Gravity is just the easiest to harness in a typical guillotine.
Working_Falcon5384 t1_je2rxwg wrote
Bruh-boi-guy t1_je355xz wrote
Yes, and the chances of me having sex with a girl is very zero and never a chance because I am gay.
InvisibleTopher t1_je3eums wrote
To be guilllotined, one must have a neck, so if you decapitate yourself, cut what remains of your neck off of your head and torso and incinerate it, you can't get guillotined.
mesa45 t1_je3igin wrote
A random quantum tunnel could open, transporting a guillotine and said operator into your room , it’s just the odds of that happening in the entire age of the universe is infitesimally small, but given an infinite time, it will happen eventually!
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epi_glowworm t1_je3ov2i wrote
I honestly believe that your odds are ~1/100,000 if you are Parisian French, ~1/1,000,000,000 if you are non-Parisian French, and flip a coin if you're American in France.
vendetta0311 t1_je3p53s wrote
Shit, I’m traveling there soon, my odds will definitely be higher at that point than ever before!
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StelioZz t1_je3q8un wrote
Look up at artificial gravity by using centripetal or centrifuge, always mixing those 2 terms in English) force
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Spaceboot1 t1_je3z7h8 wrote
Good bot.
foxxytroxxy t1_je4163u wrote
I'm not a bot. Don't be a prick.
Dragontamer7777777 t1_je4e706 wrote
That just lowers the probability.
bigloser42 t1_je5nxc1 wrote
Not if we strategically add rockets to it.
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jnemesh t1_je5t5kf wrote
well, you could propel the blade with springs, or as someone else mentioned, rockets...
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