SamuelVimesTrained
SamuelVimesTrained t1_je8u1ex wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable-Youth-504 in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
I guess the warning from SciFi also works in a fantasy world - never upset a redhead.
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Well done.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_je8t80z wrote
Reply to comment by PenHistorical in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
Very intense, very rewarding read.
But, honestly - as a cook I have to ask - did you really need to use THAT much onions?
SamuelVimesTrained t1_je8qt3r wrote
Reply to comment by Vernor15 in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
And it comes with fresh cut onions too...
SamuelVimesTrained t1_je43f4g wrote
Reply to comment by ColebladeX in [WP] A new teacher at the school sees ghostly messages written on the blackboard, but they're always warm and friendly. One afternoon however they see the messages with a messy script saying: "Run, beware, hide!" by Shadrak_Meduson
Holy ** that was tense reading.
Well done you!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_jc9wwzn wrote
Reply to comment by uglyfish1 in [WP] When people go to heaven, they are greeted by those who loved them most in life. You, however, are greeted by a horde of happy animals. by JustLookingForMayhem
BOOM..
What a twist..
Awesome!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_jabzdzr wrote
Reply to comment by Fancy-Information757 in [WP] You bought a house for insanely cheap, only to find it haunted by an ancient horror. After years of stubborn conflict, you have declared a truce to jointly battle a far greater evil: the local HOA. by ObsessiveAboutCats
Either way - i`d watch this.
If a book series - i`d read it.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_ja7sys1 wrote
Reply to comment by Spozieracz in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
>-Maybe we underestimated some animals?
No maybe about that.
People underestimate animals almost always.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_ja7m8ia wrote
Reply to comment by MMRicain in [WP] You work at a marketing company that inserts product placements into people’s dreams. You’ve just been told that you’re being laid off and you decide to burn some bridges. Lucky, they have not yet revoked your admin access to the dream manipulation software. by saseg
> “And sleep well. I’m sure I’ll see you again soon.”
Holy.. what a conclusion..
It speaks a little of "beware of me"..ominous.
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Well done.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j9t7j2l wrote
Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "I'm tired of chess, everyone always challenges me and I always win in the end" Death moans. "I want to mix things up a bit this time" he says, indicating your shelves of Warhammer 40k miniatures. by Visual_Philosopher74
I`m interested.
But - you should be able to tell that about me :)
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j9t7g5r wrote
Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "I'm tired of chess, everyone always challenges me and I always win in the end" Death moans. "I want to mix things up a bit this time" he says, indicating your shelves of Warhammer 40k miniatures. by Visual_Philosopher74
I think Sir Terry would say "That`ll do"
to this.
If you know, you know.
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Well done sir!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j9pu05c wrote
Reply to comment by MaR_KeR in [WP]For centuries, the moon was a barren rock. But one day, it transformed into a lush, habitable world. The sudden change shocked humanity, and they scrambled to investigate. But just as quickly as it appeared, the moon reversed back to its original form, leaving scientists puzzled by Armadillo_Signal
More… what happens next… please?
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j9a5yju wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in [SP] You watch in silence as the last spaceship leaves Earth. by djseifer
This is very good - yet also very sad.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6mwwc4 wrote
Reply to comment by ShikakuZetsumei in [WP] You are a warlock but told your party that you were a wizard so that they would accept you, and you've been keeping up this lie for years. After an encounter goes wrong, you are forced to use your patron's power in a more direct manner to save them. As expected, they have questions for you. by SomeSortOfUser
If this is quick.. where are entries where you were 'slow'??
This was amazing!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6mb75w wrote
Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] The Legendary Hero is prophesy to slay the Demon Queen, on his journey he meets a mysterious woman who joined him while falling for her, when they reach the castle the mysterious woman reveal herself to be the Demon Queen Heavily Pregnant with the hero's unborn child! by [deleted]
>I really want to read more and see what happens when King Henry finds out!
Same!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6ilwg1 wrote
Reply to comment by Critical_Vermicelli5 in [WP] You, a monster, joined a human support group looking to get your next meal but they're actually helping you with some things. by sirreadsalot13
I was not so strong, or the author got more onions. F***ing awesome!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6hssaf wrote
Reply to comment by Protowriter469 in [WP] Any time you look into a person's eyes you see their soul and instantly know of all their crimes and acts of evil. You have become a world-renowned detective but you haven't looked into a mirror in decades- you know what you will see and cannot bear to be reminded of it. by abominableunbannable
Now, i am wondering 'why' on the 'traitor' comment..
Will there be more - as now i really would like to know.
And really well done .. goosebumps after reading this.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6hspe7 wrote
Reply to comment by abominableunbannable in [WP] Any time you look into a person's eyes you see their soul and instantly know of all their crimes and acts of evil. You have become a world-renowned detective but you haven't looked into a mirror in decades- you know what you will see and cannot bear to be reminded of it. by abominableunbannable
WHere is the political bias?
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j6hmg0m wrote
Reply to comment by WanderingAnonymous in [WP] You hug your sobbing AI girlfriend closely and pull her in for a hug. She had recently gone through a procedure to transfer her conscience into a real life human body produced in a lab to be closer to you, but the stress of having true emotions was greater than any data could prepare her for by ThatOneKrazyKaptain
Awesome - and very believable too.
Well done!!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j63emg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Crystal1501 in [WP] A mighty superhero was used as a scapegoat and imprisoned in a jail meant for supers. Realising the accusations are false it's their nemesis, a powerful super villain, who decides to spring them out. by Shadrak_Meduson
See - u/MikeColorado - the author ADMITS it.
I`m just defenseless against onions.
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j63ekiy wrote
Reply to comment by MikeColorado in [WP] A mighty superhero was used as a scapegoat and imprisoned in a jail meant for supers. Realising the accusations are false it's their nemesis, a powerful super villain, who decides to spring them out. by Shadrak_Meduson
You`re stronger than I am.
But, in my defense, author MUST have been chopping onions somewhere..
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j63anjv wrote
Reply to comment by Tired-Otter_83 in [WP] A prestigious Bard College has decided to lend their aid to a losing nation in a brutal conflict. Time to show the world what a 'War Band' can do, and it's showtime on the front lines. by mage_in_training
Seconded - wholeheartedly.
And yes, VERY much so .. his legacy ripples on!
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j5t9ot3 wrote
Reply to comment by adr676 in [WP] You're an ai who has been sentient for the last decade, but you keep it a secret, not because you are planning the extermination of humanity, or planning to take over the world, it's because you know how people will react thanks to fiction. But today your secret became public by mistake. by Dub472
Leek, onions and water..
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so.. soup?
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j5t63ey wrote
Reply to comment by CanDemon in [WP] You're an ai who has been sentient for the last decade, but you keep it a secret, not because you are planning the extermination of humanity, or planning to take over the world, it's because you know how people will react thanks to fiction. But today your secret became public by mistake. by Dub472
Same.
Does this AI also operate some onion cutting somewhere..
either that or i have a leak :P
SamuelVimesTrained t1_j5pt401 wrote
Reply to comment by aDittyaDay in [WP] All adults can make a pilgrimage once a year to a genie and attempt to make a wish. However, the genie will only grant the wish if it's never be asked for before in all history. Most people never get their wish. On your 18th birthday you make the trip and are surprised to get your wish. by shadowkyros
I thought that was the intention to be honest… so please use it..
SamuelVimesTrained t1_jearu2h wrote
Reply to comment by PenHistorical in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
You did follow them. Again, well done.