ionscanner t1_jefg9bs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Is Jeremy Clarkson driving one of those?

wetkhajit t1_jefuss6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:31 PM

you know it

GANDORF57 t1_jeg84vb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:00 PM

Does one have to be "Jumped in" to be a member of the Albuquerque Ass Eaters Truck Motor Club?...Asking for a friend.

rob17gal t1_jefq4ne wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:00 PM

If they eat ass I’m sure they put Green Chile on it.

boundbystitches t1_jefzkop wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:03 PM

Other options include red, or chirstmas!

blbd t1_jegfy8x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:52 PM

I think I'd have to go with Christmas because that's automatically a festive occasion.

davewave3283 t1_jegcuke wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:31 PM

This guy New Mexico’s

RPDRNick t1_jefqq96 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:04 PM

I'm starting to miss the days when eating ass was a dirty little secret only done by the sorts of dirty little whores that I am.

nightwalkerxx t1_jegq7qf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:03 PM

I, for one, don't eat ass....I devour it.

rurounick t1_jeffhye wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Albuquerque is the Waco of New Mexico

boboSleeps t1_jeg65fa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:46 PM

Don’t forget about Española!!!

KnowsAboutMath t1_jegmkks wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:37 PM

I've been trying to.

moeriscus t1_jeflao7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

I was having a 100% unsolicited conversation with a lady friend about this the other day. I've never done it, but she said it tastes like nickels... So many questions, like who puts nickels in their mouth as an adult and knows what they taste like?

Bkwrzdub t1_jeg2ecm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:21 PM

Someone who upped the game from ass pennies....

... As pennies are going out of production

RelevantCommenter t1_jegxmaj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:58 PM

> upped the game from ass pennies

That's how you get the upper hand

HotDogWarpZone t1_jegvb26 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

I buy proof coins just for this reason. I love quarters for their size and dimes for their tongue tingling. Nickels are in the middle and meh. Pennies are nice. Silver dollars are tasteless and too big.

kindle139 t1_jegmgsv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:37 PM

I can taste the coins while reading this. I wouldn’t have imagined ass tasted so metallic.

ITCM4 t1_jefjszb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Just a few blue collar 9-5 brown eye guys. Punch in & punch out.

destinationlalaland t1_jeg8y7a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM

You mean tongue punch in

mrl1976 t1_jegfiw1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:49 PM

Next epidemic… pin worms

KingRokk t1_jefkpm4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

It's nice of those guys to warn everyone who's worried about being exposed to E. coli, shigella, hepatitis, and intestinal parasites from anyone who 'eats ass'. It's really a public service.

Old_and_tired t1_jefwu4o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:44 PM

eh...it's fun tho. And the women seem to enjoy it.

Specialist_Row_917 t1_jegvy3t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:46 PM

Are you bi? Cause usually dudes who eat are gay or bi

yParticle t1_jefg0sr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Big tongue energy.

No_Carpet7125 t1_jefiiyb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM

Those three dudes are in a tongue punch circle with each other.

wetkhajit t1_jefv36w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Dunkin’ donuts

DoesntFearZeus t1_jefyjyk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:56 PM

Bugs Bunny was right, make the left turn.

Arcalargo t1_jeg3nf5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:30 PM

I regret that I have butt one ass to eat...

atrailofdisasters t1_jefe49v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM

As usual, Florida man did it first.

iskin t1_jefkre3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

That makes sense because it's a common place to hide meth.

aZamaryk t1_jeg3h0u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:28 PM

Hmmm, it looks like there is a good chance to get your ass eaten out in Albuquerque. Where is Albuquerque exactly? Asking for a friend.

PillowTalk420 t1_jeg8j5i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:02 PM

Ah, but do they eat each other's ass? 🤔

InventorOfSkyrimming t1_jeggci0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:54 PM

Me 4

snarefire t1_jegitlp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM

I see Top Gear has been passing through Albuquerqe

USBSocket t1_jefhd9i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:03 PM

The sentence doesn't make sense. Think they're in the wrong order (and the Me 3 was the first thing eyes went to)

KnifeWieldingCactus t1_jeflkoi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM

They’re manga trucks, you’re meant to drive them right to left (joking)

LegendOfBobbyTables t1_jefmtws wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:39 PM

Welcome to Albuquerque, the ass eating capital of the southwest.

Lcokheed_Martini t1_jefokn4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:50 PM

Each other’s I assume. 🤣

RandomHybrid t1_jefxrv0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:51 PM

Is this the Albuquerque chapter of the human centipede fan club?

destinationlalaland t1_jeg96m2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM

I don't care what they do with each other, as long as they pull over first

thefudd t1_jegit6x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM

Top gear driving through American part 2

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ThrowawayNo4910 t1_jefneyt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:42 PM

Each other's?

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WestVinland t1_jeg2cko wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:21 PM

Must be a Danny Duncan video.

UniqueUsername82D t1_jeg2wx4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM

Level of being ignored as a kid: Legendary

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ArmchairPancakeChef t1_jegk1bx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

Must be why their breath smells like Schmidt.

averagebenzdriver t1_jegrh1g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:12 PM

First it was Florida, then Ohio, now it's Albuquerque!

Specialist_Row_917 t1_jegvt95 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:45 PM

Usually when a guy does this, he’s gay or bi 😂

Zingfodd t1_jefmb06 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:35 PM

Even more ABQ if everybody is doing 110 at the time, haha.

Lightingcap t1_jeg8mia wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Well half the people are doing 110 and the other half are doing 45.

Resident_Ad_1181 t1_jeg6ek2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:48 PM

Whoever filmed this was in on the joke no random stuff her

kindle139 t1_jegmahl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:35 PM

More like Analbuquerque, or perhaps Assbuquerque?

skedeebs t1_jefow4f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:52 PM

It really saves time when someone is considerate enough to put a sign on his back saying, "Disrespect Me."

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