Submitted by Boiling_Frustration t3_12700wb in funny
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Saberune t1_jebtuxk wrote
Can't say they didn't warn you.
bandit69 t1_jebu9ce wrote
IOW cheap Chines junk.
There is some truth in the saying "You get what you pay for" - almost always applies to the cheap end.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jebubyl wrote
It's liquid soap. Soap is used with water. If it can't be wet, it's crap and not fit for purpose.
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luctian t1_jebxldt wrote
This is some American/Canadian who wants to buy cheap Chinese stuff and market it as a luxury brand and earn a profit without having to do actual work. Buddy probably just graduated from their youtube guru Amazon's course not too long ago.
redshift739 t1_jebyj1n wrote
Why do you have an electrical soap dispenser?
klonoaorinos t1_jebz2eo wrote
Asking the real questions
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GlennsTypeWriter t1_jec0t0z wrote
refreshing.
Alkill1000 t1_jec1wko wrote
But like, you wash the hands AFTER touching the soap dispenser so who cares if its dirty?
InsomniaticWanderer t1_jec2ftc wrote
Does the soap dispenser have zero housing and exposed electronics?
Sounds like a shitty product to me, not a delicate one.
TheHumanPickleRick t1_jec2mx7 wrote
Good point, it would make more sense to have a touch-free dryer instead if you're that concerned about shared contact.
formerPhillyguy t1_jec2vf1 wrote
Don't you realize how much work is involved in getting soap out of a non-electrical dispenser? And the time it takes to reach for it and push the thingy down to get the soap to come out? It's exhausting.
NoKarenNope t1_jec2wvx wrote
Went to a bathroom at a friend's house and they had one of these. Battery went out. Imagine not being able to wash your hands because of a battery. Absolutely stupid. It's going the extra mile to fuck the planet.
redshift739 t1_jec2x0o wrote
Who has a hand dryer in their house?
TheHumanPickleRick t1_jec327j wrote
The same people who would have a touch-free soap dispenser in their house.
Sn_Orpheus t1_jec37s8 wrote
Do yo honestly think if it was made anywhere else it would be better? Make it in Switzerland with fine machined parts and it would be 20x the price but likely still not waterproof.
Mikkelokio t1_jec3l4t wrote
And don’t feed it after midnight….
gl0ckInMyRari t1_jec4pk7 wrote
Curious what the dispenser looks like
Head_Razzmatazz7174 t1_jec4y0v wrote
This is how all warning pages should be written.
Otto_Maller t1_jec7bd1 wrote
We do but ours in a manual version. We call it a hand towel.
ObarThePotent t1_jec7r9b wrote
OK, I don't know what you paid for this thing, but you have to run it through the dishwasher and then file a warrantee claim and see what happens. Keep us posted.
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Camaowen t1_jec9etw wrote
Damn, you got to be super dumb to buy some shit that comes with a note like this. Trying to save on a soap dispenser but still want to be fancy. Hah!
fourscoopsplease t1_jec9p65 wrote
I like how even the formatting information was passed on. Top quality
LT-COL-Obvious t1_jec9vaw wrote
Even included the print instructions on the top line
PoyGuiMogul t1_jecac52 wrote
It would be 20x more water resistant..
Kahoots113 t1_jecaubm wrote
It's only designed to last 1 year... yeah its shitty.
dontfightthehood t1_jecbso2 wrote
Wow I felt like a just read the honest trailer of warranties
maliron t1_jecds6q wrote
Needs:
P.S. - Don't get it wet, ok?
MotherRam t1_jecdwp3 wrote
I’d want one specifically when I’m cooking with raw meat and want to wash my hands without getting the bottle/pump “meaty”
smallest_table t1_jeceyjz wrote
Someone decided it was cheaper to print that and include it with the dispenser than it would be to to fit a water tight gasket. The thing is, I'd bet you'd pay $1 more for a watertight one.
professormagma t1_jecgbum wrote
that’s an instant return for me. can’t be bothered to put 50 cents of gasket into the battery compartment, but can be bothered with this message?
professormagma t1_jecggd2 wrote
if you are lucky
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professormagma t1_jecgp52 wrote
WHY IS THIS DOWNVOTED!
nMe-CA t1_jecim9c wrote
Because they want to do the robot trying to get it out
spiritwockiee t1_jecirlv wrote
I've for sure seen this somewhere on Reddit before, crazy they're still selling them.
HarioDinio t1_jecksgw wrote
Wouldnt you stress the first 'I' in idiot not the o
2020-RedditUser t1_jecl1hg wrote
This could useful for kids to wash their hands more independently by helping them limit how much soap they use
beachedwhale1945 t1_jecmuvl wrote
The now-dirty soap dispenser.
You can turn on most facets with your elbows, but pumping soap with dirty hands while trying not to get the soap dispenser wet is more of a challenge. Best used in kitchens where you are more likely to have gunk on your hands.
popaneye t1_jecn5om wrote
it's playing with fire without agreeing and acknowledging the fact that our kids will need to deal with disaster not comparable to any we have ever seen - that's why education should be any governemnt's priority to let us survive as human race for longer, before the real chaos comes
lemonpepsiking t1_jecrz9w wrote
I got one for the kitchen so when I'm working with raw meat I don't have to touch the soap handle. I know technically I should always be then scrubbing my hands afterwards but it sure does feel nice.
Pushmonk t1_jecsgzu wrote
Dukeflookem t1_jecsok0 wrote
What about feeding after midnight?
TribblesIA t1_jecth2j wrote
Is this a soap dispenser or a finely tuned CPU?
TribblesIA t1_jectjqw wrote
…(but with love)
PittrPattrTitFucker t1_jectphf wrote
He doesn't, this is a repost of a repost of a repost.
Ani-A t1_jecun2z wrote
Press the plunger with your forearm...
TMLTurby t1_jecvi8t wrote
Yeah, crazy too how the picture was taken exactly the same way.
Crazy
z44212 t1_jecvpj8 wrote
Soap also comes in bar form.
lemonpepsiking t1_jecw4eu wrote
That would have worked. Maybe occasionally have knocked over the dispenser since we usually had the thin ones. I like the motion activated one though.
The_Running_Free t1_jecwoi3 wrote
You could also just use bar soap.
merdub t1_jecyx5x wrote
Yeah this is why I also like the faucets with the wave/tap feature, I can just touch it with my forearm and not get everything full of raw chicken juice.
Klepto666 t1_jed0d0g wrote
I consider it unnecessary, BUT have you ever seen a touch soap dispenser actually used for awhile? It gets NASTY. It's not even easy to wash off, and sometimes it's in crevices that you can't really wash if you wanted to keep it for longer.
matt2012bl t1_jed1ecs wrote
It's almost like someone stole someone else's soap dispenser post and reposted it as their own
Nuts
ididnotknowwhy t1_jed1i79 wrote
A serious answer could be someone with a disability may be unable to manually pump soap. Or people would prefer a hands free dispenser for hygiene purposes.
Or they do it for fun/convenience. Who knows?
3006mv t1_jed1s3z wrote
Sounds like you should waterproof that battery compartment with some silicone or Vaseline or something
dragoonjefy t1_jed1t1x wrote
That's one fragile dispenser
PochinkiPrincess t1_jed2hkj wrote
OP you’re getting roasted but I got one too (on a great sale at Costco) and it’s so handy for the kitchen like when you go to wash your hands after prepping raw chicken. Also I audibly gasped when it said “should last a year or more” I would be pissed if mine didn’t last way way longer (with proper use)
rediculousradishes t1_jed38as wrote
I got tired just reading all this.
xalex2019 t1_jed3azc wrote
the first line "RED BOLD ON FRONT OF DOCUMENT" they can't even make the instructions correctly but they're calling the reader the idiot???
lopsidedskeleton t1_jed5qnn wrote
insanity!!!! no one on reddit would ever steal a post!!!!!!
alpha_bro_chad t1_jed6us2 wrote
Did a 12 year old write this? Or are they trying to be cute?
EternalPinkMist t1_jed73hx wrote
Reduces touched surfaces because most people don't actually wash their hands they just put soap on them and then wash it off
formerPhillyguy t1_jed9171 wrote
I understand. Take tomorrow off to rest.
ihate360 t1_jedaqxk wrote
Warranty for R Words and I like it
Raleighmo t1_jedg9eq wrote
Silver_Draig t1_jedjcpo wrote
Geeze what is it a Mowgli?
charliespannaway t1_jedls48 wrote
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
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redshift739 t1_jedop5p wrote
You gotta love a meaty pump though right?
srslyeverynametaken t1_jedvkxa wrote
Why don’t you?
redshift739 t1_jee264u wrote
I use a bar
CryonautX t1_jee3myr wrote
Tomorrow is a Saturday!
Gerrut_batsbak t1_jee9kec wrote
Using my thumb to open Reddit was enough to cause me to fall down for a forced 6 hours of hibernation
Healyhatman t1_jeeibur wrote
They don't it's a repost
KalessinDB t1_jeepiqv wrote
I have a walkout basement with a bar, including a bathroom with a keg urinal (all of this was installed by the previous owner). I've looked up the cost to get a hand dryer just to complete the look...
It was waaaay too much for me, but I could see some truly germ-phobic people doing it.
Ok-Force8783 t1_jef1ku4 wrote
I lol'd at "made in china...but with love"
ThePacemaker24 t1_jefqlfk wrote
It sounds like Hank Schrader wrote it
DenverM80 t1_jeg4owf wrote
Keg... Urinal?
KalessinDB t1_jega6nj wrote
Yes! They wall mounted a keg, cut away maybe 1/4-1/3 of it, and put a drain at the bottom! There's a tap handle on the top to flush with! I love it so much.
Maleficent_Amoeba_39 t1_jegabkr wrote
Some of us have to work Saturdays. Burgers don't flip themselves yet.
DenverM80 t1_jegc48v wrote
That's actually pretty cool, I thought maybe it was a typo
KalessinDB t1_jegi6kg wrote
Hah no sir, though I can definitely understand the confusion :)
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Sangmund_Froid t1_jegmzxq wrote
Sometimes I hover my hand under the soap nozzle and just have to heave an enormous sigh and give up.
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