Cichlidsaremyjam
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_jeb5ys7 wrote
Reply to comment by mostly_broke in [OC] Sharing my original oil painting "Golden Carnation" with you which I made last year. by Kateryna_Mazhuha
"That joke was funnier than you acted..." - Mitch Hedberg.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_jbbkf4c wrote
Something I didn't think I'd be saying a year ago: "Damn, as Seahawks fan, I am glad we got Geno locked up for at least three years."
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_jaihq2j wrote
Reply to comment by CaptainObvious in Warrants out for arrest of Jalen Carter, ex-Georgia star and NFL draft prospect. by PrincessBananas85
As a Pats fan I have to say something. We don't sign paroles, we sign players and then they commit unspeakable acts.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j9u9jaa wrote
"Baby, yours isn't that small, I am just used to be fucked by these monster hogs, we good?" Worst damage control of all time.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j9rdl5j wrote
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j9fnciw wrote
Wait...taking a foreign language didnt just happen in every school?
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j8dnhme wrote
Reply to jflaxman by b00giemane
"Too soon" - Ohio
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j8dapep wrote
Reply to [Rapoport] Sources: Raiders QB Derek Carr has informed the team he won’t accept a trade to the Saints or any other team. The team is expected to release him and he’ll be a top free agent. by BCLetsRide69
Even with there only being one other big name QB free agent this year, it's hard to find Derek Carr as a "top" free agent.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j6ms22k wrote
Reply to comment by windmillninja in 23 years ago today, the Rams won their first Super Bowl, literally by inches, over the Titans (23-16) by jaxsondeville
As a Seahawk fan I can commiserate about goal line losses in the Super Bowl.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j5y52tt wrote
Reply to Late to the party but What We Do in The Shadows is among the funniest TV shows I've ever watched by AudioCinematic
I need to giving it another shot. For through some of the first season then stopped.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j5jrkq0 wrote
Wait google owns waze? I guess that explains why good maps runs like absolute shut to the point I just use waze. Vertical Integration!
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j4indsa wrote
Reply to My friend learning how to jump by shipj9
r/fullscorpion
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j3k4xte wrote
Reply to 10,000 Dominoes gone in seconds by The_Gus_Destroyer
The servers when you try the search feature.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j2aavna wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
I was with you for the first half. Going back to an ex, we've all done that. Once you mentioned you were already in a relationship, thats different, fucked up indeed.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j1z5x63 wrote
How did you fuck up here? You outted a terrible person. Yea, your mom feels bad for not seeing it but come on shes a grown adult, at some point she has to pick up on things on her own.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j19fvqs wrote
Reply to comment by Markamanic in TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
This guy porns
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_j15r1a6 wrote
"You have now been suspended from Twitter for putting our lives at risk" - These sharks and Alligators
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_iym9br4 wrote
I read the headline and sadly my brain said "Of course they are"
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_iy5abt6 wrote
Reply to You guys, who even, Wth?! by cheezeyballz
Best 11.99 I've ever spent on my BIL xmas gift.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_ixsjxlf wrote
This reminds me of college. One of my roommates was diabetic but still drank like a fish. Well one night he gets out of bed. I fel it as I'm on the top bunk. I then hear what I thought was running water. No he just pissed in the corner of our room and went back to bed. Then about 45 minutes later I feel the bed move again bit this time I jump down. He's going for the corner again but I turn him toward the bathroom. But our rooms door to the hallway was between the corner and the bathroom. He grabs the handle and I had a split second decision to risk him not making it but going to the bathroom or letting him be someone else's problem in the hallway. I opted for the bathroom. He peed somewhere in there but defiatelty not in the toilet.
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_ixrqt1t wrote
Reply to comment by A2326P in This mannequin in Harrods posed as a cartoonish fall by Radikost
r/FuckMyShitUp
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_ixlslij wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
"Yes I'm leaving a trail of blood but I AM NOT missing ice cream day."
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_ixdqbkr wrote
Reply to TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
You had an involuntary briss
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_jefwajq wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
When I was a kid someone changed the 50 sign in our town to 69 and this has a similar vibe.