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Own-Cupcake7586 t1_j24schy wrote
Chocolate, not cheese. Otherwise, yes.
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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_j24xd67 wrote
Bold to assume I wasn't already fat.
genericneim t1_j24y33r wrote
Previous Januaries were not in vain.
puddlejumpers t1_j24ygd2 wrote
I'm working 72 hrs this week, I literally wake and can't tell for a few seconds if I'm at home or dozed off at work.
bunnywithahammer t1_j2515g5 wrote
I like the fat phase
kittykatkin t1_j252cii wrote
Spookily accurate.
FindMeTechieOfficial t1_j254fjx wrote
LoL
HappyPhage t1_j2550d0 wrote
Ha, joke's on you, I'm not having holidays!
... Bullocks
UkrUkrUkr t1_j25ds0j wrote
Your boss is having them for you. What a nice and helpful boss you have!
TheCrypticLegacy t1_j25sfgj wrote
I am going to be about a stone lighter come January. Been so ill this Christmas I have barely eaten. There is so much good food sat around in the house that once I am able to eat again I might just gain about 4 stone.
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dragonmountain t1_j25wacf wrote
Come to Wisconsin, it’s cheese
actias_selene t1_j25wpvu wrote
Same, I kind of hate the end of the week and December because the work is always of the roof. Still happy some enjoy it though.
Lorenaelsalulz t1_j25xe0l wrote
This is meirl. I even asked Alexa what day today was because I had no clue
DisguisedEleiphant t1_j25xz2k wrote
Fat. Fat. Fat.
Mental_Scene_4878 t1_j25ydu6 wrote
also cookies
Kill_Frosty t1_j262air wrote
That’s pretty fucked up. Can’t imagine working those hours nevermind during the holidays.
reticulatedjig t1_j262n10 wrote
Oh look at this guy, with days off between Xmas and new years
CodSeveral1627 t1_j265iu4 wrote
Im not working at all this week and its been a daze of laying in bed sleeping and watching Netflix. I was literally just wondering what day it is.
Shits awesome
Frency2 t1_j266fap wrote
You underestimate my metabolism and my healthy diet.
Ray1340 t1_j268vq6 wrote
LOL
Thanks
ItsMeTK t1_j269y3n wrote
I want some indie band to put out an album with that middle image and call it “Confused, Full of Cheese”.
potandcoffee t1_j26adog wrote
Ugh so true.
HeNARWHALry t1_j26af67 wrote
Went skiing in France for a week so festive ended 7 days early and full of cheese started a lot earlier. Still unsure of the day no matter how often I look. Can’t wait for fat!
Obnoxiousdonkey t1_j26bebn wrote
lots of people dont have family, dont celebrate christmas, or choose to work it because they get paid a lot. My uncle volunteers to work christmas and thanksgiving because his company pays double time up to 4 hours, and triple time anything over that. If i made anything close to that, you best believe im loading it up that week.
Kill_Frosty t1_j26c22r wrote
Understandable. If you have a family though I can’t imagine doing that. You only get so many together
TheERASAccount t1_j26e3pj wrote
Resident physician with a family, work “80 hours” almost every week…worked both Christmas and thanksgiving. Thankfully my kids are little so we told them Santa came early this year and did it on my post-call day.
Another_New_Day t1_j26e43b wrote
I'm fighting to get back to my 12/15 weight before Dec 31 hits
I'm not going to make it
Ilderion t1_j26eb65 wrote
Why cheese?
Alternate__etanretlA t1_j26ed0q wrote
"That's my secret, Cap–I'm always fat."
ThaneOfCawdorrr t1_j26fa1w wrote
Don't forget Feb-Dec: working endlessly to lose the fat, finally succeeding.
And then the cycle starts again.
Jester244 t1_j26h1aq wrote
I lost weight. Stress is a hell of a thing.
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Rengar- t1_j26hgc2 wrote
This one got a good chuckle out of me. Haha. Thanks for sharing.
Coffeeffex t1_j26hoox wrote
Please stop posting nudes of me online!
doofy77 t1_j26hpps wrote
Perhaps a mule or a horse would be more suitable.
rycapps t1_j26jf25 wrote
Fuck, I've time traveled to January.
whyunoletmepost t1_j26jnlh wrote
"Full of cheese and confused" - I can relate.
Industrialpainter89 t1_j26jw5n wrote
Fat *Insulated!
boo_snug t1_j26k5wf wrote
Why not both
Good_Nyborg t1_j26kk3n wrote
Yeah, been whittling down 8 lbs. of ham since Xmas dinner. The mashed potatoes were the first to go, followed by the yams, then the remains of the green bean casserole. Yet still the ham remains.
Crix-B t1_j26l7yw wrote
Y'all are getting fat?
caalger t1_j26lknv wrote
Dead on. January in particular.
blownbythewind t1_j26lqxo wrote
Leftover ham makes killer jambalaya.
Somnif t1_j26lrag wrote
Why not chocolate cheesecake?
Somnif t1_j26m128 wrote
I've been AT work all week, but have accomplished nothing. I'm the only one in town so I volunteered to be on hand to sign for packages. But the UPS guy has seen the empty parking lot and assumed we were closed, so just done the "attempted delivery" thing every day.
So... yeah. Very boring.
ItsameMatt03 t1_j26naq7 wrote
Has it already been ten years since this was first posted on Facebook?
Imaginary-Economy-47 t1_j26nusc wrote
I'm so overstuffed, reading the words chocolate cheesecake made me gag a little
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Cheese_Pancakes t1_j26tuvo wrote
My favorite work week of the year is between Christmas and New Years. The whole building turns into a ghost town and I can just work at my own pace and get some much needed peace and quiet.
A little sad that this week is almost over and will have to go back to random, pointless forced conversations with coworkers about the weather, the quote they got on their new roof, or whatever the hell else nobody cares to talk about.
elcid2023 t1_j26ubwy wrote
I just choked eating my cheetos!
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'MURICA!!!
puddlejumpers t1_j26w3bs wrote
Damn, as a physician, you're probably salary? Me, I'm all about that OT PLUS holiday pay.
Blue_Nyx07 t1_j26w7es wrote
im just fat the whole time
puddlejumpers t1_j26w8rc wrote
I have new years eve off, then I'm working 84 next week
ikalwewe t1_j26xq8y wrote
Me and my son to go on holiday to the states for a month every year and every time we head back to Japan , I weigh myself and i' m about 2kg heavier 😢
AloofSigma6 t1_j26z9t8 wrote
the trick is to not eat for a month ...
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Exhausted_Lady t1_j2739ne wrote
Literally found this with a piece of cheese in my hand.
Rolloveralready t1_j273rjx wrote
Lol 😆
Firetail1710 t1_j276ft1 wrote
confused and full of cheese, just as sheogorath intended
Sandscarab t1_j277prw wrote
I feel like that last figure needs a smile on their face.
Pangolin_Unlucky t1_j277sns wrote
jokes on you, i was fat going in, rofl.
TheyMightBePilgrims t1_j278l4a wrote
January etc. is my favorite Wilco song.
k_lly_urself t1_j278ocr wrote
I don’t understand what happened
tmccrn t1_j279643 wrote
The cheese is doing it to me
ToanZodiac t1_j279cd6 wrote
I'm not fat. I'm festively plump!
OldNewUsedConfused t1_j279hib wrote
Looks legit.
MChand87 t1_j279n7q wrote
There's a 20 mile trail of bodies behind my leftover holiday ham jambalaya!
Zenketski_2 t1_j27a7kv wrote
Can someone please explain to me why I ate at least 6 lb of cheese over the holidays?
Zenketski_2 t1_j27abew wrote
Between the chocolate cookies and cheese I ate this holiday season, I feel like I should be a hundred pounds heavier than I am right now.
My aunt brought three different homemade cheese based appetizers to our Christmas dinner
Huttser17 t1_j27b3na wrote
I could go for a cheeeeese right now
solojones1138 t1_j27bjib wrote
All y'all people who don't have to work this week, I envy you
caanthedalek t1_j27c8hq wrote
Help, I've done something wrong and now I'm forever stuck on step 2
yelyakskye t1_j27ckx4 wrote
Cheese, chocolate, eggnog
Soup-Wizard t1_j27d94j wrote
Especially the cheese part
WolfOnHigh t1_j27dbyf wrote
The cheese - it is inevitable!
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Ok_Fox_1770 t1_j27eo8x wrote
Been good all year… 2 cheat days in a row of just all the treats wrecked me for days. Total sugar crash out. Don’t even drink anymore haha, the cheese platter got me dog. Put me down with the pepperoni
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ItsMichaelRay t1_j27g7y4 wrote
Love the art style.
RealHonest-Ish_352 t1_j27gqez wrote
Appreciate this, very fun.
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ValiantDeers t1_j27hovv wrote
I too am full of cheese and mildly unsure of the day
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Evo-Elemental t1_j27i9l2 wrote
13 of November to the 26th of December*
meloratrex t1_j27ib80 wrote
Full of cheese
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TraditionalCost1249 t1_j27kdp1 wrote
That's me except a fat part, I can't fat myself
A_happy_snowman t1_j27lzub wrote
No, I'm fat all year round.
BlindWillieJohnson t1_j27njfb wrote
Alcohol, checking in
fallynangell t1_j27nvua wrote
I feel attacked..... 😪
One_Arm4148 t1_j27nw7u wrote
😆😂🤣
Mean_Minimum5567 t1_j27ny1l wrote
It's both in my case
PhotoIll t1_j27ow4o wrote
User name checks out. hahaha
PhotoIll t1_j27p08w wrote
I like your style.
supremerulerofcheese t1_j27pq8m wrote
My kind of holiday
rachelface927 t1_j27q6gd wrote
Just today, me leaving work: “See you tomorrow.”
Boss: “…You work tomorrow?”
Me: “…Yeah, tomorrow’s Friday.”
“Wait. What’s today?”
“Today is Thursday. See you tomorrow.”
chief_mdp53 t1_j27qawu wrote
Resident physician means still in training after med school. They get paid $45-60k/year for on avg 60-80hr work weeks for 3-5 years depending on specialty. So yeah perk it’s a salary. Break it down and it’s like $12-15/hr for someone who likely has a $250k+ student loan debt plus other expenses who is grossly underpaid and overworked and has to deal with life or death decisions all the time and be on top of their game while working a maximum 28hr shift per ACGME guidelines so they don’t burn out too quickly. 80hr limitations occurred because it was common for resident physicians to work 120hrs or more. Deadly mistakes were made in the past so they clamped down on it a bit, but 80-90hrs a week is very common even to this day. Hence they are called “residents” of the hospital and practically lived there.
Once you graduate, salary jumps dramatically but residents are exploited for cheap labor within our healthcare system and just wanted to point this out. Media and Reddit makes physicians out to look like fat cats who are lazy greedy money grubbing assholes who doing nothing but get paid big bucks by big pharma, but the reality is they sacrifice so much of their early years to the field of medicine that many the slightly higher salary doesn’t come close to justify the years of sacrifice they endured which is why physicians commit suicide at a higher rate vs general population (same with dentists).
TrashMouthDiver t1_j27r154 wrote
Try COVID. I've lost 3lbs of phlegm since 12/26
yellowdaffodill t1_j27se5f wrote
My favourite week of the year!!
yellowdaffodill t1_j27sgts wrote
Yep, I was eating a charcuterie board.
extra_medication t1_j27snn9 wrote
Gonna go get myself some cheese now
ArtVandalay47 t1_j27u9bd wrote
I've been dieting since july. I lose around 10lbs a month.
I was dreading the holidays. I lost 50lbs in 5 months.
I fell off the diet wagon 2 weeks ago.. In that time I have gained back 15lbs.
A months and a half work gone in only 2 weeks.
No worries though. I'm jumping back on the wagon this sunday.
What's amazing is how much I already feel like shit by not dieting and exercising. I'm already looking forward to getting back to it.
For those out there. Don't let the holidays ruin you. We can do this together. And we'll all shine on this summer!
Good luck and god bless.
Curlytomato t1_j27vvp2 wrote
Keep with the ham and go keto, its your best choice I say
cxm404 t1_j27yzir wrote
Luckily I've had the flu for the last four days. Only eaten about three substantial meals in that entire time. I'd more than likely be fat and confused right now, but I'm borderline delirious
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hardtobeuniqueuser t1_j285s61 wrote
omg cheese. so much cheese.
genericneim t1_j2872sp wrote
Ouch. Get well soon!
BlackDragonBE t1_j288jvy wrote
This, but without the succeeding part.
ThaneOfCawdorrr t1_j2895cg wrote
omg so horribly true
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rowan771 t1_j28bhus wrote
I actually, somehow, lost a kilo over christmas. Maybe I should go to the doctor
sibertbom t1_j28bm2r wrote
i wish, i have to work
FriendLost9587 OP t1_j28or5j wrote
I have to work too :(
FriendLost9587 OP t1_j28osem wrote
You need more cheese.
androshalforc1 t1_j28rsi2 wrote
i think im at stage 2 but unsure if today falls into that date range.
MissPayne88 t1_j28uh5g wrote
I hate cheesecake so much I wrote a poem About it as a child. All I remember is the last line Cheesecake makes me sad at parties.
lyingliar t1_j28v6va wrote
Seems pretty healthy. I continue getting fatter from Halloween through New Years. Oh, and then through Valentine's Day because winter sucks.
Fritzschmied t1_j28xtus wrote
Cheese?
Panzis t1_j2903jl wrote
The holidays? You mean last weekend and this weekend?
Kill_Frosty t1_j290acy wrote
I haven’t worked for 2 weeks lol. Most people I know take at least the week
Miss_Milk_Tea t1_j2927o9 wrote
I gained 4lbs, damn leftovers.
vyse__the__legend t1_j293osi wrote
I feel personally attacked.
ltlwl t1_j296e8s wrote
Credit: Hurrah for Gin
Octopus_Agent99 t1_j297h0u wrote
Pretty accurate.
Vex1111 t1_j298up4 wrote
not everyone celebrates christmas so he might be getting crazy high overtime /extra pay to cover for colleagues that are having christmas
Dubbn t1_j2990zc wrote
You sir are clearly not from the midwest...
Skullbreaker69420 t1_j29fiyp wrote
Sandwiches friend
MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL t1_j29haf3 wrote
I mean. Idk about this. As an American, I am working between Christmas and New Years, I dont get that week off.
Im pretty damn aware of the day of the week.
sunrisemisty t1_j29w67b wrote
Was just gonna say this.
vyse__the__legend t1_j29wtgn wrote
If they had said tacos I'd be actually looking over my shoulder for creeps lol
OlderDefoNotWiser t1_j29yacf wrote
We didn’t have a ham, a ‘friend’ just bought round some ham, that’s a low trick to get rid of it
FriendLost9587 OP t1_j2a11wy wrote
This really only is relatable if you take that week off. A lot of people save their PTO and take this time off.
MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL t1_j2a7kip wrote
For some reason my company has a rule about using PTO for days before or after paid holidays
FriendLost9587 OP t1_j2aeenx wrote
That’s insane!!! Such BS sorry they have that rule
Panzis t1_j2baz85 wrote
Brother you're making me pine for the days of yore. Maybe I'll do that next year.
Strongerthanstone t1_j2bdw16 wrote
Isn’t cheese good for you?
TeexasMade t1_j2ct8zu wrote
You forgot hungover
ok-fruit-1956 t1_j2f0ltn wrote
Because you can?
ok-fruit-1956 t1_j2f0ya5 wrote
"In New Jersey, we call it a veggie tray."
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