Submitted by Majestic-Unicorn33 t3_yhnwh1 in newjersey
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StewofPuppies t1_iuf6kdq wrote
Wawa Goldfinch is my new pw
Rainbowrobb t1_iufnfki wrote
Did this impact the number of your holiday gifts?
StewofPuppies t1_iuftfto wrote
Ye I got less presents and they weren't doubly better either. Also no one fucking cares about your bday.
Slagathor0 t1_iug09lj wrote
Well stop eating puppies and you might get more presents.
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SlyMarboJr t1_iufeg6u wrote
What are the answers to your security questions?
Hdys t1_iufgrtl wrote
This and I refuse to accept what I got
ItchyK t1_iugv2y8 wrote
Thought the same exact thing. The next post will be based on your mother's maiden name and the last 4 digits of your social to find out your spirit animal.
Xboxfoxy t1_iujpbm9 wrote
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
ShadowSwipe t1_iugjho8 wrote
This was my first thought when I read this. Lol.
LeftHandedAnt t1_iuf7dpw wrote
Don't answer these unless you want to give out personal information people...
Just save the picture and share it with someone who already knows your birthday if you absolutely must.
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QuackingButtercup t1_iufe0v9 wrote
It's honestly not that hard to get someones information with a bit of searching. People often use the same usernames in different places so they might have mentioned their real name in another place. Also the giving out your birthday isn't really smart to begin with (and can lead to id fraud).
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufe75t wrote
Reddit's user anonymity is excellent. Unless you post personal information or use your actual name as your username (or similar to other accounts) there's a minimal chance that someone can trace your Reddit account. Additionally, Reddit doesn't display your email on your profile.
LeftHandedAnt t1_iuhtonb wrote
This is absolutely false. To anyone with a bit of CS knowledge finding out who's behind a profile is cake.
Pigsin5pace t1_iuf7ixd wrote
Omg no way am I Pork Roll Taylor Ham wtf
patchworkskye t1_iufbm8y wrote
split personality!
mustbebelgium t1_iugozcp wrote
april fools :0
00stoll t1_iuexejx wrote
I mean...I sort of like Benny Boardwalk
deaddabrain t1_iug79qz wrote
I am Benny Boardwalk
shromboy t1_iugadk6 wrote
I'll take Tony bon jovi
biscuit1896 t1_iueyvwe wrote
Discofries Speedingticket.... Definitely had my share of speeding tickets.
ophidiophobia_py_dev t1_iug9r3d wrote
Brb I'm gonna try to rest their password
Amazing-Stranger8791 t1_iuf4ynx wrote
pork roll soprano
Aggravating-Age-7177 t1_iufjwmh wrote
Taylor ham soprano sounds better tbh
Amazing-Stranger8791 t1_iufm54i wrote
most definitely not 🤮
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iuer4a0 wrote
I’m Wawa Pothole…
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tifosiv122 t1_iug37i0 wrote
Fellow 12/4'er here
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iuggd5p wrote
🙌🙌🙌
Gemini_writer8 t1_iuetwzm wrote
Argumentative Trenton! 🤣
Just-call-me-TY t1_iufpzhp wrote
What’s up twin 🤝🏽. I’m also May 26th.
TomMiller95 t1_iug66dz wrote
Ayeeee
monsterZERO t1_iuffm9a wrote
Tony Turnpike.
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufgry2 wrote
That sounds like an “entertainers” name haha
thearctickat t1_iufiqzj wrote
I’m Tony Soprano LMAO
Azrael351 t1_iugmb1f wrote
Me too!
Fryceratops t1_iuf73zw wrote
These exist so people can find out your birthday.
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufa8j9 wrote
How many people actually know who’s behind users Reddit profile? This is not Facebook where your real name is listed.
Fryceratops t1_iufbfth wrote
With all the other info you will unintentionally share why give out that?
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufcr0m wrote
It was all in good fun. I really didn’t think a birthday month and day was a bad thing. On Facebook, the birth year is even listed. Hell, all you need is my name and you can find out my address, block/lot number, sales record, what I pay in taxes, etc.
Gabag000L t1_iueysj3 wrote
Porkroll Saltpepperketchup
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Hetjr t1_iuf8jpc wrote
Discofries Hoagiefest
njdevil12 t1_iufjv97 wrote
Wawa 20cashregular
That's spot on for me in high school 😂
Form_Resident t1_iugezvf wrote
This could be the best one loool
njdevil12 t1_iugf7fx wrote
I mean Pork roll Taylor Ham being April 1 makes me 😂😂😂
AhmadMissile t1_iuf6jvd wrote
Secaucus Cawfee
CurtCadet808 t1_iufddhk wrote
Diverse 90ina60 😂
CosmicEntrails t1_iufkisv wrote
Speedy Speedingticket, asshole extraordinaire!
AmIOnTV t1_iuf785m wrote
Atlantic Mozzarella
ShatteredPink t1_iufarii wrote
yknow i think the funniest part is that my birthdays in august and my dads name was anthony/tony. who was also born in august
captaindanco t1_iufrzxj wrote
Wawa saltpepperketchup wtf 😂
Algae-Ok t1_iuexsni wrote
Damn you found me born in the meadowlands and 75% Italiano
Secaucus guido
Ladyhoneyblu t1_iufcmnl wrote
I'm Blueberry River Gap!
CapeManiac t1_iufdnbk wrote
I’d check out Blueberry Springsteen
SlyMarboJr t1_iufemrq wrote
The fact that the second list isn't just all Italian last names is disingenuous.
KatanaKamikaze t1_iuff90z wrote
Blueberry Springsteen
Sivallye t1_iufosxf wrote
Discofries 90ina60… pretty accurate 😅
CariocaArgentino t1_iuftk05 wrote
Tony Mozarella
8thcross t1_iug5oey wrote
20 cash regular is spot on. I thought it was just me!
FriedHummus t1_iug880g wrote
I prefer my Reddit cake day name over my “real” birthday name
Ohmysmut t1_iugcib5 wrote
Mine is Secaucus 90ina60, but my sister is God’s favorite and is Wawa Hoagiefest
peter-doubt t1_iueswd1 wrote
Secaucus hoagiefest is stupid..
Hoagies belong south of Trenton. Everybody knows that.
Thus, this is disappointing, or stupid, or both
GoatZealousideal4393 t1_iuf16rk wrote
Speedy Shore, MTV will be along shortly.
LinuxMaster1992 t1_iuf5mkr wrote
Secaucus Deli
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patchworkskye t1_iufbeva wrote
yep, name checks out for me 💜
SlimKhakiCinema t1_iufbx31 wrote
Atlantic Shore? What are the odds on that.
Some-Imagination9782 t1_iufdv6e wrote
lol snookie shore
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FDNY_Chris t1_iufegk3 wrote
Blueberry parkway. Hmmmm 🤔
RT11188 t1_iufgc5q wrote
Snooki Taylor ham. I'm kind of offended.
the-addict-alex t1_iufjcna wrote
ayeee i’m snooki bon jovi !
vepearson t1_iufjeuo wrote
Benny Shoobie…. Wanna go to Golden Nugget 😂😂😂
Roast_Pickle909 t1_iufkz6x wrote
Atlantic Speedingticket
sharkman1774 t1_iufm7s9 wrote
Speedy mozzarella 😎
moresauce49 t1_iufmial wrote
Pork roll pothole. I am New Jersey
Injunity t1_iufp44m wrote
Blueberry Soprano Sounds about right considering I'm from Jersey.
Cerebralbore t1_iufpumm wrote
Speedy Parkway. I'm actually kind of disappointed with that name.
smexysausage t1_iufqcog wrote
Secaucus pizza gang
imboredhowaboutyou t1_iufrk8h wrote
Diverse devils. As a devils fan, W
smacdaddy1 t1_iuftan1 wrote
Pork roll Taylor Ham, what a combination
MorganRose99 t1_iuftp6o wrote
Benny Deli
Now I wish I was born on August 21st
alexgato32 t1_iufups5 wrote
Diverse pothole
QueenoftheDenial t1_iufy3xs wrote
Argumentative saltpepperketchup
NJPokerJ t1_iug0hmy wrote
Tony Bon Jovi. Not bad
ricktech15 t1_iug7dkw wrote
Tony piney. So close
BYNX0 t1_iug7e3j wrote
I refuse to accept what I got
Ants1963 t1_iuga95a wrote
My Jersey name is Atlantic Cawfee.
Pikaguy96 t1_iugaoug wrote
Blueberry Bon Jovi
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Yoshiyo0211 t1_iugfg4t wrote
I don't wanna be Snookie Bon Jovi.
bmount48 t1_iugk139 wrote
Imagine doing this thinking it will be fun and you end up being snooki cawfee or porkroll river gap
andracute2 t1_iuglnhv wrote
Argumentative Trenton here lol
stoco91 t1_iuglvji wrote
Wawa River Gap sounds pretty good
thematthew11 t1_iugnm9q wrote
SNOOKI HOAGIEFEST YESSSSS
karlbon03 t1_iugppgj wrote
snooki cawfee
Basedrum777 t1_iugqr2e wrote
Tony Bon Jovi is legit....
Freshest-Raspberry t1_iugsmpr wrote
Speedy 90ina60
willwork4liquor t1_iugukai wrote
Diverse bagel 😭😭😭
DiscussionHuge7753 t1_iugz78d wrote
Wawa 90ina60 🤣🤣🤣
Godzilla0936 t1_iuh38aw wrote
Secaucus deli
ElyrsRnfs t1_iuh4mbp wrote
I got Atlantic Devils lol.
Dang3rCl0se t1_iuh88nt wrote
Wawa Meatball
spxdergirl t1_iuh8ryg wrote
Wawa Speedingticket 😳
AdEffective5895 t1_iuhcqvw wrote
Argumentative Cawfee. Well, then
littleray35 t1_iuhjsgk wrote
Blueberry Cawfee 🫐 ☕️
mikeyman1967 t1_iuhko8k wrote
How do I keep getting 'shut the fuck up, Donnie'?
Comfortable-Impact-8 t1_iuhmp8n wrote
Benny soprano
FrylockJPhilip t1_iuhnme7 wrote
Pork Roll Meat Ball. Good lord.
JeffRyan1 t1_iuhoqx1 wrote
RIP, those with November 30 birthdays.
small_e_900 t1_iuhrccd wrote
Porkroll Deli, but I prefer my maiden name, Taylor Ham Deli
Objective_Soup_9476 t1_iuhutnx wrote
Snooki Hoagiefest
iamstrugglin t1_iuhw28d wrote
Speedy fistpump ✊🏽
SnooPears4919 t1_iuhwvov wrote
atlantic bonjovi yawn
Alisora t1_iuhx760 wrote
Secaucus Diner
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Tony Soprano
justdan76 t1_iui47cp wrote
Note that only someone born on Feb 29 could be a speedy piney
A_Silverback_Gorilla t1_iui5vr7 wrote
Remarkably close to my actual name
henry_sqared t1_iuiefw4 wrote
I appreciate that April Fools= Porkeoll Taylor Ham.
ashleedix t1_iuiot3j wrote
snooki meatball :(
AndyMan11YT t1_iuiprg3 wrote
Snooki hoagiefest
chuckenslin t1_iuivfq0 wrote
Porkroll Guido! Best thing ever!
Oldmanbthe2nd t1_iuixapb wrote
Secaucus Shore
5uck3rpunch t1_iuj05nf wrote
Blueberry Boardwalk...it could be worse. I'll take it.
AchyMcSweaty t1_iuj38tq wrote
Speedy Pizza! Yay!
NachoFries2020 t1_iujy531 wrote
Why isn’t Taylor Ham in there! I want to speak to the manager!
Hahaahahah
Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iujzb2a wrote
Taylor Ham is #1 on the day side haha
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beeps-n-boops t1_iuf9skh wrote
Oh. Fuck. No.
Aggravating-Age-7177 t1_iufjv0u wrote
Notice how New Jersey recognizes it as Taylor ham
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Slatedtoprone t1_iui8l1k wrote
Don’t give out your date of birth on the internet.
fuckgallowboob2_0 t1_iuig9m3 wrote
Nice try feds
i_do_it_all t1_iug6y3x wrote
scammers have entered the NJ subreddit. lol. nice phasing attempt buddy. better luck next time.
TheAmateurletariat t1_iugec4j wrote
lol cool my password is hunter2
Michael_Blurry t1_iugojdw wrote
Nice try, scammer tryna get my security question answers. Go back to FB.
Pherllerp t1_iui2q8w wrote
Hey mods this is a bad post. This is Facebook shit that makes people give away their birthday info. Please delete.
letsgometros t1_iuiooug wrote
What was your first car?
Slavic_Dusa t1_iuj696u wrote
What a great idea for data mining! Quick let's all share our birthdays!
JizzyTurds t1_iught1e wrote
There are no security questions that ask the month and day of your birthday, relax conspiracy theorists, 90% of stolen accounts are idiots that fall for fake links and put their password in, probably the same people posting this meme is meant to steal your info.
mikektti t1_iuevqri wrote
Why not just ask me the answers to my security questions?