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Wonderful_Ad3017 t1_iuxfq5y wrote

Omg. First off you need to move and never look back 🤣

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Zhuul t1_iuy39db wrote

Christ, y’all are soft. This is a completely harmless Brown Snake. Just carry it to the nearest shrub and leave him to do snake things.

Poor little ramen noodle couldn’t hurt you even if he wanted to, the only snakes around here that are even remotely dangerous are copperheads and timber rattlers.

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YawnTractor_1756 t1_iuzhahd wrote

"What harm can come of this little brown spider, that is so afraid of you that likes to be recluse?" /s

People are fully right in being overcautious with snakes. Wrong identification of a snake can kill a person much more likely than wrong identification of a spider.

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Zhuul t1_iuzot4n wrote

… In New Jersey?

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Suitable_Instruction t1_iv0dxg1 wrote

Yes

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Zhuul t1_iv0f191 wrote

My guy there hasn’t been a recorded snake bite fatality in NJ in over a century. People are scared shitless of wildlife for absolutely no reason.

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Buffcluff t1_iv0llt9 wrote

The thought police was up there trying to get you a couple posts back lol.

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ImaginaryRoads t1_iuxvkar wrote

After releasing it, the more important question is "why was it in your laundry in the first place"? Do you have mice? If you have mice, it's likely the snake came in to eat the mice.

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Slavic_Dusa OP t1_iv0s057 wrote

This little guy is less than 1 cm in diameter. No way he could eat a mouse.

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Ants1963 t1_iv0u2bg wrote

Snakes can eat stuff that's bigger than the. They haveva thing call3d the Jacobson's orgain that allows them to un hinge there jaw to make their mouth bigger

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Slavic_Dusa OP t1_iv19504 wrote

Yes. That is true, but not for this little guy. I don't think he can eat anything bigger than small bug. Maybe when he reaches full maturity.

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Leprrkan t1_iv294oz wrote

He could most likely manage pinkies. They can usually eat anything roughly the same size as their largest diameter.

That said, he may be a lost or escaped pet.

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Leprrkan t1_iv28v6f wrote

They can unhinge their jaw because their jaws are not connected together. The Jacobsen's Organ is where they can "analyze" scent particles picked up by flicking their tongues.

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Ants1963 t1_iv2inkb wrote

Oops, I forgot about thst, I realized that I made a mistake afternI sent the post and had to get back to work bright after(was on lunch break).

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Leprrkan t1_iv2k2e9 wrote

Nah, no worries. You were on the right track 🙂

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New_Stats t1_iuxdpka wrote

oh no, what happened to the end of it's tail? Is it gonna be ok like that or does it need rehabilitation?

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Slavic_Dusa OP t1_iuxg9gd wrote

Idk, I found him like that. He seems fine. I think that is their defense mechanism.

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aceh40 t1_iuxn6y6 wrote

In my ex wife's purse.

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WystanH t1_iv0d1kj wrote

Any wooded area should be fine. Such critters like to hide under leaves and eat small fuzzy woodland creatures.

Semi related: I always relocate garden groundhogs to golf courses. Not only do I think it's a more posh neighborhood, it makes me think of Caddyshack and amuses me greatly.

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bigmphan t1_iuxuofh wrote

Outside. Def outside

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Virtual_Ad3616 t1_iuzf9i7 wrote

He's good looking. A relatively harmless Brown snake

His tail looks like he's got a rattle there, pretty cool

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iLuvPennywise t1_iv0smwx wrote

So cute! I’ll take him and put him in my snake room!

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potatochipsfox t1_iv0u4cl wrote

I'm sure you mean you have pet snakes that you properly care for ... but in my head I'm picturing an Indiana Jones-like snake pit

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iLuvPennywise t1_iv0xx1m wrote

😂 yes. I have three snakes. I love them so much.

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potatochipsfox t1_iv0zli3 wrote

Nice, not a snake person myself but I appreciate unusual pets. I had rats a while back, adorable little critters that most people think are gross or scary, so I get it.

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iLuvPennywise t1_iv134wp wrote

Rats are cool too. They are adorable, especially as babies. That is the only hard part about owning snakes. First time I fed my python I cried.

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structuremonkey t1_iuxii4b wrote

Don't release it until you are 100% sure it's native. I'd call animal control or a vet...unless you know a snake expert...

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Slavic_Dusa OP t1_iuxnd0j wrote

Too late for that. I did google native snakes and to me it looked like a Garter Snake.

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structuremonkey t1_iuy0fqy wrote

Yikes...doesn't look like a garter to me. They are usually dark greenish and have a yellow stripe down the length of their back.

I hope your laundry was somewhat accessible from outside so a "native" just happened to slither in...if so letting it go outside was the best choice...unless it was a lost pet.

Given the right conditions it doesn't take long for invasive species to take hold...look at south Florida with pythons and iguanas.. and PA / NJ with the dammed spotted lantern flies...among hundreds of other invaders...

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Slavic_Dusa OP t1_iuy89va wrote

According to wiki there are 35 species of this snake that we know of.

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structuremonkey t1_iuy9jla wrote

If it did crawl in from outside, I'd guess it's a northern brown snake....doesn't look like any garter I've ever seen...but I'm no zoologist, just a turtle rescue guy...

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mattemer t1_iv0dmsb wrote

Yeah definitely not a garter. The coloring could work but the pattern and lack of stripe aren't a garter. Their color does vary a lot. I think just a brown snake.

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BYNX0 t1_iv1nupm wrote

In general, you’re right, but this appears to be a northern brown snake, which is native here

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structuremonkey t1_iv1oznb wrote

Yes, I noted its a brown snake in other comments...I'm sure releasing this native should be good in nj...

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pmax2 t1_iuxx6rf wrote

Far, far away

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njchick9128 t1_iv0vcxa wrote

Seal all the gaps and cracks in the house so you don't let in more by accident

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Sprinkles_Hopeful t1_iv242zx wrote

Release him at Dr Oz's house maybe he can torture that too

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Jersey_Zeke t1_iv8og45 wrote

I found one outside my front door the other day.

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metaljm25 t1_iuzvqgk wrote

The deepest pits of hell, where it came from. Ugh.. Sorry, I hate snakes lol

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dsarma t1_iv0d6a2 wrote

They’re not too pleased with you either, buddy.

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metaljm25 t1_iv3p92d wrote

That's fine, they can fuck right off. Also, I'm not your buddy, guy.

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mjacob0069 t1_iuyxrbf wrote

Put it back in your pocket.

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zebrasezmoo t1_iv0iwbw wrote

In someone else’s laundry!

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infomanus t1_iuynjgz wrote

I have a snake in my pants level 2.0

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