Submitted by curlyhairlad t3_115lmzu in nottheonion
harpejjist t1_j94rp70 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Depends. Was he eating the pie in a way that was disrespectful to someone else or to the pie? Because he best not be disrespecting the best pie there is!
[deleted] t1_j94umsn wrote
You disrespect that pie in Key West, the locals will beat your ass to death with their walkers.
harpejjist t1_j95ectt wrote
It is on my bucket list to have Key Lime pie from its home. I have had good pie, but I just know California doesn't do it justice.
[deleted] t1_j974s2x wrote
Key West is really unique in its own old people touristy kinda way. It is HOT AS FUCK, but feels like it's own country. The history is fascinating to seek out if you go looking for it. For some reason, beyond the pie, the iguana infestation is what most sticks in my memory from the visit though. They are absolutely everywhere all over the key. Roadkill lizards blanketing the roads. I'm pretty sure our tour guide said it was open season to exterminate them.
TightLines022 t1_j95ivsq wrote
He surrounded it with hair and used his tongue in the middle first
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