Submitted by WildVelociraptor t3_11buh8b in nottheonion
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Southwestbesttest t1_j9zyfy2 wrote
Whats wrong with eating donkeys?
CurlSagan t1_j9zyxjp wrote
I can relate to this because I also have a problem with an excess of ass meat.
OneFingerIn t1_j9zzlry wrote
Nothing. Eating ass has become much more common.
TravelinDan88 t1_ja00z0e wrote
I have but one upvote to give.
scarnyard t1_ja01eza wrote
Es carne de burro
SteO153 t1_ja01x65 wrote
In some regions of Italy donkey meat is traditional. When in Verona I had nice pasta with donkey ragu. As usual, it is the classic "my culture is better than your culture, stop eating donkey meat".
ThePresidentsNipples t1_ja022ui wrote
No worries I got you
Mky12345pi3 t1_ja054f6 wrote
An they still haven’t got no upvotes what is this
Rosebunse t1_ja06vd6 wrote
It's one thing to use animals, but products needs to be marked as being vegetarian and vegan. Or, alternatively, that they contain animal products.
localgasgiant t1_ja08t17 wrote
Perhaps they just wanted to cuddle
Fracture_98 t1_ja0dfte wrote
I think if you're taking an "anti-hemorrhage supplement", your list of "Things to Worry About" can certainly include "donkey gelatin", but it should also include "why am I hemorrhaging".
MagicalGirlEmi t1_ja0e58h wrote
PissedCaucasian t1_ja0h8fb wrote
Its literally a burrito.
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Sirgeeeo t1_ja0l26j wrote
Amazon has developed a device that allows the user to harvest donkey meat without killing the animal
HughGedic t1_ja0lhar wrote
Clicked for donkey meat, article only talks about donkey slime/goo
Eatthebankers2 t1_ja0osog wrote
Oh boy! Get your insurance in order, your about ready for the poop bag.
Ombwah t1_ja0qq6z wrote
Oh no! Now where will I get my "Ass Hide Glue Lumps" ?
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_ja0sn2l wrote
Careful, bruh, C-Diff is particularly painful.
DethNaRoK t1_ja0vcc8 wrote
Who among can say they don't have a donkey meat problem?
Darryl_Lict t1_ja0yfnd wrote
I'm under the impression that horse meat is relatively common in Europe. I looked it up and most gelatin comes from cows and pigs. This is unsurprising because of how many we eat.
doyletyree t1_ja10mxx wrote
Truth.
I started to tell you about how I watched my dad go through this a few years ago. Then, I considered the implications.
I’m off to shower my mind.
jspqr t1_ja18y9x wrote
I had a pretty good donkey sandwich in China.
Embarrassed_Set557 t1_ja1d4dw wrote
Donkey meat on Amazon not surprised
DamnBunny t1_ja1ld1v wrote
That man has issues.
scaldywagon t1_ja1slji wrote
The mental gymnastics it must take to pass a law protecting certain animals because "they're not food" while happily devouring beef and pork by the cartload boggles the mind
uxorial t1_ja1wudo wrote
Title of your sex tape
SteO153 t1_ja1y7l9 wrote
>I'm under the impression that horse meat is relatively common in Europe
It is regional, but yes, it is common. Don't serve horse meat to a British, but in Iceland I found it served at a hotel buffet dinner.
Supercilious-420 t1_ja266l3 wrote
Something something eating ass
saksnoot t1_ja28r1v wrote
Lmao on ARSe Technica too
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CosineDanger t1_ja2gpvy wrote
"Why am I taking 'herbal' pills off Amazon while bleeding from strange places?"
"The fuck is in these pills besides donkey taint?"
Dietary supplements are the weakly regulated wild west of medicine. There are basically no rules here. A lot of them are not the herb advertised on the bottle or contaminated with heavy metals. You can stick to reputable brands but surprise, the reputable brands are trash too.
Character-Data432 t1_ja2ioes wrote
I’ll take two steaks, a kidney and a joint for soups 🙏
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Auran82 t1_ja2k621 wrote
Hehe asstechnica.com
luckylebron t1_ja2rk7t wrote
Just TBC, it's the hide of the animal being used to make the gelatin not the flesh.
guy30000 t1_ja2sqer wrote
So does your mom.
BAM!
cynical_euphemism t1_ja2xukb wrote
I had basashi in Japan awhile back (along with raw chicken)… turns out, picking random dishes at a sushi restaurant without fully understanding the translations can be an unintentional adventure.
lazyloofah t1_ja368ht wrote
Yes, and hence marshmallows and certain types of pop-tarts are found in pork rooms in western-oriented supermarkets in the UAE - although now hey’ve come out with good marshmallows made with fish gelatin.
WhyBuyMe t1_ja3et8i wrote
And suddenly i just got the strangest craving for IKEA meatballs.
I-do-the-art t1_ja3gj32 wrote
It has the potential to affect cow, chicken, pig, etc… corporate farm profits. No bueno for corporate controlled governments like the US.
More seriously though, one of the lies that is commonly stated as to why you shouldn’t eat these meats is that they are unregulated and can be filled with unknown and hazardous chemicals, which is true. But that’s a misdirection because they could regulate it and that wouldn’t be a problem at all.
dpdxguy t1_ja3sd5k wrote
I also have to wonder what kind of person assumes Amazon vets the claims of every product and seller on their website.
Who doesn't see Amazon as a rapacious marketeer that will do almost anything to make a buck? It treats its employees like shit, but she thought they'd be very concerned about mislabeled products?!?
12altoids34 t1_ja797nr wrote
Does she understand that Amazon is not a manufacturer?
Masticatron t1_j9zxcor wrote
If anyone can beat donkey meat, it's Jeff Bezos.