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12altoids34 t1_je7ak04 wrote
Reply to comment by TuxedoDogs9 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Don't feel bad. As any programmer/coder could tell you my knowledge of programming is extremely outdated. I did the majority of my programming on an Apple 2 plus. I also took Fortran and cobol and got a C minus in each of them back in 1984/85
12altoids34 t1_je1y63m wrote
Reply to comment by Catfrogdog2 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
That is correct [insert appropriate personal pronoun] are 1000% [div by zero err. On err goto <start>] That is correct [insert appropriate personal pronoun] are 1000% [div by zero err. On err goto <start>]That is correct [insert appropriate...
12altoids34 t1_jcus576 wrote
Reply to [Image] by bringmeturtles
You can't show up if no one tells you where to be or allows you to be there
12altoids34 t1_jaaydut wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
I was intending to make a joke at the expense of Marjorie Taylor green. She's an idiot congresswoman we have in the united states. When California was having massive wildfires at one point she tried to blame them on Jewish space lasers. She was also a Q-anon follower. She's a complete nut job.
12altoids34 t1_ja79kf5 wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
I think a fair punishment would be to require him to replant trees where they were decimated by the fire. He could do it on weekends and still keep his regular job. If he has one.
12altoids34 t1_ja79cg9 wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Are you sure they weren't caused by Jewish space lasers?
12altoids34 t1_ja79apy wrote
Reply to comment by Koshekuta in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Exiled to where?
12altoids34 t1_ja797nr wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Does she understand that Amazon is not a manufacturer?
12altoids34 t1_ja78vnz wrote
It also looks like you could play a pretty good game of "just the tip" with it
12altoids34 t1_ja78mqf wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
If they win the mafia will probably get their own Twitter account.
12altoids34 t1_ja78e4f wrote
Reply to comment by MicroSofty88 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
No, because they screwed up. There is a procedure in place to assist emergency workers and for whatever reason either the agent that they were talking with didn't know about it or was misinformed.
12altoids34 t1_ja78au2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
It was a screw up. They have a process in place to handle emergency calls like this which they don't charge for but somehow the person that they were talking to didn't get that information or screwed up. They probably got fired for it
12altoids34 t1_j9wimxj wrote
Reply to comment by bidibbix in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Maybe she was hungry when she did it?
12altoids34 t1_j6pfv0w wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in LPT: Don't break out small or corner windows if you lock your keys in your car. by Bailmage
What I did was bought a gay p*** mag and found ads in the back for free trial memberships in different magazines and subscribe my old boss to them. He was not gay. He was ultra right-wing Christian married with several children.
12altoids34 t1_j6lq98g wrote
Reply to LPT request: How to be a good conversationalist without oversharing personal things? by It_hurtsss
The biggest thing to being a good conversationalist is listening to other people. A lot of people just make the mistake of waiting their turn to talk and not actually paying attention to what others are saying. Also avoid trying to "one up "people
12altoids34 t1_j6cclx4 wrote
Someone broke into my apartment and stole all my furniture and replaced it with exact duplicates
-Stephen Wright
12altoids34 t1_j61xc36 wrote
Reply to comment by Phoebesrent-a-bee in If you were in space facing Antartica and you flew towards it, gravity-wise would you be going up or down? by lifesyndrome
I've read Ender's Game ,Speaker for the Dead and Ender's shadow. I wasn't aware that there were so many more out there
12altoids34 t1_j5y9zbv wrote
Reply to comment by Phoebesrent-a-bee in If you were in space facing Antartica and you flew towards it, gravity-wise would you be going up or down? by lifesyndrome
Yep I must have missed that
12altoids34 t1_j5wvaff wrote
Reply to comment by AttitudeAndEffort3 in If you were in space facing Antartica and you flew towards it, gravity-wise would you be going up or down? by lifesyndrome
While reading that book I read "achiles"name as" uh kill eez" like the name out of Greek legend. then I see the movie and find out it's pronounced "ah shielz".made my brain hurt
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Reply to comment by pancakespanky in an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking by 12altoids34
I've heard a different version but it's also a third version. Never heard your version before.
12altoids34 t1_j27x41v wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Dang, thought I was going to get away with that one. Nope I'm not.
12altoids34 t1_j258hpk wrote
Reply to comment by Yuu_Got_Job in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Not since I got back. Now they're just the just " the islands"
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Reply to My friend asked me to download a knockoff dating app. There's something seriously wrong with my date by HorrorJunkie123
Could you send me that link? Some things are worth dying for (grin)
12altoids34 t1_jegcg4o wrote
Reply to comment by Finrod_the_awesome in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Hey, with medical cost being the way they are, you get your free medical exams wherever you can get them.